Evra’s instagram

[top1whoisman]

Okay, this easily deserves its own thread.


patrice.evra If you not give everything you got in your belly means that you don T respect history of The club , The amazing fans!!! You just don T deserve to wear this jersey... FOREVRA#manchesterunited


patrice.evra i l this game ! Hahahahaha#funny


patrice.evra The best warm-up with my orphanage children!!! #unicef


patrice.evra This Is too much guys !!! Why ?? Haahahahahhah i love this game !!!

 

[top1whoisman]

patrice.evra Please stop killing me guys ah hahahahahaha


patrice.evra Sorry bro !! They even kill you A hahahahahahahahaah


patrice.evra That one is too much!!! La c trop!!!!


patrice.evra A fake airplane crash!! when I see it ,I wonder how Sir Bobby Charlton did still fly with us... A true legend !!! #manchesterunited


patrice.evra Welcome to Juventus GONZALO HIGUAIN !!! hahahahahahahaha i love this game !!! #higuain#juventus#ilovethisgame

 

[top1whoisman]

patrice.evra HOO HAA !!! I love this game !!! Haahahahahahhah its over!!! #cuba


patrice.evra Ho un grosso problema, io sono più felice quando lavoro que quando sono in vacanza. J'ai un gros problème je suis plus heureux quand je travail que quand je suis en vacances...I have a big problem I am happier when I work than when I'm on vacation I LOVE THIS GAME hahahahahaha #zaza#juventus#training
@simonezaza


patrice.evra @paulpogba you should have at least emptied your locker... I hope you are not expecting me to bring you your Stuff to Manchester !!!


patrice.evra Good luck !!! FOREVRA !!! I LOVE THIS GAME hahahahahahahahaah ahahahha

 

[SirAF]

He also posted a vid of a monkey humping a chicken

 

[krombacher92]

He even uploaded the Rush Hour photoshop of himself and Park. Wasn't that from the "Footballers in movies" thread on here?

 

[top1whoisman]

patrice.evra Good morning !!!THÉ PATMOBILE on LATINO MOOD I LOVE THIS GAME hahahahahahahahaah


patrice.evra All about Mr lift... I'm Not sure I LOVE YOUR GAME!!! Haahahaha #lift#newpants


patrice.evra I have To go out like that Because too many peoples LOVE THIS game ahahahah!!!


patrice.evra Sorry for the bad cross. scholesyyyyy LEGEND !!! I love THIS game ahahahahahah


patrice.evra Who did this to me??? I love THIS game hahahahaha

 

[top1whoisman]

patrice.evra Who did THIS to my friends ? @cristiano I love THIS game Ahahahahah!


patrice.evra Why peoples hate. Monday ? I love this game ahahahahah. you shouldn't let me discover insta #Marvin#crazy#happiness

He even uploaded the Rush Hour photoshop of himself and Park. Wasn't that from the "Footballers in movies" thread on here?

 

[top1whoisman]

He also posted a vid of a monkey humping a chicken

You’re trying to get me banned? Won’t embed it

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLQlUK6jNfz/?taken-by=patrice.evra

 

[elmo]

He loves us more than Juvetus

 

[SirAF]

You’re trying to get me banned? Won’t embed it

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLQlUK6jNfz/?taken-by=patrice.evra

 

[Vashu]

Is cannabis legal in Italy?

 

[Catt]

Can we have him back, please?

 

[Raw]

Even after losing 4 CL finals and a Euro final he's still the happiest man in the world

 

[Gazza]

When people say they've fallen out of love with football they should spend a few minutes on Pat's Instagram

 

[GazTheLegend]

I love this guy unconditionally

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Ji Sung Park's mom in the Patmobile, you can't make that shit up

 

[bosnian_red]

Probably my favourite account to look at, love Patty. Has to be one of my favourite all time players

 

[Pat_Mustard]

Evra is awesome.

 

[jem]

I love the man. Now he is an ex-player who I'd love to see manage us one day.

 

[jem]

patrice.evra Good morning !!!THÉ PATMOBILE on LATINO MOOD I LOVE THIS GAME hahahahahahahahaah


patrice.evra All about Mr lift... I'm Not sure I LOVE YOUR GAME!!! Haahahaha #lift#newpants


patrice.evra I have To go out like that Because too many peoples LOVE THIS game ahahahah!!!


patrice.evra Sorry for the bad cross. scholesyyyyy LEGEND !!! I love THIS game ahahahahahah


patrice.evra Who did this to me??? I love THIS game hahahahaha

That Scholes goal has to be one of my favourite all-time United memories.

 

[Ronaldo's Mum Eh?]

So good.

 

[Baxter]

The greatest thing on the internet/

 

[AndyJ1985]

One of my favourite ever United players. A top guy and a top player.

 

[Reddevilboy]

His instagram is fecking gold. Cracked me up!

 

[J-Stander]

I really miss uncle pat.

 

[Welsh Wonder]

apparently he loves this game

 

[horsechoker]

apparently he loves this game

What gave you that impression?

 

[Sied]

Tempted to get Instagram for this sole reason.

 

[Steven7290]

Goddamn it now I have to start an Instagram account. Thanks a lot Pat.

 

[Red-Man-Walking]

Evra for Manchester United Director of Football.

 

[villain]

He needs to be our club ambassador with Park when he retires, I love uncle Pat!

 

[Dumbat12]

What "game"?

 

[Scarecrow]

What "game"?

Life.

 

[ti vu]

The first one is SAF is teaching Evra to emulate Fellaini.

"This is how Fellaini should do. Take note of my arm movement"

 

[SwansonsTache]

Seriously, if there ever was a MUFC embassador.

God how I love that man. Almost uncomfortably much for a heterosexual man.

 

[Dominos]

If only Keano was around to stop these lads pissing about.

Wait is it only Lingard who isn't allowed to mess around?

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

You cannot name a better human being, because there isn't one.

 

[Flames73]

Best guy ever. Cracks me up and lightens up my day no matter what.

 

[Dir Wangem]

If only Keano was around to stop these lads pissing about.

Wait is it only Lingard who isn't allowed to mess around?

You did not just compare Lingard to Evra!

 

[Dominos]

You did not just compare Lingard to Evra!

If Lingard was posting up videos of him singing walking on sunshine in his car he'd be slaughtered for it.