Demetre Mitchell

RyanGoggs

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He is apparently English and 16 or under. Also shares a surname with a certain Eastenders character
 

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Highly rated left or right winger with a wand of a left foot who was called up to the England under 16 training camp last year but had to pull out through injury. Played with the United under 17s last year in the Aegon cup where he scored this goal
 

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How long before he signs for Juventus?

Absolute criminal goalkeeping in the vid. None the less - the kids a genius.
 

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Anybody remember his brilliant goal against Bayern at AEGON cup?
Oh and nice bantz Jimmy, lolz.

Edit: didn't realize that has already been posted in this thread.
 

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Well, he wasn't trying to be 'cool' in his goal celebration.

He's got questionable taste in parents though. What kind of mother names her son Demetre? Why couldn't she call him something sensible - like Will?
 

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That video doesn't do him justice. Here's a gif from beautifullyreds, showing the full goal.
 

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That was a good goal! Remember him from the AEGON cup last year. We seem to produce good talents all the way in the academy right now.
 

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Mitchell scored a very good solo goal after coming on in the under 17s 4-2 friendly loss against Derby today
 

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Attack
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couldn't tell if he got kicked. stood out along with Roberts, Cooke, Da Silva for me.
 

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couldn't tell if he got kicked. stood out along with Roberts, Cooke, Da Silva for me.
Did I read somewhere that Da Silva is duel nationality and that he might not play for England seniors?
 

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did you? he's just turned 14, i'm not sure he's thinking about the England Seniors right now.

entire family born in Luton. 2 twin brothers, year younger, at Chelsea...older brother 19 recently at Luton. Dad played professionally.
 

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Mitchell featured twice on last weeks showboat on soccer am at 0:22 and 1:35
 

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LOLLL fecking Vidosic from Adelaide. Jesus. Must have been a lean week that one.

Whats funny about that goal is the linesman on the far side who dead set no joke gave about 9 offsides from clearly on positions during that game and in the ball recycling that set up that move (for the showboart reel) gave an onside from an Adelaide player who was about 3m offside.

:lol: amateurs.
 

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Can't we start getting these cnuts on 10 year deals from now?
 

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Mitchell scored again for England under 16s yesterday in a 4-3 loss against Germany. Cameron Borthwick Jackson played aswell