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Last night he just kept instructing us how to watch the match.
No room for world in motion?Tbf Clive Tyldesley does clearly rehears opening monologues that were/are kinda cringe. Matterface does take it to a whole other level though.
Also, anyone else notice that the commentary was slightly behind the action last night? Not that it matters, I'm going to stick the game on whichever channel is easiest, press mute, and then play Three Lions on repeat for 90+ minutes.
Yeah I noticed that, was half a second behind the action.Tbf Clive Tyldesley does clearly rehears opening monologues that were/are kinda cringe. Matterface does take it to a whole other level though.
Also, anyone else notice that the commentary was slightly behind the action last night? Not that it matters, I'm going to stick the game on whichever channel is easiest, press mute, and then play Three Lions on repeat for 90+ minutes.
World in Motion is almost too good for a football song .No room for world in motion?
World in Motion is a proper tune.World in Motion is almost too good for a football song .
I'll be watching BBC for sure. No Matterface, no Sourness.Can't wait to see ITV figures for the final, competing with the Beeb that a) has no adverts and b) has no matterface
They'll struggle to get 5 million
He’s infinitely more tolerable.I'll be watching BBC for sure. No Matterface, no Sourness.
But... Jenas
50/50He’s infinitely more tolerable.
Hmm..He’s infinitely more tolerable.
Mark Pougatch. Been around for a while. Was a presenter on 5live, very good one too.What’s the ITV presenter’s name? I’m not sure I’ve ever seen him before.
Take him over Lee Dixon.Hmm..
Not sure. Did you not watch his commentary on the Champions League semi-finals? I was expecting his cum to drip down on the city players heads at any given moment.
He's also absolutely clueless about football. He lacks basic knowledge. He can't even call the ball going out of play correctly the first time without a slow motion replay when the guy standing on Mars could see it went out.
It's a very small price to pay!I'll be watching BBC for sure. No Matterface, no Sourness.
But... Jenas
35 millionWhat do we think the peak combined audience will be for third across both channels?
I heard that. What the feck was that all aboutMost commentators would have said "Denmark are a man down" or Denmark are down to ten" but Sam Matterface comes off with "Denmark are missing a member of staff", its a football team Sam not that Tracey from accounts is out of the office for a few days.
He deserves to be sacked.“You’ve had a terrible 16 months; kids you can stay up, don’t you dare go to bed. The rest of you, call your boss, you ain’t coming in in the morning.
“You deserve this. England deserve this. Feel it, ride it. All that outpouring of emotion is just 50 seconds away.
Just try to be safe and follow the rules. Otherwise, I’m going to be in one hell of a load of trouble."
Truly terrible stuff from Matterface. What a shame England’s best moment in 55 years had such shite commentary. Apparently England deserve this as the only country to have suffered the pandemic.
OhMost commentators would have said "Denmark are a man down" or Denmark are down to ten" but Sam Matterface comes off with "Denmark are missing a member of staff", its a football team Sam not that Tracey from accounts is out of the office for a few days.
My“You’ve had a terrible 16 months; kids you can stay up, don’t you dare go to bed. The rest of you, call your boss, you ain’t coming in in the morning.
“You deserve this. England deserve this. Feel it, ride it. All that outpouring of emotion is just 50 seconds away.
Just try to be safe and follow the rules. Otherwise, I’m going to be in one hell of a load of trouble."
Truly terrible stuff from Matterface. What a shame England’s best moment in 55 years had such shite commentary. Apparently England deserve this as the only country to have suffered the pandemic.
God.Matterface described a break in play as "an NFL basketball timeout".
He's a moron.
BBC for me Sunday.
Matterface is garbage but that's obviously not what he meant.“You’ve had a terrible 16 months; kids you can stay up, don’t you dare go to bed. The rest of you, call your boss, you ain’t coming in in the morning.
“You deserve this. England deserve this. Feel it, ride it. All that outpouring of emotion is just 50 seconds away.
Just try to be safe and follow the rules. Otherwise, I’m going to be in one hell of a load of trouble."
Truly terrible stuff from Matterface. What a shame England’s best moment in 55 years had such shite commentary. Apparently England deserve this as the only country to have suffered the pandemic.
Yep. Was tongue-in-cheek.Matterface is garbage but that's obviously not what he meant.
Still can’t believe ITV replaced good old Clive with this idiot.Matterface is garbage but that's obviously not what he meant.
Me too, but not for that reason.Matterface described a break in play as "an NFL basketball timeout".
He's a moron.
BBC for me Sunday.
Is that really true? WOW imagine that, tuning in for WC final and getting the Rovers Return (or whatever the pub is called)insteadMe too, but not for that reason.
I heard on the radio this morning that back in 1966 ITV didn't join the match until the 30 minute mark, due to Coronation Street!
I mean if that happens tomorrow, I wouldn't be very happy.
Don't recall that at all. BBC beat ITV hands down in the ratings even though ITV had Hugh Johns who was every bit a great commentator as Ken Wolstenholme. I recall that ITV had coverage from the morning as they usually did but never recalled the Corrie bit. I can't imagine that's true; it was the biggest thing in English sport and still is. ITV had Barry Davies as well and he never mentioned it in his career retrospectiveIs that really true? WOW imagine that, tuning in for WC final and getting the Rovers Return (or whatever the pub is called)instead
He's not arrogant, he's genuinely thickJeans isn’t as bad as some as yous make out. He just has developed some kind of arrogance that his word is gospel.