Wanna bet on the final?
I think we're gonna do you in your own back garden.
And oh how we'll gloat.
I think we're gonna do you in your own back garden.
And oh how we'll gloat.
Calling all cocky Australian bastards...
- Thread starter 26 may 1999
- Start date
Also...
David Campese should be made to hand the cup over to us.
David Campese should be made to hand the cup over to us.
"Jolly well done, tally ho boys"26 may 1999 said:
i'd hit that, two times26 may 1999 said:
26 may 1999 said:
Now that would make me happy...URGENT BREAKING NEWS ON SKY
The England team's training session was delayed today for nearly two hours
at Telstra Stadium. One of the players, while on his way back to the
dressing room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking,
unknown white powdery substance at the end of the field. Coach Clive
Woodward immediately suspended practice while the Police were called in to
investigate. After a complete field analysis, the Police determined that
the
white substance, unknown to the players, was the try line. Practice was
resumed when the officials decided that it was unlikely that the team would
encounter the substance again.
The England team's training session was delayed today for nearly two hours
at Telstra Stadium. One of the players, while on his way back to the
dressing room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking,
unknown white powdery substance at the end of the field. Coach Clive
Woodward immediately suspended practice while the Police were called in to
investigate. After a complete field analysis, the Police determined that
the
white substance, unknown to the players, was the try line. Practice was
resumed when the officials decided that it was unlikely that the team would
encounter the substance again.
Not a bad joke, but to make it work, maybe you should not use the team that has scored the 3rd most tries in the competition. Instead go for a team that has scored just over half as many tries, despite playing only one less match, like, erm.... Ireland maybe?Nialler said:
but then it wouldn't be funny, thanks anywayA1Dan said:Not a bad joke, but to make it work, maybe you should not use the team that has scored the 3rd most tries in the competition. Instead go for a team that has scored just over half as many tries, despite playing only one less match, like, erm.... Ireland maybe?
Pass me those Rizzla's, or are you going to skin up?
HARRY: Oh yah! Ehng-er-lend, ra ra ra, don't you know??!!! Sorted!
MATE1: Hooray! Play up lads! (Keep it cool my son, agree with everything he says, you are on a one way ride to Cash and Pussy Central...)
MATE2: I'm on mushrooms and I don't know what's happening.
The Aussies are not replying...
They know we are going to embarrass them so they are in hiding.
Come out you chickens!
Where are ya?
They know we are going to embarrass them so they are in hiding.
Come out you chickens!
Where are ya?
Plechazunga said:
HARRY: Oh yah! Ehng-er-lend, ra ra ra, don't you know??!!! Sorted!
MATE1: Hooray! Play up lads! (Keep it cool my son, agree with everything he says, you are on a one way ride to Cash and Pussy Central...)
MATE2: I'm on mushrooms and I don't know what's happening.
Express yourself
Create the space
You know you can win
Don't give up the chase
Beat the man
Take him on
You never give up
Its one on one
Express yourself
Its one on one
Express yourself
Its one on one
Express yourself
You can't be wrong
When something's good
Its never gone
Loves got the world in motion
And I know what we can do
Loves got the world in motion
And I can't believe its true
Now is the time
Let everyone see
You never give up
That's how it should be
Don't get caught
Make your own play
Express yourself
Don't give it away
Express yourself
Its one on one
Express yourself
Its one on one
Express yourself
You can't be wrong
When something's good
Its never wrong
Loves got the world in motion
And I know what we can do
Loves got the world in motion
And I can't believe its true
Loves got the world in motion
And I know what we can do
Loves got the world in motion
And I can't believe its true
You've got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
They'll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
Theres only one way to beat them
Get round the back
Catch me if you can
Cos' I'm the England man
And what you're looking at
Is the master plan
We ain't no hooligans
This ain't a football song
A flower on my chest
I know we can't go wrong
We're playing for England {In-ger-land}
We're playing the song
We're singing for England {In-ger-land}
Arrivederci its one one one
{to fade}
Create the space
You know you can win
Don't give up the chase
Beat the man
Take him on
You never give up
Its one on one
Express yourself
Its one on one
Express yourself
Its one on one
Express yourself
You can't be wrong
When something's good
Its never gone
Loves got the world in motion
And I know what we can do
Loves got the world in motion
And I can't believe its true
Now is the time
Let everyone see
You never give up
That's how it should be
Don't get caught
Make your own play
Express yourself
Don't give it away
Express yourself
Its one on one
Express yourself
Its one on one
Express yourself
You can't be wrong
When something's good
Its never wrong
Loves got the world in motion
And I know what we can do
Loves got the world in motion
And I can't believe its true
Loves got the world in motion
And I know what we can do
Loves got the world in motion
And I can't believe its true
You've got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
They'll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
Theres only one way to beat them
Get round the back
Catch me if you can
Cos' I'm the England man
And what you're looking at
Is the master plan
We ain't no hooligans
This ain't a football song
A flower on my chest
I know we can't go wrong
We're playing for England {In-ger-land}
We're playing the song
We're singing for England {In-ger-land}
Arrivederci its one one one
{to fade}
I dont follow this sport, is England the overwhelming favorite or something?26 may 1999 said:
Oh there once was a swagman camped in a billabong
Under the shade of a coolibah tree
And he sang as he looked at his old billy boiling
Who'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
Who'll come a waltzing Matilda my darling
Who'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
Waltzing Matilda and leading a water bag
Who'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
Down came a jumbuck to drink at the water hole
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee
And he sang as he stowed him away in his tucker bag
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
Down came the squatter a riding on his thoroughbred
Down came the troopers one two three
Whose is that jumbuck you've got in the tucker bag
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
But the swagman he up and he jumped into the water hole
Drowning himself by the coolibah tree
And his ghost may be heard as it sings in the billabong
Who'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
Under the shade of a coolibah tree
And he sang as he looked at his old billy boiling
Who'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
Who'll come a waltzing Matilda my darling
Who'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
Waltzing Matilda and leading a water bag
Who'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
Down came a jumbuck to drink at the water hole
Up jumped the swagman and grabbed him with glee
And he sang as he stowed him away in his tucker bag
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
Down came the squatter a riding on his thoroughbred
Down came the troopers one two three
Whose is that jumbuck you've got in the tucker bag
You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
But the swagman he up and he jumped into the water hole
Drowning himself by the coolibah tree
And his ghost may be heard as it sings in the billabong
Who'll come a waltzing Matilda with me
England =
Wendall: Nah seriously Lote, I really reckon the Poms are going to play some exciting footy.
Lote: Your on 'kin drugs Dell.
Others: Pissin 'emselves laughing.....
Nialler said:
no contest, Dorothy & co to defeat Morris Dancing poofs
Christ...what an exciting final this promises to be, kicking vs defence....can't wait
It is noticanble tho that the cocky Aussies have gone very quiet...I hope England batter the arrogant cnuts
It is noticanble tho that the cocky Aussies have gone very quiet...I hope England batter the arrogant cnuts
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TOTAL DOMINATION OVER ENGURLAND !!!!
A guy walks into a pub with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing an England rugby jersey and is festooned with pom-poms.
The bartender says "Hey ! No pets are allowed ! you'll have to leave."
The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate ! We're both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bertender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins with the poms receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 22, and kick a penalty goal.
Suddenly the dog jumps up onto the bar and begins walking up & down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, "Wow, that's the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does he do if they score a try?"
The owner replies, "I don't know. I've only had him for three years."
The bartender says "Hey ! No pets are allowed ! you'll have to leave."
The guy begs him, "Look, I'm desperate ! We're both big fans, the TV's broken at home, and this is the only place around where we can see the game."
After securing a promise that the dog will behave, and warning that he and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bertender relents and allows them to stay in the bar and watch the game.
The big game begins with the poms receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at the 22, and kick a penalty goal.
Suddenly the dog jumps up onto the bar and begins walking up & down the bar giving high-fives to everyone. The bartender says, "Wow, that's the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does he do if they score a try?"
The owner replies, "I don't know. I've only had him for three years."
Am I invisible.....Davo said:
You should be.
Boring comeback.....26 may 1999 said:
I personally wont be surprised if the boring Poms do win the whole thing, I mean how do you stop Wilkinson from banging over field goals 15ms behind the pack? you cant.
England will most likely win in the most boring way. They can only play one way because the side has no flair, no imagination and only one player who can score them any points, lets be honest without Wilkinson they would have been gone back in the QFs.
"If William Webb Ellis had of known that picking up that ball would lead to a player like Jonny Wilkinson being the backbone of the English team he would have left it where it was."
Daily telegraph
England will most likely win in the most boring way. They can only play one way because the side has no flair, no imagination and only one player who can score them any points, lets be honest without Wilkinson they would have been gone back in the QFs.
"If William Webb Ellis had of known that picking up that ball would lead to a player like Jonny Wilkinson being the backbone of the English team he would have left it where it was."
Daily telegraph
Not even Wilkinson will help them on Saturday !Jason F said:
Clive Woodward = George Graham
Should be a great atmosphere until England take the lead, then silence from the Aussies, wont make a lot of difference though as the rendering of 'sweet chariots" will be heard all across Australia. Will be a great day for the Cohens celebrating the "double".
Of course the Aussies will whine and complain we won in boring style...a win is a fecking win....suck on it and accept defeat, whining Shelias.
Of course the Aussies will whine and complain we won in boring style...a win is a fecking win....suck on it and accept defeat, whining Shelias.
You tell 'em Bob...
Come on England!
Come on England!
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- Wanted to find the Danish bird when I saw this (I know... wrong thread and everything), but stumbled upon this link
To the Aussie chant.26 may 1999 said:
Aussie...Aussie...Aussies
Your going down
We are fecking with you Shelias
And taking you to town
Come running at us and attempt to score a try
You will come up against a brick wall and get it in the eye
When the game is ended
And you are truly done
Just think of us pommies
Enjoying all the fun
You poor sad bastards will whine and all complain
But just remember England ,won the fecking game.
