An ode to a United fan

[RK]

Hollow, Hollow, Hollow

You don't support the manager
"He's just not up to scratch",
You don't support the players as
"They feck up every match".

You don't support the coaching staff
"We never have a plan",
You don't support the physios
"He needs another scan!?"

You don't support the scouting team
"We missed a hidden gem",
You don't support the legends past
"They're talking shite again".

You DO support United and
Your passion has no limit,
You'll support the club through rain or shine
But not anybody in it.

 

[matt23]

Beautiful

 

[horsechoker]

And so our descent into poetry has begun.

 

[tenpoless]

Missing "Whoop Whoop" for a more dramatic, stupid effect

 

[sect2k]

And so our descent into poetry has begun.

Full credit to OP for his valiant effort, but yes, here we are. RAWK, RAWK, RAWK your boat, gently down the stream ...

 

[b82REZ]

Our transition to Red and White Cafe is almost complete

 

[KirkDuyt]

Kick it in the goal,
Kick it in the goal,
Their goal, not our goal!

 

[Ed9]

So you support Man United
But you're only twelve years old?
Get that champagne cool and ready
You might need it when you're bald

 

[Grande]

Hollow, Hollow, Hollow

You don't support the manager
"He's just not up to scratch",
You don't support the players as
"They feck up every match".

You don't support the coaching staff
"We never have a plan",
You don't support the physios
"He needs another scan!?"

You don't support the scouting team
"We missed a hidden gem",
You don't support the legends past
"They're talking shite again".

You DO support United and
Your passion has no limit,
You'll support the club through rain or shine
But not anybody in it.

That’s a solid peace of poetry right there!

 

[James Peril]

Hollow, Hollow, Hollow

You don't support the manager
"He's just not up to scratch",
You don't support the players as
"They feck up every match".

You don't support the coaching staff
"We never have a plan",
You don't support the physios
"He needs another scan!?"

You don't support the scouting team
"We missed a hidden gem",
You don't support the legends past
"They're talking shite again".

You DO support United and
Your passion has no limit,
You'll support the club through rain or shine
But not anybody in it.

RAWK-ish. It’s full RAWK now, pathetic. Luckily, we’ll never end up like them with 30 years without a league title.

 

[Grande]

So you support Man United
But you're only twelve years old?
Get that champagne cool and ready
You might need it when you're bald

Not too shabby neither

 

[Grande]

RAWK-ish. It’s full RAWK now, pathetic. Luckily, we’ll never end up like them with 30 years without a league title.

I don’t follow other club’s chat pages, what does RAWK-ish mean? Are they into poetry, or is it a Beatles-referance?

 

[Kajus]

I want Ole out, Ole out,
I can’t stand any more of this!
Because when we came back from 2-0 down,
I drowned in my own tears and piss.

 

[Siorac]

The last line would be better with 'anyone' instead of 'anybody', no?

 

[Annihilate Now!]

Last Christmas we weren't very good
The very next year... We're still not very good?

 

[Skills]

RAWK-ish. It’s full RAWK now, pathetic. Luckily, we’ll never end up like them with 30 years without a league title.

More like 40

 

[RK]

The last line would be better with 'anyone' instead of 'anybody', no?

Possibly, depends on the reader and their emphasis.

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(thanks @b82REZ)

 

[b82REZ]

Possibly, depends on the reader and their emphasis.

Subscribe below for more:
www.redandwhitecafe.net

(thanks @b82REZ)

My royalties fee will be in the post. Allow a few extra days due to Christmas.

 

[Web of Bissaka]

Cheers for the effort OP.

Full credit to OP for his valiant effort, but yes, here we are. RAWK, RAWK, RAWK your boat, gently down the stream ...

 

[Cloud7]

I see we’ve really become Rawk now. Only a matter of time before we see the semi homo-erotic fan fiction about Ole, like they used to write about Rafa.

 

[Web of Bissaka]

I see we’ve really become Rawk now. Only a matter of time before we see the semi homo-erotic fan fiction about Ole, like they used to write about Rafa.

Wow really?
Oh god what the heck, it's like a cult.

 

[Green_Red]

And so our descent into poetry has begun.

Jesus wept. Do you remember when we used to take the piss out of RAWK for this type of thing. The metamorphosis is complete!

 

[Cloud7]

Wow really?
Oh god what the heck, it's like a cult.

Yep, that unfortunately, was a thing. The road of manager worship is dark and full of terrors