Plechazunga said:
I can imagine Yorkie's reply - "I'm with a Russian cnut, you're with a maltese cnut - what's all the fuss about boss?"
A SAF’s hairdryer witnessed and commented by Devilish
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I can imagine Yorkie's reply - "I'm with a Russian cnut, you're with a maltese cnut - what's all the fuss about boss?"
It all make sense to me nowPlechazunga said:
This thread is priceless.
Yes, he is isn't he?blythy said:
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Christ Plech, don't be stupid. There are a couple of perfectly reasonable explanations:Plechazunga said:
i) SAF could've guessed it was a Russian whore from the sound of military music, cossack dancing and folk shouting "Eh, more beetroot soup over here and make it sharpish" in the background.
ii) Devilish misheard. She was really from Rusholme.
so did you and yorke become firm friends after this? I guess you didn't delete the number that your pal fergie dialled.
Or maybe you were already mates with Dwighty (as i'm sure you call him)
Or maybe you were already mates with Dwighty (as i'm sure you call him)
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kf said:
http://www.red11.org/mufc/news/98/111098.htm
a) First of all he dialled Yorke’s number. Don’t tell me how he knew it by heart but he knew it.
b) Secondly Yorke haven’t said were he was until SAF putted him at the ropes. The boss kept on saying to him not to lie anymore, and that if he didn’t said were he really
Was he would have transfer listed him immediately after they return to England. Personally I think that he meant what he said.
c) Yes he said it in front of all of us, and the reasons could have been many. The most plausible one was that he was furious with Yorke that didn’t minded at that moment that he was in front of us. Another reason could have been that he was just in front of the players and supporters club committee whom many of them had known SAF for more a decade and whom he consider them now as trusted friends.
a) First of all he dialled Yorke’s number. Don’t tell me how he knew it by heart but he knew it.
b) Secondly Yorke haven’t said were he was until SAF putted him at the ropes. The boss kept on saying to him not to lie anymore, and that if he didn’t said were he really
Was he would have transfer listed him immediately after they return to England. Personally I think that he meant what he said.
c) Yes he said it in front of all of us, and the reasons could have been many. The most plausible one was that he was furious with Yorke that didn’t minded at that moment that he was in front of us. Another reason could have been that he was just in front of the players and supporters club committee whom many of them had known SAF for more a decade and whom he consider them now as trusted friends.
devilish said:
I'm glad, cos nobody has a clue what you're saying.
Ever.
“I will not let Yorke making me look as an idiot that was sure” he roared as he took my mobile (without my permission) and called Yorke on the mobile.
seriously dev you should write a book "My wild experiences with SAF on his occasional visits to Malta".
when do we get the full story?
seriously dev you should write a book "My wild experiences with SAF on his occasional visits to Malta".
when do we get the full story?
are you an imposter ?
is the real Dev locked up in your gimp room ?
not even Dev is madder than the brush you are madder than
c'mon release the real Dev that we all know and AEBM loves
is the real Dev locked up in your gimp room ?
not even Dev is madder than the brush you are madder than
c'mon release the real Dev that we all know and AEBM loves
What were the other two?devilish said:
Alright, I see what you mean....devilish said:
Not!
ah that explains it, when you say Yorke you are of course referring to a giant black limpless golf ball that SAF holed with his ropedevilish said:
devilish said:
or you could be talking bollocks
quick poll anybody?...
bollocks or truth
I vote... Bollocks (big fat hairy ones to be precise)
devilish said:
Yes thats it....you're his trusted friend and he didn't mind you knowing personal business because he holds you in such high regard...
When he's not nicking your phone
Obviously
devilish said:
Did he erase the number from your outgoing calls? Do you still have the number? Post the number, AEBM will verify it and if it is the correct one I reckon we should give you mod status for having such a close ties to United's management. But you must streighten out the issues you have with your fan club and disliking that fella.
devilish said:
why would SAF have been in malta while Yorke was on Holiday???
surley he would have stayed at OT to coach or gone to scout players... or taken a short break (Id imagine with his familr rather than yorke...
also didnt you say that this happened in the summer... the article dates to October ie 3 months into the season...
you are full of shit...
(however to rectify this problem I hear a good cure is to stick your head on a train track whilst a heavy goods train goes quite literaly overhead (it is likley the last thing you will hear is a cheer eminating from those around you)
... well its preferable to you spreading your shit all over here every time you touch a keyboard
I just wanted to tell you all that this thread has been a great read during a coffee break at work, filling me with energy to go on for two more hours.
Just felt that each one of you deserved some credit...
THANKS
BTW Dev, did anyone from the Maltese branch send some flowers to the family of the poor lady Disco had shagged the whole day?
This thread is fecking hillarious
SAF didn't have a mobile, he grabbed one off a random stranger, he dialled Yorke's number (who happenned to have had a mobile... or did SAF dial the Russian whorehouse ) and you inferred from the conversation that Yorke was banging a Russian (sure she wasn't Ukrainian?) ho.
Fascinating stuff.
SAF didn't have a mobile, he grabbed one off a random stranger, he dialled Yorke's number (who happenned to have had a mobile... or did SAF dial the Russian whorehouse
) and you inferred from the conversation that Yorke was banging a Russian (sure she wasn't Ukrainian?) ho.Fascinating stuff.
***The devlish memoirs in stores next week***
Reserve your copy today.
The critically acclaimed book, "How I get to know every United player on a personal basis" Reveals personal secrets that have never been heard before!!! Even the English tabloids envy the insightful experience Mr Devilish has presented in his book.
-"I just want the truth to be known" stated Mr Devilish before getting in his Volkswagen beetle (circa 1983).
"This car was originally manufactured in the Hitler era, and was given as a gift to the maltese people when the Maltese government decided not to bomb Germany" - Explained devilish while his eyes were shining like a maltese moon over the maltese sea on a hot maltese summer night.
"My grandpa who was an avid Manchester United fan and knew Sir Bobby Charlton personally (they drank tea together) received the car on behalf of the maltese nation and gave it to me as a gift when I turned 15. I dedicate this book to my grandpa who thought me everything that there is to know about football".
"Nowadays people go and study to obtain coaching licenses, but not me, my grandpa was a self thought football genius, and I intent to become one as well. I shouldn't be saying this, but I've had talks with the United management on future coaching prospects, but I must not reveal anything more at this moment". Finished up devilish and than took off in his beetle that requires a bit of a push to start. Luckily, there were several reporters at this historic site to help out with the push.
Reserve your copy today.
The critically acclaimed book, "How I get to know every United player on a personal basis" Reveals personal secrets that have never been heard before!!! Even the English tabloids envy the insightful experience Mr Devilish has presented in his book.
-"I just want the truth to be known" stated Mr Devilish before getting in his Volkswagen beetle (circa 1983).
"This car was originally manufactured in the Hitler era, and was given as a gift to the maltese people when the Maltese government decided not to bomb Germany" - Explained devilish while his eyes were shining like a maltese moon over the maltese sea on a hot maltese summer night.
"My grandpa who was an avid Manchester United fan and knew Sir Bobby Charlton personally (they drank tea together) received the car on behalf of the maltese nation and gave it to me as a gift when I turned 15. I dedicate this book to my grandpa who thought me everything that there is to know about football".
"Nowadays people go and study to obtain coaching licenses, but not me, my grandpa was a self thought football genius, and I intent to become one as well. I shouldn't be saying this, but I've had talks with the United management on future coaching prospects, but I must not reveal anything more at this moment". Finished up devilish and than took off in his beetle that requires a bit of a push to start. Luckily, there were several reporters at this historic site to help out with the push.
oscar74 said:
I wish id said that.
make it stop, I can't breathe properly and my colleagues are wondering what the hell I've been reading.
To make it stop all you need do is prayGaryLifo said:
make it stop, I can't breathe properly and my colleagues are wondering what the hell I've been reading.
.......none of whom wanted to borrow Devs mobile phoneAlek M said:
A Trinidad playboy infuriating his British bosses as he escapes with a Russian mystery woman on the exotic island of Malta.
All Dev le Carre needs is a fitting title
All Dev le Carre needs is a fitting title
Dev. So have you got Yorkies mobile number now? It must have appeared in your redial list or on your bill.
If so post it here and we'll give him a call and see if he remembers getting the hairdryer whilst playing hide the salami with vulgar olga.
If so post it here and we'll give him a call and see if he remembers getting the hairdryer whilst playing hide the salami with vulgar olga.
Alek M said:
Dev, when you give us Yorke's number, would you mind giving us Sir Alex's as well?
You must have his number seeing as you're his close personal friend ...
You must have his number seeing as you're his close personal friend ...
Great start of the weekend ....
feck..
another classic by devilish..
another classic by devilish..
My god. 
Occasionaly i wonder if were all a bit too hard on Dev, hes a red after all and the language barrier and cultural diffrences must count for something, he cant really be that mad after all, can he?
Then he comes out with something like this (whatever it is) and i think of all those wasted hours of therapy weve put in with him and here we are back to square one.
Occasionaly i wonder if were all a bit too hard on Dev, hes a red after all and the language barrier and cultural diffrences must count for something, he cant really be that mad after all, can he?
Then he comes out with something like this (whatever it is) and i think of all those wasted hours of therapy weve put in with him and here we are back to square one.
"Years had passed since then yet the witnesses of that event had never talked with each other about that Summer afternoon when we all witnessed some for the first time SAF hairdryer. I promised myself to do my best not to see it again but unfortunately it wasn’t."
For fuchs sake, you saw a 60 yr old get angry. You make it sound like you were in a plane crash and had to eat your dead mates to survive.
Get in touch with the world Dev, your not well.
For fuchs sake, you saw a 60 yr old get angry. You make it sound like you were in a plane crash and had to eat your dead mates to survive.
Get in touch with the world Dev, your not well.
"The Maltese Cross-wire", subtitled "Sorry my bad".holyland red said:
Humphrey Bogart to play Devilish, Taggart to play SAF and Devilish himself to play the Mobile Phone.
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