Ed Woodward has resigned from Manchester United | 2024: Returns to football

watch the Glazers feck us over with transfer money now
I would take a summer of feck all spending if it meant the rats were on their way out. I'd celebrate them pissing off more than I ever would a Haaland/Sancho/Kane type signing combined.
 
Wtf! What a weird last few hours
 
This is big news, but may not be good news unless the owners are getting out of town.

Both Ed - and the owners in fact - could well be replaced by worse still.
 
I would take a summer of feck all spending if it meant the rats were on their way out. I'd celebrate them pissing off more than I ever would a Haaland/Sancho/Kane type signing combined.
Yeah, I think this is the start of their exit.
 
Get the feck in. Now for the love of God don't replace him with another dickhead within the same system
 
Maguire’s knocked him spark out
 
I don’t have time for this “cocks out” stuff, I’ll just change my underwear later.
Feck off Ed, feck off so hard!!
 
Incredible development but I have some concern how this turmoil will impact the club. We just installed a DoF. Will the new chairman come in and want to install their own people?
 
This could be bad, It took Ed about 5/6 years to get anything resembling a little knowledge on how to run a football club and with the Glazers still in charge they will probably just hire another banker. I hope I'm wrong but we know the Glazers care about money and not football so it's likely.
 
I can't take too much pleasure in this to be honest. I don't trust the Glazers to get rid of this prick and replace him with a competent football man, more likely it'll be another pen-pushing yes man in the role.
Yeah, these are my overwhelming thoughts.
 
Opening a bottle of champagne and preparing my CV!!!
More seriously, Van Der Saar should be the 1st call to make!
 
This isn’t being reported anywhere else though

Just seen it on Sky, I’m fuvking dancing round my living room, Glazers next.
 
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What's the win? It'll just be someone else's signature at the bottom of the legal documents that feck the club over from now on.

Enjoy and worry about the rest later. If it's true.
 
This was Woodward’s ultimate goal all along! He has no other business at United now.