Andreas Schjelderup (The next Haaland)
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Please no. One Haaland is already one too many 
Has Roy Keane ever done his dad's knee or do we stand a chance with this one?
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Hahaha Haaland is what 22?
Posting to be quoted in 5 years when it turns out he doesn't score 3 hatricks in 3 premier league games
Five goals in ten games? Haaland would have had 50 in ten in the Danish league… at least
How can someone be the next Haaland when the current Haaland is 22
Is he a striker? How is five goals in 10 games (including a brace, so 4 in 9 otherwise) “ripping a league apart”?
The future is now old man.
I'm excited to see who the next Kobbie Mainoo is.
How on earth is this lad the next Haaland. He’s a wide player and about a foot shorter than Haaland. Literally no similarity outside of being Norwegian.
I’ve seen Rashford score goals like this. Only 5 goals in 10 games?
I’m intrigued to see who the new Harry Maguire is and which team is unfortunate to sign him.
Ty Crane was regarded as the next Lebron James as a senior
Looks more like the next Grealish
Not every tweet posted on a forum is chronologically! 7 in 11 and he’s the top scorer.
Right now he’s thriving as a LW but the consensus seems to be that he’ll end up centrally. I think false 9.
Absolute mental how many offensive players Norway are producing suddenly.
Just need some defenders and they have a chance to go far in the 2026-2030 tournaments.
Just need some defenders and they have a chance to go far in the 2026-2030 tournaments.
The next Jens Petter Hauge
His name sounds like a misspell.
Yeah sadly we won't find a player who can produce anywhere near that level of goals
Scholes + Jermain Defoe + Elder + Schlupp = Schjelderup
Why sign the 18 y.o next Halaand when you can sign every baby born in Norway for 100k.
They have different styles, how can he be considered the next Haaland (who is barely starting his career btw)? This guy seems more like a forward who can drop deep and dictate the play.
Ok.
Dubbing him a "New Haaland" is of course rubbish, based only on being a good footballer from Norway. We don't have many good footballers though, so the comparison is understandable, I guess. There are very few similarities beyond both being attacking players though.
Just for the comparison, he is 4 years younger than Haaland. 4 Years ago, Haaland was at Molde and had just made the striker position his there. His scoring rate was very similar to Andreas Schjelderups.
Just for the comparison, he is 4 years younger than Haaland. 4 Years ago, Haaland was at Molde and had just made the striker position his there. His scoring rate was very similar to Andreas Schjelderups.
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But he was the only Ty Crane?
What happened to that guy? He looked rapid in highlights I saw when he was at the team in Yellow. Then he goes to Milan and it looked like he was running in sand.
Won the EL with Frankfurt last season. He’ll be an OK pro, nothing special I think. He has a few nice traits when on form, (dribbling, combination play, finishing).
Nutella, prosecco, pizza, pasta, mozzarella... Damn I need to visit Italy again
Cheers. He is a good example of why I should hold my tongue on posting about the next big thing after I see a few clips on Twitter...
Why does he have 2004 after his name like some sort of Phoenix club
We should sign him if only so we can chant Schjelderup in the style of Ante Up by M.O.P.
I think he made a poor choice going directly to Milan. He has flair as well, which isn’t exactly overflowing nowadays in football. He did very well in the Bodø Glimt setup vs teams several levels (on paper) above them. He could still have a very good career mind, but not at the very top imo.
Frankfurt loaned him to Gent, because of a sort of Bundesliga light. But he's mostly benched in Belgium too, so I wonder what's going on.
Belongs to the 2004 born generation of footballers
Still young at 22 but clearly not that good at this point. Looked dangerous in a weaker league, hasnt recaptured it anywhere else
I appreciated that!
Forget Ajax. Benfica is now the meta.
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Benfica negotiates the signing of winger Andreas Schjelderup, reveals @abolapt
He's 18 years old, he's the top scorer in the Danish league. Rui Pedro Braz has already been to Denmark in negotiations.
We should just buy benfica for their scout and development team.