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Does Ole smile too much?
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Does Ole smile too much and is this becoming a problem?
Yeah enough internet for me today
Does anybody else ever wonder, when they're reading through The Caf, whether the posters are being serious, or just pulling our legs?
'Does Ole smile too much?' Ha. Ha.
This is beyond parody.
So I'm the only one who actually thinks he's been mostly grumpy on the bench recently ?
No he looks like he is boiling over at times. Don't care if he is showing this face towards the opponents and officials of he gives his lot a right rollicking.
How dare he? The nerve of the smiling twat 
As others have suggested, it's not about the smiles - it's about the pattern(s) of smile(s).
Any idiot can smile. Well, unless you suffer from Moebius syndrome. But the point is smiling consistently and in a pattern which pleases idiots online. Ole is severely lacking in that regard.
Yeah, it's a WUM effort - or at least I hope so.
Any idiot can smile. Well, unless you suffer from Moebius syndrome. But the point is smiling consistently and in a pattern which pleases idiots online. Ole is severely lacking in that regard.
Yeah, it's a WUM effort - or at least I hope so.
Yes hes a miserable cnut. 
He looks like he wants to kick the players heads in
It’s probably just wind
Martial, now that's a guy who smiles too much
This thread has to be a joke, OP is having a laugh I think
It's a bad habit that's spreading to our players too. It's well known that smiling narrows your eyes and thus diminishes your field of vision, which might help to explain why we have no creativity up front. I'd wager with less smiling Greenwood would have four or five more goals to his name.
An elite coach wouldn't allow players to smile until they're at least 3-0 up in any game.
An elite coach wouldn't allow players to smile until they're at least 3-0 up in any game.
Yes. Whenever you see his face it's always like he's "huehueheuheuheuhe"-ing inside.
with the forum nowadays you can't be sure.
Imagine at your work in your performance review it says "smiles too much, needs improvement, first warning"
It is just a nervous thing I reckon, lots of people in every day life do it.
He’s not. I know the guy outside redcafe and he’s always frowning, so no surprises he takes issue with people smiling.
“Why isn’t Ole as miserable as me?”
Perhaps VAR could check for excessive smiling, or, players putting too much foot on the gas.
If you intended this is comedy then smile
If not then smile more
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Very disrespectful and stupid thread. Klopp never stops with his childlike giggles every time his team is winning.
Ole has all the qualities needed to be a top top modern thinking coach.
Ole has all the qualities needed to be a top top modern thinking coach.
Is it possible to have white text in a thread title?
VAR is useless when you really need it. Was it a full grin, half smile, a smirk. It matters!
My vote for thread of the year!
My vote for thread of the year!
"Does Ole smile too much?"
If you decide you may block me....but this is the most idiotic subject. Ever
If you decide you may block me....but this is the most idiotic subject. Ever
Even his smiling is poorly coached. No plan B. There's no reason to use the same type on every occasion.
It must be reruns of Laurel and Hardy that he's watching during the games that had him smiling so much.
Its the pattern of his smile that winds me up, the sides of his mouth don’t quite push far enough up the face for my liking, the whole smile just seems to sit in a sort of low block just above the chin, it just invites pressure on the lower half of the face.
5 year olds on redcafe these days...
What a stupid thread.
Good observation.
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is this really a thread???
Its important to smile when you shit yourself, that way nobody suspects anything.
His fake smiles, the fact that his voice doesn't match his face and sometimes when he walks even when you've drawn a game he has a jaunty bounce in his step. You never see this from proper managers like Pep or Klopp. I don't know how the player put up with it. Proper shite management technique.
He's a fecking monster.
He's a fecking monster.
It’s the smile of a psychopath trying to blend into everyday society. He was the kid that everyone stayed away from at school, including the bullies. You wouldn’t want to wind him up into a state of frenzy or he’ll go mental with a pen.
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i did notice to be frank, and it made my skin crawl, feels more sinister than a happy smile, i mean look at that
As long as we perform well on the pitch, I could not care less if he smiles less or more. If we are doing worse than we should be, it is most probably not bad either. I am sure that behind the scenes things are not always sunshine and rainbows. Finally, the idea that a hairdryer in public is the way to go does not seem to be a good one.
We must trust him as a person he seems to have the team playing for him.
Being angry doesn’t make you a good manager.
We must also not think that what we see on the cameras is real life, I believe he has a ruthless streak.
I’m an Ole fanboy though FYI.
Being angry doesn’t make you a good manager.
We must also not think that what we see on the cameras is real life, I believe he has a ruthless streak.
I’m an Ole fanboy though FYI.
