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I pick the only GOAT, Jordan. Space Jam > China Apologist

1. Indy (-20m) 1) J. Cruyff 2) Rivaldo 3) M. Hummels 4) M. Rojo 5) D. Rocastle 6) A. Cole 7) N. Kante 8) W. Schulz 9) E. Gray 10) D. Edwards

3. Big Dunk (-60m) 1) M. van Basten 2) D. De Rossi 3) Everaldo 4) E. Albertosi 5) F. De Napoli 6) F. Hierro 7) J. Johnstone 8) G. Janvion 9) T. Cubillas 10) D. Dzajic

4. Physio (-70m) 1) G. Muller 2) A. Robben 3) H. Schumacher 4) S. Batista 5) 5) J-C. Oblitas 6) E. Abidal 7) P. Littbarski 8) W. Overath 9) K-H. Thielen 10) M. Tresor 11) P. Montero (Jordan)

5. MSTQ (+0m) 1) L. Matthaus 2. F. Gento 3) L. Riva 4) S. Mazzola 5) J. Zanetti 6) A. Iniesta 7) R. Gullit 8) B. Bremner 9) Costa Pereira 10) M. Coluna 11) P. Breitner 12) B. Hulshoff (Jordan)

6. Zlatan (-100m) 7 1) F. Rijkaard 2. Neymar 3) P. Lahm 4) L. Biglia 5) T. Brolin 6) W. Rooney 7) R. Donadoni 8) J. Allen 9) H. Schnoor 10) P. Madeley 11) Djalma S. 12) T. Butcher (Jordan)

7. Himannv (-45m) 1) Ronaldinho 2) D. Villa 3) E. Garay 4) E. Perez 5) P. Rocha 6) L. Modric 7) Z. Czibor 8) T. Burgnich 8) Giuliano Sarti 9) Nilton S. 10) R. Koeman (Jordan)

8. Isotope (-20m) 1) F. Puskás 2) C. Seedorf 3) Pumpido 4) R. Palacio 5) Zambrotta 6) T. Henry 7) R. Kopa 8) B. Cullmann 9) M. Reina 10) V. Vasovic 11) C. Ferrara (Lebron)

9. green_smiley (-35m) 1) R. Gullit 2) J. Giles 3) M. Bertini 4) G. Rivera 5) S. Reuter 6) Y. Djorkaeff 7) A. Iniesta 8) U. Seeler 9) R. Libuda 10) J. Greig 11) A. Shesternyov 12) J. Stam (Lebron)

10. Berbasloth (-65m) 1) R. Keane 2) Z. Ibrahimovic 3) S. Romero 4) P. Zabaleta 5) A. Di Livio 6) M. Essien 7) B. Lizarazu 8) S. Jardine 9) J. Klopp 10) B. Foulkes 11) V. Kompany (Jordan)

11. Skizzo (-100m) 1) Z. Zidane 2) T. Müller 3) R. Bonisegna 4) C. Kramer 5) L. Sharpe 6) S. Eto'o 7) H. Chumpitaz 8) W. Weber 9) P. Reaney 10) Zito 11) G. Souness (Lebron)

12. Moby (-100m) 1) M. Platini 2) L. Suarez 3) A. Schurrle 4) F. Gago 5) Vava 6) Lucio 7) R. Carlos 8) L. Suarez Miramontes 9) J. Woodgate 10) J. Santamaria 11) B. Robson (Jordan)

13. p-nut (-90m) 1) L. Thuram 2) K. De Bruyne 3) B. Howedes 4) M. Klose 5) Eder 6) R. Sterling 7) N. Stiles 8) A. Picchi 9) Jair Da Costa 10) Didi 11) N. Hidegkuti (Lebron)

14. harms (-100m) 1) G. Best 2) D. Alves 3) M. Ozil 4) J. Boateng 5) R. Donadoni 6) H. Kane 7) A. Cole 8) S. Mazzola 9) J. Tigana 10) R. Jonquet 11) J. Faubert 12) P. R. Falcão 13) P. Vierchowod (Jordan)

15. Enigma (-80m) 1) Romario 2) E. Hazard 3) A. Domenghini 4) P. Mertesacker 5) B. Conti 6) V. Candela 7) E. Davids 8) N. Hunter 9) P. Lorimer 10) M. Tardelli 11) Laudrup (Lebron)

16. EAP (-55m) 1) Xavi 2) F. Torres 3) K-H. Rummenigge 4) H-P. Briegel 5) M. Zagallo 6) S. Busquets 7) B. Vogts 8) N. Liedholm 9) C. Maldini 10) I. Netto 11) M. Sammer (Lebron)


Block List: Ronaldo, Cristiano, Messi, Pele, Maradona, Di Stefano, Beckenbauer, Neeskens, Passarella, Kohler, Krol, Moore, Carlos Alberto, Nesta, Scirea, Facchetti, Batistuta, Garrincha, Figueroa, Eusebio, Charlton, Baresi, Maldini, Mascherano, Rivelino, Rugerri, Aguero, Neuer, Brehme, Rosato, Schweinsteiger, Kroos, Forster, Clodoaldo, Zico, R. Baggio, Felix, Tostao, Cafu, Ricardo Carvalho

@BIG DUNK
 

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1. Indy (-20m) 1) J. Cruyff 2) Rivaldo 3) M. Hummels 4) M. Rojo 5) D. Rocastle 6) A. Cole 7) N. Kante 8) W. Schulz 9) E. Gray 10) D. Edwards

3. Big Dunk (-60m) 1) M. van Basten 2) D. De Rossi 3) Everaldo 4) E. Albertosi 5) F. De Napoli 6) F. Hierro 7) J. Johnstone 8) G. Janvion 9) T. Cubillas 10) D. Dzajic 11) J. Bozsik (Jordan)

4. Physio (-70m) 1) G. Muller 2) A. Robben 3) H. Schumacher 4) S. Batista 5) 5) J-C. Oblitas 6) E. Abidal 7) P. Littbarski 8) W. Overath 9) K-H. Thielen 10) M. Tresor 11) P. Montero (Jordan)

5. MSTQ (+0m) 1) L. Matthaus 2. F. Gento 3) L. Riva 4) S. Mazzola 5) J. Zanetti 6) A. Iniesta 7) R. Gullit 8) B. Bremner 9) Costa Pereira 10) M. Coluna 11) P. Breitner 12) B. Hulshoff (Jordan)

6. Zlatan (-100m) 7 1) F. Rijkaard 2. Neymar 3) P. Lahm 4) L. Biglia 5) T. Brolin 6) W. Rooney 7) R. Donadoni 8) J. Allen 9) H. Schnoor 10) P. Madeley 11) Djalma S. 12) T. Butcher (Jordan)

7. Himannv (-45m) 1) Ronaldinho 2) D. Villa 3) E. Garay 4) E. Perez 5) P. Rocha 6) L. Modric 7) Z. Czibor 8) T. Burgnich 8) Giuliano Sarti 9) Nilton S. 10) R. Koeman (Jordan)

8. Isotope (-20m) 1) F. Puskás 2) C. Seedorf 3) Pumpido 4) R. Palacio 5) Zambrotta 6) T. Henry 7) R. Kopa 8) B. Cullmann 9) M. Reina 10) V. Vasovic 11) C. Ferrara (Lebron)

9. green_smiley (-35m) 1) R. Gullit 2) J. Giles 3) M. Bertini 4) G. Rivera 5) S. Reuter 6) Y. Djorkaeff 7) A. Iniesta 8) U. Seeler 9) R. Libuda 10) J. Greig 11) A. Shesternyov 12) J. Stam (Lebron)

10. Berbasloth (-65m) 1) R. Keane 2) Z. Ibrahimovic 3) S. Romero 4) P. Zabaleta 5) A. Di Livio 6) M. Essien 7) B. Lizarazu 8) S. Jardine 9) J. Klopp 10) B. Foulkes 11) V. Kompany (Jordan)

11. Skizzo (-100m) 1) Z. Zidane 2) T. Müller 3) R. Bonisegna 4) C. Kramer 5) L. Sharpe 6) S. Eto'o 7) H. Chumpitaz 8) W. Weber 9) P. Reaney 10) Zito 11) G. Souness (Lebron)

12. Moby (-100m) 1) M. Platini 2) L. Suarez 3) A. Schurrle 4) F. Gago 5) Vava 6) Lucio 7) R. Carlos 8) L. Suarez Miramontes 9) J. Woodgate 10) J. Santamaria 11) B. Robson (Jordan)

13. p-nut (-90m) 1) L. Thuram 2) K. De Bruyne 3) B. Howedes 4) M. Klose 5) Eder 6) R. Sterling 7) N. Stiles 8) A. Picchi 9) Jair Da Costa 10) Didi 11) N. Hidegkuti (Lebron)

14. harms (-100m) 1) G. Best 2) D. Alves 3) M. Ozil 4) J. Boateng 5) R. Donadoni 6) H. Kane 7) A. Cole 8) S. Mazzola 9) J. Tigana 10) R. Jonquet 11) J. Faubert 12) P. R. Falcão 13) P. Vierchowod (Jordan)

15. Enigma (-80m) 1) Romario 2) E. Hazard 3) A. Domenghini 4) P. Mertesacker 5) B. Conti 6) V. Candela 7) E. Davids 8) N. Hunter 9) P. Lorimer 10) M. Tardelli 11) Laudrup (Lebron)

16. EAP (-55m) 1) Xavi 2) F. Torres 3) K-H. Rummenigge 4) H-P. Briegel 5) M. Zagallo 6) S. Busquets 7) B. Vogts 8) N. Liedholm 9) C. Maldini 10) I. Netto 11) M. Sammer (Lebron)


Block List: Ronaldo, Cristiano, Messi, Pele, Maradona, Di Stefano, Beckenbauer, Neeskens, Passarella, Kohler, Krol, Moore, Carlos Alberto, Nesta, Scirea, Facchetti, Batistuta, Garrincha, Figueroa, Eusebio, Charlton, Baresi, Maldini, Mascherano, Rivelino, Rugerri, Aguero, Neuer, Brehme, Rosato, Schweinsteiger, Kroos, Forster, Clodoaldo, Zico, R. Baggio, Felix, Tostao, Cafu, Ricardo Carvalho
 
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1. Indy (-20m) 1) J. Cruyff 2) Rivaldo 3) M. Hummels 4) M. Rojo 5) D. Rocastle 6) A. Cole 7) N. Kante 8) W. Schulz 9) E. Gray 10) D. Edwards 11) W. van Hanegem (Jordan)

3. Big Dunk (-60m) 1) M. van Basten 2) D. De Rossi 3) Everaldo 4) E. Albertosi 5) F. De Napoli 6) F. Hierro 7) J. Johnstone 8) G. Janvion 9) T. Cubillas 10) D. Dzajic 11) J. Bozsik (Jordan)

4. Physio (-70m) 1) G. Muller 2) A. Robben 3) H. Schumacher 4) S. Batista 5) 5) J-C. Oblitas 6) E. Abidal 7) P. Littbarski 8) W. Overath 9) K-H. Thielen 10) M. Tresor 11) P. Montero (Jordan)

5. MSTQ (+0m) 1) L. Matthaus 2. F. Gento 3) L. Riva 4) S. Mazzola 5) J. Zanetti 6) A. Iniesta 7) R. Gullit 8) B. Bremner 9) Costa Pereira 10) M. Coluna 11) P. Breitner 12) B. Hulshoff (Jordan)

6. Zlatan (-100m) 7 1) F. Rijkaard 2. Neymar 3) P. Lahm 4) L. Biglia 5) T. Brolin 6) W. Rooney 7) R. Donadoni 8) J. Allen 9) H. Schnoor 10) P. Madeley 11) Djalma S. 12) T. Butcher (Jordan)

7. Himannv (-45m) 1) Ronaldinho 2) D. Villa 3) E. Garay 4) E. Perez 5) P. Rocha 6) L. Modric 7) Z. Czibor 8) T. Burgnich 8) Giuliano Sarti 9) Nilton S. 10) R. Koeman (Jordan)

8. Isotope (-20m) 1) F. Puskás 2) C. Seedorf 3) Pumpido 4) R. Palacio 5) Zambrotta 6) T. Henry 7) R. Kopa 8) B. Cullmann 9) M. Reina 10) V. Vasovic 11) C. Ferrara (Lebron)

9. green_smiley (-35m) 1) R. Gullit 2) J. Giles 3) M. Bertini 4) G. Rivera 5) S. Reuter 6) Y. Djorkaeff 7) A. Iniesta 8) U. Seeler 9) R. Libuda 10) J. Greig 11) A. Shesternyov 12) J. Stam (Lebron)

10. Berbasloth (-65m) 1) R. Keane 2) Z. Ibrahimovic 3) S. Romero 4) P. Zabaleta 5) A. Di Livio 6) M. Essien 7) B. Lizarazu 8) S. Jardine 9) J. Klopp 10) B. Foulkes 11) V. Kompany (Jordan)

11. Skizzo (-100m) 1) Z. Zidane 2) T. Müller 3) R. Bonisegna 4) C. Kramer 5) L. Sharpe 6) S. Eto'o 7) H. Chumpitaz 8) W. Weber 9) P. Reaney 10) Zito 11) G. Souness (Lebron)

12. Moby (-100m) 1) M. Platini 2) L. Suarez 3) A. Schurrle 4) F. Gago 5) Vava 6) Lucio 7) R. Carlos 8) L. Suarez Miramontes 9) J. Woodgate 10) J. Santamaria 11) B. Robson (Jordan)

13. p-nut (-90m) 1) L. Thuram 2) K. De Bruyne 3) B. Howedes 4) M. Klose 5) Eder 6) R. Sterling 7) N. Stiles 8) A. Picchi 9) Jair Da Costa 10) Didi 11) N. Hidegkuti (Lebron)

14. harms (-100m) 1) G. Best 2) D. Alves 3) M. Ozil 4) J. Boateng 5) R. Donadoni 6) H. Kane 7) A. Cole 8) S. Mazzola 9) J. Tigana 10) R. Jonquet 11) J. Faubert 12) P. R. Falcão 13) P. Vierchowod (Jordan)

15. Enigma (-80m) 1) Romario 2) E. Hazard 3) A. Domenghini 4) P. Mertesacker 5) B. Conti 6) V. Candela 7) E. Davids 8) N. Hunter 9) P. Lorimer 10) M. Tardelli 11) Laudrup (Lebron)

16. EAP (-55m) 1) Xavi 2) F. Torres 3) K-H. Rummenigge 4) H-P. Briegel 5) M. Zagallo 6) S. Busquets 7) B. Vogts 8) N. Liedholm 9) C. Maldini 10) I. Netto 11) M. Sammer (Lebron)


Block List: Ronaldo, Cristiano, Messi, Pele, Maradona, Di Stefano, Beckenbauer, Neeskens, Passarella, Kohler, Krol, Moore, Carlos Alberto, Nesta, Scirea, Facchetti, Batistuta, Garrincha, Figueroa, Eusebio, Charlton, Baresi, Maldini, Mascherano, Rivelino, Rugerri, Aguero, Neuer, Brehme, Rosato, Schweinsteiger, Kroos, Forster, Clodoaldo, Zico, R. Baggio, Felix, Tostao, Cafu, Ricardo Carvalho
 

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We will take a short commercial break and resume in a few minutes with this cracker that sent Klaus Augenthaler to seventh heaven (and if that's not sign of great song, not sure what it is).


Recomendation is that you play it loud, drunk or hungover.
 

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We will take a short commercial break and resume in a few minutes with this cracker that sent Klaus Augenthaler to seventh heaven (and if that's not sign of great song, not sure what it is).


Recomendation is that you play it loud, drunk or hungover.
That. Was. Amazing!
 
Round 11

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Round 11


Hairy chest round

As we all know nothing screams 'all man' quite like a hairy chest!!
Pick a player with a hairy chest (picture obligatory) because we like the idea of you browsing through the internet in search for such content. Although tbf and knowing some, you probably already have the pictures saved in your computer.

In addition to that please pick 2 basketball players that were active in NBA during 1990 until present time. We acknowledge the very likely fact that some of you don't know much about basketball, but we also don't care. Notice, you can't pick the player already picked by another manager.
So picks in this round should look like this - T. Selleck (NBA player 1, NBA player 2)​

Edit: when we said hairy, we meant hairy. In short any border chest case can be blocked by the committee as we received some through PM's. It doesn't have to be a "jungle of love", but it also can't be something that looks like you forget to shave in the morning.
If your not sure, send PM first.

Yes, obviously we want also to see as many pictures as possible.
 
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Round 11


Hairy chest round

As we all know nothing screams 'all man' quite like a hairy chest!!
Pick a player with a hairy chest (picture obligatory) because we like the idea of you browsing through the internet in search for such content. Although tbf and knowing some, you probably already have the pictures saved in your computer.

In addition to that please pick 2 basketball players that were active in NBA during 1990 until present time. We acknowledge the very likely fact that some of you don't know much about basketball, but we also don't care. Notion, you can't pick the player already picked by another manager.
So picks in this round should look like this - T. Selleck (NBA player 1, NBA player 2)​


Can we have a round for players with massive thighs? I'll be happy to help everyone from my stash if so. :drool:
 

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I’ve had a really creepy morning looking at a hundred waxed chests. Where’s all the hairy feckers
 

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I’ve had a really creepy morning looking at a hundred waxed chests. Where’s all the hairy feckers
You should spend less time in your gym's locker room and more time doing actual research. In all seriousness, the hairy ones are hard to find!
 

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NOTIFICATION
While choosing NBA players pay attention to the position. You will build another team around your GOAT (Jordan/Lebron).
 

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While choosing NBA players pay attention to the position. You will build another team around your GOAT (Jordan/Lebron).
I’ve never even watched 2 minutes of basketball and the only player I’ve ever known is Michael Jordan. Never mind positions. Is it like net ball with goal attack and goal defence. I remember that from the girls in school
 

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I’ve never even watched 2 minutes of basketball and the only player I’ve ever known is Michael Jordan. Never mind positions. Is it like net ball with goal attack and goal defence. I remember that from the girls in school
There are 5 positions: Point Guard, Shooting Guard, Small Forward, Power Forward, Center. You can check any player's position on wiki. Michael Jordan is a Shooting Guard, Lebron James is a Small Forward. Just pick someone from other positions.
 

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I’ve never even watched 2 minutes of basketball and the only player I’ve ever known is Michael Jordan. Never mind positions. Is it like net ball with goal attack and goal defence. I remember that from the girls in school
Would send you all 4 players for 10 million by PM, but you are broke too. :lol:

The good thing is that it might not have any effect during the draft, so just choose from some random list of best players.
On the other hand, depending on some conditions it might have significant effect. :wenger:

Ask anything through PM, you'll get help.
 

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Would send you all 4 players for 10 million by PM, but you are broke too. :lol:

The good thing is that it might not have any effect during the draft, so just choose from some random list of best players.
On the other hand, depending on some conditions it might have significant effect. :wenger:

Ask anything through PM, you'll get help.
Is this a new tie breaker where you simulate an NBA game?