Danny 'Local Lad' Welbeck

[InfiniteBoredom]

It will always be funny to me that he left us to be a regular but ended up being a bench player at Arsenal.

For me, No United fan who grew up in the middle of that Arsenal/United rivalry should ever want to play for Arsene.

You can't fault him for wanting more but it is clear what he assumes himself capable of isn't the case in real life.

 

[Loke]

The false 10

More like false footballer

But it's amazing how he's miskicks get turned into a goal anyway. Special skill that

 

[Djemba-Djemba]

He never seems to cleanly connect with the ball when he shoots.

It's like he's always off balance and scuffs it. It's bizarre.

 

[Rockets Redglare]

You can't fault him for wanting more but it is clear what he assumes himself capable of isn't the case in real life.

I imagine if he'd known he was going to be a bench warmer at Arsenal he would've never left.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

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Amazing

That's a bit shit really, isn't it? Someone could do exactly the same for Ibra's missed sitters last season. In fact, they'd probably have more examples to work with.

 

[The Bloody-Nine]

He never seems to cleanly connect with the ball when he shoots.

It's like he's always off balance and scuffs it. It's bizarre.

Sterling is the master of that particular 'technique'.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

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Amazing