Chelsea only won the CL because of the new manager bump, and will struggle for top 4

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Many are tipping them for the league because of Tuchel and their CL win, but they were just riding the wave of the new manager bump.

They'll still finish beneath us, City and Liverpool.

Discuss.
 

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I think so too. That’s why I have them 4th. Think they’ll scrape through after sacking Tuchel early in the new year.
 

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I predict Chelsea won't be a thing next year.

Stamford Bridge will be bulldozed and converted into flats for Chinese millionaires who never live there.
 

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The new manager bump will last at least another 9 months.
 

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I think they will be strong this year. No matter what you think of Lukaku, he will score goals and will win them games when perhaps Werner didn't due to his condition, couldnthitacowsarsewithabanjoitis
 

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I honestly don't think so. Who would take their place? Arsenal? :lol: Spurs? :lol::lol:
 

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It’s one thing to think the CL was a fluke, but to struggle for top 4? As above, Arsenal and Spurs are nowhere near the other ‘big 4’ at the moment. Leicester are probably comfortably the 5th best, but they’re still behind Chelsea in depth and manager quality.
 

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Many are tipping them for the league because of Tuchel and their CL win, but they were just riding the wave of the new manager bump.

They'll still finish beneath us, City and Liverpool.

Discuss.
Agree but we will be in the minority. Also Real Madrid would have obliterated them in the Semis any other time, Chelsea caught them at the perfect time.
 

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I completely disagree. New manager bounce often makes teams look great offensively, having a great squad and looking frighteningly solid defensively is not gonna be temporary. Tuchel is a world-class manager and he will prove it.
 

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I might've got on board superficially pre-Lukaku but a goalscorer changes the game for them
 

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They'll win the league.

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Last season I said Arsenal would finish above us.
 

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I think you're right. I am struggling to see us getting points on the board tbh. Dark horse for relegation perhaps?
 

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All of these are wrong on all different levels.
You think i was too generous on the keeper and back 4, don't you? I didn't want to be too controversial.
 

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I think you're right. I am struggling to see us getting points on the board tbh. Dark horse for relegation perhaps?
Don't be silly now. 5th.
 

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Chelsea only won the CL because of the new manager bump - Correct


and will struggle for top 4 - Incorrect

50%, you fail.
 

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It’s a spicy league this season. If Spurs keep Kane with their new signings they’ll be back pushing for top 4. Leicester always look decent to battle for top 4. I think it’ll be the same order as last year but with us pushing them a lot closer. I really don’t think Liverpool are as big a threat as they once were. It’s between us and city
 

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It’s a spicy league this season. If Spurs keep Kane with their new signings they’ll be back pushing for top 4. Leicester always look decent to battle for top 4. I think it’ll be the same order as last year but with us pushing them a lot closer. I really don’t think Liverpool are as big a threat as they once were. It’s between us and city
Spurs will be nowhere. Would be surprised if they finish higher than 8th.
 

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Bet you a tenner they finish higher than 8th? :)
I'll give you a tenner if they finish higher than 8th, if you give me £100 if they finish 8th or below :smirk:
 

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How many top class CM's have Utd got? You wouldn't take Jorginho or Kovacic?
 

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Many are tipping them for the league because of Tuchel and their CL win, but they were just riding the wave of the new manager bump.

They'll still finish beneath us, City and Liverpool.

Discuss.
I think they’ll get top 4 but I don’t think they have any chance of winning the league even by signing Lukaku.

They need a lot more investment than they have done so far. The UCL win has clouded people’s judgement. Let’s not forget they were out of the top 4 until leciester messed up on the last day.
 

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The title and OP looks like a straight copy and paste from a twitter troll page.

Awful take.
 

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Since when did Chelsea play with a back 4 under Tuchel? Do people not watch the actual matches anymore?

Tuchel put Chelsea where they were under Conte, then had them press all over the pitch, and drag opponents around with Mount and Warner etc. They have good delivery from wide and it suits Lukaku.

Top 4 will be competitive as always, even more...but come on. Chelsea perform well as a group and function really well with 3 at the back.
 

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I think they’ll get top 4 but I don’t think they have any chance of winning the league even by signing Lukaku.

They need a lot more investment than they have done so far. The UCL win has clouded people’s judgement. Let’s not forget they were out of the top 4 until leciester messed up on the last day.
A lot of that had to do with Lampard being incompetent and a lack of a goal threat up top.

Not sure how Mount continues to develop in terms of his creativity, but he's an important cog in how Chelsea plays as a team.
 

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Many are tipping them for the league because of Tuchel and their CL win, but they were just riding the wave of the new manager bump.

They'll still finish beneath us, City and Liverpool.

Discuss.
Such an awful take on all counts. Surely a troll or WUM post?
 

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They're better than the OP suggests but I think they'll be 4th at best.
 

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Ridiculous thread.

I actually was all for sacking Ole and getting Tuchel a couple of months back :nervous:
It was fairly obvious from watching PSG a few times that he was a tactical wizard.

They have great forward players and Kante is world class. Players like Rudiger and Azpli are fine and definitely not average within the context of the league.

They're better than the OP suggests but I think they'll be 4th at best.
Who will finish 3rd according to Rojo's dad?
 
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