Drug footballers?

[horsechoker]

Koke
Kane
Charlie Austin
Gary Speed
PEDro
The SPICE boys

Who else has a drug name?

(disclaimer, this thread is not for accusing anyone of taking drugs)

 

[Giant Midget]

Diego Marijuana?

 

[Bastian]

Points for Kaka = Cake?

 

[AgentSmith]

Eddie Nketiah

 

[Pickle85]

Whenever Michael Owen plays in Germany I suppose he's Herr Owen?

I'll grab me coat...

 

[calodo2003]

Whenever Michael Owen plays in Germany I suppose he's Herr Owen?

I'll grab me coat...

This deserves a like.

 

[calodo2003]

Anyone who plays in the Scudetto.

Ian Scudder - college player in the states

Ryan Bouch - former semi-pro player in England

e - anyone who wears the scudetto

 

[Jezpeza]

Connor cody

wes brown

geoff horsefield

cyrus cristy

 

[Chairman Steve]

MDMAdope Sakho!

I remember an old thread titled that when he got caught for alleged drugs use

 

[Oranges038]

Anyone with the surname Brown


And Crystal Palace

 

[Chesterlestreet]

Corkie Blow.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corkie_Blow

 

[Chesterlestreet]

Should be plenty of women footballers called Mary Jane, you'd think.

 

[Chesterlestreet]

Whenever Michael Owen plays in Germany I suppose he's Herr Owen?

 

[FrankDrebin]

Diego Marijuana

 

[Chesterlestreet]

A friend of mine knew (or so he claims, at least) and went to school with a girl whose name was Crystal Meth.

(Meth is an actual surname).

Dunno if she played football, though.

 

[Siorac]

Anyone who plays in the Scudetto.

The scudetto is just the little Italian shield thingie that the Serie A winners wear, it's not the name of the league or anything.

 

[calodo2003]

The scudetto is just the little Italian shield thingie that the Serie A winners wear, it's not the name of the league or anything.

Didn’t know that. Thanks! Always thought it was a reference to the league. Love learning new shit.

Need to amend my post.

 

[Hoof the ball]

TRENt-Arnold Alexander

 

[DWelbz19]

Robert SnodGrass

 

[Lynty]

Kartell Dawkins is in Leicester youth.

 

[Acquire Me]

Whenever Michael Owen plays in Germany I suppose he's Herr Owen?

I'll grab me coat...

 

[Chesterlestreet]

Joran Pot.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joran_Pot

 

[sidsutton]

Karim Benzedrine
Alan Spliff
Bennies McArthy
Meth Le Tissier

 

[Frasbul]

Whenever Michael Owen plays in Germany I suppose he's Herr Owen?

I'll grab me coat...

Bravo.

 

[AgentSmith]

TRENt-Arnold Alexander

 

[Eckers99]

Lionel Meth-y
Van Bronck-horse
Matty Hash

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Danny Shittu

 

[calodo2003]

Jizz Hornkamp

 

[horsechoker]

Whenever Michael Owen plays in Germany I suppose he's Herr Owen?

I'll grab me coat...

I finally got this

 

[Mike Smalling]

Lee Khattermole.

 

[Ibi Dreams]

Henrikh MCATaryan

 

[klayton88]

Nigel Reo Cokehead
Aspirinicueta
Codine Henderson
Zanaxel Tuanzebe

 

[klayton88]

Henrikh MCATaryan

Nice

 

[Deery]

Blues Matuidi

Miralem DiasiPjanić

linel Messi

 

[Bratt]

This thread has been done before.
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/if-footballers-were-into-gear-awards-for-best-attempts.444153/
You should all read it, some pretty good ones in there.

 

[The holy trinity 68]

Koke
Kane
Charlie Austin
Gary Speed
PEDro
The SPICE boys

Who else has a drug name?

(disclaimer, this thread is not for accusing anyone of taking drugs)

Koke is pronounced Ko kay so doesn't really work.

 

[The holy trinity 68]

Henrikh MCATaryan

 

[Blzbud]

This thread has been done before.
https://www.redcafe.net/threads/if-footballers-were-into-gear-awards-for-best-attempts.444153/
You should all read it, some pretty good ones in there.

They did, but then forgot about it again ten minutes later

 

[Macern]

Wylan Ecstacyprien
Antcocaine Griezmann
Richard Crackersley
Alcolo Toure
Yves Cannabissouma
Marijuan Mata
Yerry Metamphetamina