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Chicago Fire striker Jhon Durán
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Should be immediately made to change his name to John.
Spelled his own name wrong. Can't be having that.
Jhon Durán Durán - Invisible up front
I'm sorry but he's going to have to change his name.
The YouTube compilation with shit music checks out.
Sign him up.
Sign him up.
what did they fire him for? chuckles
Watched 5 mins of him on YouTube and I've decided I don't want him 
Very similar to Lukaku from the highlights without being as strong or quick.
Very similar to Lukaku from the highlights without being as strong or quick.
Being a Wild Boy.
Misspelling his name
its hispanic. I had a few Mexican players called Jhonathan when I coached in America.
You're jhoking!
I know this, but thank you.
I thought I had the thread locked up with the Wild Boy post, well done
Nonsense, he's hungry like the wolf.
If he joins it's just a matter of time until Paddy Crerand calls him John Durian.
He'll come undone against top defences
I'd prefer Duran.
I'm going to say a prayer we get this guy. Although it might take him time to adapt to the Premier League having played in the ordinary world of MLS
Who?
Very raw but a ton of potential. Would be a big step up. I imagined him going to Netherlands, Belgium, France or Germany in a year or two. Not ready from premier league yet.
To be fair, this is what we should be asking our scouts to do - dig up players nobody's heard of.
Is he actually even a striker though?
wikipedia says he's a winger and he does seem to be playing wide in quite a few of the clips I've just seenThis deal is halfway there
He's been impressive the few games I've seen him live, always gives the defenders a tough time. Plays in a pretty shite team, so not exactly the type of environment that is suited to putting up amazing numbers. Was shocked when I found out how young he was though.
I'm always up for signing young promising players, I hope our scouts do a better job than with Amad and Pellistri though.To be fair, this is what we should be asking our scouts to do - dig up players nobody's heard of.
Is he actually even a striker though?
ah okay
Kid is a physical specimen that’s for sure. Good left foot, best comp for him would be Duvan Zapata, kind of striker that can hold it up and also run in behind and give CBs fits. You can see why we are interested. Can he make an immediate impact? Not sure but he has the skill set for sure.
Heard we were preparing a bid...
Very impressive. I can see why so many clubs are in for him.
Very impressive. I can see why so many clubs are in for him.
I'm actually torn as to whether he's more similar to Lukaku or Peter fecking Crouch.Watched 5 mins of him on YouTube and I've decided I don't want him
Very similar to Lukaku from the highlights without being as strong or quick.
We could loan him to our new feeder club? (Ajax).
Lol'd hard at this.
Very impressive. I can see why so many clubs are in for him.
We need a striker though, if he's good enough to help, get him
YouTube video required.
Looks quite awkward on the ball.
Heard he's a big fan of Rio
Hope we're not signing him with A View to a Kill
I remember a lot of people on here making a big jhok about Caicedo when we were linked with him, so……..
Don't know, looks a unit. Can score with his left.