Caption this picture: Neymar does surprised Pikachu impression
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Poor guy left carnival and his sister back in Rio to fly in for this haha
'Stupid cnut regrets 'being injured' for his sister's birthday'.
When you spend billions of state money on a vanity project and they feck it up, again.
"Oh no, I put on the wrong earrings"
No caption really needed on this one, but it will make a great meme for years to come. Apparently Neymar had a meltdown on Twitter or Instangram claiming the refs don't know the rules and that was never a pen and they can "go f*ck them selves" 
The face you make as you step out of Messi's shadow only to find Lukaku's.
Ok he looking kinda fresh though.
Neymar catches a glimpse of himself on the big screen and wonders ‘when did I become such a cnut’
Just so nice to see. He's the personification of everything wrong with footballl.
Enjoy your summer holiday Neymar, started 6 March this year. Another long one
Enjoy your summer holiday Neymar, started 6 March this year. Another long one
I read somewhere that he went on a rant on social media about it not being a penalty or something like that. Is it true?
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Gets more female attention than the any caf member except for me and a couple of my dear fellow intellectuals.
BRAZILIAN GUY TRAVELS OVER 1000 MILES TO CELEBRATE WITH HIS TEAM, BUT WHAT HE SAW WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!
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PHOTO+VIDEO
"maybe I really am a cnut"
I don't hate Neymar, but at the same time feck him and his plastic club. Go back to cashing your paychecks while writing yourself into football obscurity by spending your prime years in the laughable Ligue 1. (Although I'll be honest, I loved that particular transfer drama).
The seasons not over, still Guingamp and Amiens to play... oh
He looks like a guy who just failed an audition to be Britney Spears back up dancer in 2001.
When you realise that hard work, team spirit, and a never-say-die attitude really DO count for something.....and you’ll just have to throw even more bloody money at it next time
What a stupid move that was.
He'll be desperate to leave in the summer.
He'll be desperate to leave in the summer.
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Fair play he is incredibly rich, talented and living his dream but he has taken looking like a right cnut to whole new level.
His ugly face and Verrati's face when blocking Dalot's shot that resulted with the penalty are a joy to watch.
Guy turned up to a football match as an injured player like He's Michael Jackson.
so apt. I'll try to spread Neymar as the new "surprised Pikachu" meme, I swear.It has potential
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Catching himself on the big screen, Neymar realises he is wearing the wrong $50,000 diamond encrusted cross earring and worries that his whole ensemble just doesn't work.
"Now I know how R Kelly feels."
When you forget your P.E kit and realize you have to use the spare which is never washed and smells like Di Maria.
"Oh crap, was today my sister's birthday?"
PSG's Neymar watches on in disbelief as Manchester United defy the odds with a late winner to put the French side out of the Champions League.