How do they keep losing games yet their league position never changes
Chelsea 2022/2023 | THIS IS LAST YEARS THREAD YOU NUMPTIES
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We don't need a draw, let alone a win to stay up.
This is rubbish because I fully anticipate another manager change before they play us.
They’re fine in terms of relegation. You’re going to need a few really bad teams to suddenly and miraculously look good for that to happen. They’ll get a result against either Bournemouth or Forest and that’ll be that for them. The magic 40 point mark and they’ll have checked out after that.
Madueke must be the worst player i've seen at this level. Horrible
Too many teams well below them are going to play each other in the remaining weeks and it is inevitable for the teams who are actually in the relegation zone and above it to drop lots of points, which will cancel out the points lost or gained by Chelsea.
They're not going to be relegated but they need to replace Lampard with a competent caretaker coach or this humiliation will continue.
I can see Boehly walk into the dressing room at full time and just say 'feck off you fat feck and don't come back until I'm no longer chairman', then John Terry walks into the dressing room in a full training kit and says, "lads, it's not like Wayne Bridge is here, now let's get started."
SofaScore app says they bought Mudryk for £130 million. Surely that can't be right?
£62m rising to £88m if we win the CL and the PL in the next 8 years or something.
Reported for bullying. It's not that harsh!
Weird. Mine stills says 130,2 million Pound
That must be including his wages for the next 15 years or something!Weird. Mine stills says 130,2 million Pound
What actually went wrong with Chelsea?
Nothing is wrong, everything is fine. Can't you see the thread title?
Isn't it hilarious how they've somehow relieved us of embarrassment this past decade. Our worst seasons are looking like good ones compared to this.
More precisely over his 8 years contract. Assuming he is making 7,5M a year (144k/week)
It was actually an 8 and half year contract if we're gonna get accurate!
At this stage I think Boehly is demanding they lose so they can get a higher draft pick
Never mind Big Sam getting a bonus if he keeps Leeds up!
Tuchel should get a bonus for keeping Chelsea in the league...without his points they would be battling for survival now.
Tuchel should get a bonus for keeping Chelsea in the league...without his points they would be battling for survival now.
I wonder when the last time it was Chelsea went into game week 34 and still not safe from relegation!
Only 9 points away from relegation spot. Can they do it ?
Just like when people mocked us as the worst title defenders when Moyes finished 7th, just for Chelsea 2 years later to finish 10th after winning the title the previous year.
Chelsea are truly the gift that keeps on giving.
1988. I was 10, it was shit.
The following season was super fun though, battered everyone and won the league.
It’s because teams below them aren’t good enough to punish mistakes from teams above.
Chelsea just need one win and that’s with teams below them winning all their games.
Because it would literally take 3 of the 4 16th-19th teams suddenly churning out title winning form and even then there's no guarantee WHU and Wolves will do enough to get above us.
To be fair, Morata has played for every club.
They have won 3 games in 2023 even Ralf had a better record than this shit.
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39 is the statistically magic number to prevent relegation. They are right on it. Everyone behind has been trying their best to get there.
Abraham Adeyemi.
Granham Potter is very good at keeping clubs apart from relegation fight
Serious though. The closer you're to 40, the tougher for teams below you to leapfrog you.
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I'm so confused. Are you just posting your own Tweet from last week?
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Will they get that win though?
Probably not. But the teams threatening them won’t get all wins either.
I wonder how many of their new players will be damaged by this run. Hard to come back mentally from a slump like this
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