Cringeworthy 5-a-side team names.

The Hairdryer

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I'll start:

Liverchester United.

We played this team last week. A bunch of kids around the age of 16/17. The wore United strips for the first half and Liverpools strips for the second. The second half was delayed cause two of them almost had a punch up over who was going to wear the strip with Torres on the back of it.

I said to one of their teammates, as I was witnessing this farce, in a light hearted manner that there was so much wrong with their team name I didn't know where to start.

He took up a defensive stance and came out with the following.

"What? They're the two best teams in England mate. Who do you follow? Sunderland or some crap? We'll call our team what me what ever we want mate. Who the feck are you anyway".

Couldn't really argue with that. We beat them 8-1 though.
 
in university we called ourteam 'the ryan geeks'
shocking no?
 
The Hairdryer said:
I'll start:

Liverchester United.

We played this team last week. A bunch of kids around the age of 16/17. The wore United strips for the first half and Liverpools strips for the second. The second half was delayed cause two of them almost had a punch up over who was going to wear the strip with Torres on the back of it.

I said to one of their teammates, as I was witnessing this farce, in a light hearted manner that there was so much wrong with their team name I didn't know where to start.

He took up a defensive stance and came out with the following.

"What? They're the two best teams in England mate. Who do you follow? Sunderland or some crap? We'll call our team what me what ever we want mate. Who the feck are you anyway".

Couldn't really argue with that. We beat them 8-1 though.
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You taking the piss?

Inter yermam
 
Played ina 7-a-side tournament once, and a team had called themselves S Club 7.

As if this was not the gayest thing that had ever happened in the history of man, they had had shirts made for themselves, with their oh-so-clever nicknames on the back.

What made this all particularly hard to take was that they were bloody good, and generally won every game they played by around 8-10 goals.

Despite our team being amongst the shittest in the entire league, they only beat us 4-1 though (which I'm basically counting as a win for us). I like to think the anger over their sheer over-riding cuntishness galvanised us a bit. It certainly led to my taking out my frustrations on their winger with a few hard but fair challenges.

Did I mention that the shower of bastards were all about 10 years younger than our lot too? They really couldn't have done any more to make me hate them.
 
I play for Dynamo Kebab. We wear Sunderland shirts. Don't know why.

We did just win division 3 last week though.
 
Played a side called the Shaggy Doo's

I nearly shit myself when I saw their team sheet.
 
BazzaBear said:
Played ina 7-a-side tournament once, and a team had called themselves S Club 7.

As if this was not the gayest thing that had ever happened in the history of man, they had had shirts made for themselves, with their oh-so-clever nicknames on the back.

What made this all particularly hard to take was that they were bloody good, and generally won every game they played by around 8-10 goals.

Despite our team being amongst the shittest in the entire league, they only beat us 4-1 though (which I'm basically counting as a win for us). I like to think the anger over their sheer over-riding cuntishness galvanised us a bit. It certainly led to my taking out my frustrations on their winger with a few hard but fair challenges.

Did I mention that the shower of bastards were all about 10 years younger than our lot too? They really couldn't have done any more to make me hate them.
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Better looking girlfriends?
 
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