Cristiano Ronaldo - Much Ado About Al Nassr

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Ronaldo’s problems have traditionally been when he grabs someone else’s crotch (or puts his knob in someone when they say no). So this is a fantastic new development for him.
Good one, rape is such a fertile topic for comedy. Hilarious.
 

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We are seeing what some already knew from his time with Juventus and then United, a overall net loss of the team’s performance and hence results
 

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Why does it feel like they have got worse since he joined them ?
Because nobody watched Al nassr before he went there? :lol:

Maybe they have been worse with him, but I don't believe anyone that says they were following Al Nassr through the first half of this season
 

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Because nobody watched Al nassr before he went there? :lol:

Maybe they have been worse with him, but I don't believe anyone that says they were following Al Nassr through the first half of this season
I knew you'd pop straight in to defend him, it's actually cringe now at this stage. Are you SportingCP in disguise? :lol:
 

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How many cups they got? Seems to be a long list
This is the only one. The “equivalent” of the FA Cup. And it comes with a qualification for the Asian CL.

Other stuff in that tweet were one friendly trophy and one fancy charity shield…
 

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Why does it feel like they have got worse since he joined them ?
Wiki says

Al Nassr last won the league in 2018-19
King's cup back in 1990
Super cup back in 2020.

So it is not like they were serial winners I guess.
 

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How as the teams form been since he joined compared with before January?
 

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I knew you'd pop straight in to defend him, it's actually cringe now at this stage. Are you SportingCP in disguise? :lol:
I'm not defending him, I even said maybe they are doing worse, but the obvious reason it seems like it is that people didn't comment after every al nassr defeat until he joined them so obviously it'll seem that way
 

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Say what you will about Ronaldo, apparently he's got people on the caf who hates him watching the Saudis league cup semi final now. That's some insane feat
 

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Wiki says

Al Nassr last won the league in 2018-19
King's cup back in 1990
Super cup back in 2020.

So it is not like they were serial winners I guess.
So apparently they were eliminated from the main cup yesterday against ten man while he missed two sitters as well as eliminated from 2 supercups in matches in which he completely stunk up the place.
More importantly, they were leading the league when they signed him and now they're trailing :lol:
 

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I'm not so sure that man owns a football club.
 

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I hope he has people around him watching out for his mental health

It seems he is struggling with the fact that he’s no longer close to his previous level

I can also see that rumoured loan to Newcastle happening next season (to boost their reputation and give Ronaldo CL football) - which I think would end badly too
 

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If I were him and watched myself like that, I'll retire immediately. His body can't even bring him to do a simple trick. No need to embarrass myself.
 

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I hope he has people around him watching out for his mental health

It seems he is struggling with the fact that he’s no longer close to his previous level

I can also see that rumoured loan to Newcastle happening next season (to boost their reputation and give Ronaldo CL football) - which I think would end badly too
Yeah I feel sorry for him a bit. One of the more freakish mentalities we've seen in football so it's not surprising, but you can see his body won't do what his mind pictures anymore (and could see it earlier this year with us as well) and he can't come to grips with it. Hopefully he does soon and just retires, as seeing any legend of the game become a parody of themselves is always sad.
 

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If I were him and watched myself like that, I'll retire immediately. His body can't even bring him to do a simple trick. No need to embarrass myself.
What on earth :lol: It's as if he got space jammed. How can a professional footballer look this bad at football?
 

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If I were him and watched myself like that, I'll retire immediately. His body can't even bring him to do a simple trick. No need to embarrass myself.
I remember the fanboys harping about how he was gonna be playing at top level in his 40s. Yeah sure
 

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Yeah I feel sorry for him a bit. One of the more freakish mentalities we've seen in football so it's not surprising, but you can see his body won't do what his mind pictures anymore (and could see it earlier this year with us as well) and he can't come to grips with it. Hopefully he does soon and just retires, as seeing any legend of the game become a parody of themselves is always sad.
Hard to disagree

I feel United squeezed the last drips of his World Class talent out last season, his goal scoring return was still very good. But this season he wasn’t even close
 

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Pity, we would be in a title-race if he stayed and bought into the ETH philosophy :'(
That's like saying we'd be in a title race if Weghorst had RVPs finishing. Maybe pre Madrid CR7 would press and and give it his all out there, definitely not 37 year old Ronaldo with nothing to prove.