Favorite chants

[MancBoi]

Favourite chants

Hey i'd just like to know what everyones preferred United chants are and also if they know any new ones they'd like to share

you could make one up as well.

 

[pert]

Gary Neville is a red

He hates scousers

 

[MancBoi]

Thats quality one, I like build a bonfire myself or take me home united road.

 

[rednev]

United Calypso.

 

[fredthered]

49 years ago
A team lay in the snow
Battered and torn, some of them died
Some of them survived

Charlton and Matt Busby, went down to Wembley
Defeated Benfica by four goals to one,
All those years ago....


OR


DIE DIE GLAZER feckING DIE...

 

[pert]

fredthred is a red

He hates Glazers

 

[fredthered]

fredthred is a red

He hates Glazers

Wonderful..

Thats just made my night

Thank you...

 

[MancBoi]

49 years ago
A team lay in the snow
Battered and torn, some of them died
Some of them survived

Charlton and Matt Busby, went down to Wembley
Defeated Benfica by four goals to one,
All those years ago....


OR


DIE DIE GLAZER feckING DIE...

they made up? I like the first one mate.

 

[MancBoi]

Uni Ted united are the team for me with a nick nack paddy whack give the dog a bone why dont city feck off home

and another personal fav

keanos fecking magic he wears a magic hat and when he saw old trafford he said i fancy that, he didn't sign for arsenal or blackburn cause there shite he signed for man utd cause their fecking dynamite

 

[fredthered]

they made up? I like the first one mate.

No, the first one is one that has been sung for quite a while now. Who made it up, I dont know.

It gets an occasional airing in the Bishops, and more often on away games, but you never hear it inside OT which is a pity because its one song I love hearing being sung by the masses...

 

[fredthered]

Now if you come from Manchester you're sure to be a blue
Moston Collyhurst, Ancoats Salford too
And if you still believe this, you're nothing but a fool
Cos in the town of Manchester, Man United rule

Lalalala we all hate city, tralalalalalalalala
Tralalala we all hate City tralalalalalalalala

Forget your Bayern Munichs,Madrids and Ajax too
Theres only one collossal team they play in Lazer blue
They're gonna beat United, like once upon a time
They're gonna conquer Europe like they did in sixty nine...

 

[CR#7]

I think it goes something like...

he plays on the left???

 

[Gazza]

Hey i'd just like to know what everyones preferred United chants are and also if they know any new ones they'd like to share

you could make one up as well.

Why do you spell "favorite" without a "u" in it? Just wondering...

 

[MancBoi]

who the feck are man utd is always a good one when we beat a rival, probably why you here it so often.

 

[fredthered]

I think it goes something like...

he plays on the left???

Thats just awful that song...

Almost as bad as

"I saw my mate the other day
I told him I'd seen the white pele
My mate asked who is he
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney".


That song just makes me cringe... Barring the one about Park eating dogs, I think its the worst United song I've ever heard..

 

[MancBoi]

Why do you spell "favorite" without a "u" in it? Just wondering...

oops sorry about that, was a typo ill correct it now.

 

[CR#7]

Thats just awful that song...

Almost as bad as

"I saw my mate the other day
I told him I'd seen the white pele
My mate asked who is he
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney".


That song just makes me cringe... Barring the one about Park eating dogs, I think its the worst United song I've ever heard..

no way, ronnies new chant is pure class !

 

[fredthered]

who the feck are man utd is always a good one when we beat a rival, probably why you here it so often.

The famous Man United went to Rome to see the pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the pope
The famous Man United went to Rome to see the pope
And this is what he said.

UNITED REDS WE ARE HERE WHOAH WHOAH
UNITED REDS WE ARE HERE WHOAH WHOAH
UNITED REDS WE ARE HERE
WE'LL SHAG YOUR WOMEN AND DRINK YOUR BEER
WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH

 

[Gazza]

oops sorry about that, was a typo ill correct it now.

I thought for a minute you might actually be a yank masquerading as a manc

 

[MancBoi]

Thats just awful that song...

Almost as bad as

"I saw my mate the other day
I told him I'd seen the white pele
My mate asked who is he
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney".


That song just makes me cringe... Barring the one about Park eating dogs, I think its the worst United song I've ever heard..

I agree i hate both the Ronaldo and the Rooney song, Rooney shouldnt even in the same conversation as pele the class levels are no way near each other and even though im a United supporter i still support England

 

[fredthered]

no way, ronnies new chant is pure class !

Sorry we'll have to beg to differ. I cant stand it. Especially the cringeworthy waving of arms to the left and right..

Give me the old traditional songs anyday.

IF I DIE ON THE KIPPAX STREET ..


now thats a proper song.

 

[fredthered]

I thought for a minute you might actually be a yank masquerading as a manc

Its not where you're from its where you're at....

 

[CR#7]

Sorry we'll have to beg to differ. I cant stand it. Especially the cringeworthy waving of arms to the left and right..

Give me the old traditional songs anyday.

IF I DIE ON THE KIPPAX STREET ..


now thats a proper song.

yup to each his own mate

 

[MancBoi]

fredthered we speak in volumes mate was just about to post the kippax one


if my bones do not mend wooooah take me back to stretford end wooooaaah

 

[MancBoi]

jose wherever you maybe be park ji sung has ate your dog for tea
you won feck all your dog is dead
why not get a cat instead

heard that weeks ago thought it was class

 

[Diver]

You are solsjkaer my ole solsjkaer
You make me happy when skies are gray
We could of got shearer
But he was dearer
Please don't take my solsjkaer away

is a gooden'

 

[fredthered]

Songs I love to hear in full flow

You are my Solskjaer

Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby

In seventy six....

We'll keep the red flag flying high

Cheer up Alan Shearer.. ( OK I know its not about United, but still class )

Oh when the reds ( sung properly, slowly and building up )

My old Man said be a City fan...

Georgie Best world

Six foot two, eyes of blue, Big Jim Holtons after you...

She wore a scarlet ribbon in the merry month of may...

It was 1977 in the merry month of May

 

[fredthered]

fredthered we speak in volumes mate was just about to post the kippax one


if my bones do not mend wooooah take me back to stretford end wooooaaah

Kick em all, kick em all
Come on all you reds kick em all
If you see any blueshit then fecking well boot it
Come on all you reds kick em all



Tiptoe, through the Kippax,
With a pickaxe and a sawn off shotgun
Tiptoe through the Kippax with me.

 

[MancBoi]

theres a Phil Thompson one i heard once it was when he was in the reporters box and all i could here behind him was

sit down pinnoccho
sit down pinnoccho
sit down pinnoccho

and also there was a bit of

get those fecking nostrils off the pitch
get those fecking nostrils off the pitch
get those fecking nostrils off the pitch

you have to laugh at the twat

 

[fredthered]

theres a Phil Thompson one i heard once it was when he was in the reporters box and all i could here behind me was

sit down pinnoccho
sit down pinnoccho
sit down pinnoccho

and also there was a bit of

get those fecking nostrils off the pitch
get those fecking nostrils off the pitch
get those fecking nostrils off the pitch

you have to laugh at the twat

The best one I ever saw with Phil Thompson was actually at a Wolves v Dippers game, and Thompson stood by the touchline, suddenly the whole of the Stan Cullis end stood up and started singing

"BIG NOSE.. You've got a fecking big nose
You've got a fecking big nose,
a truly fecking big nose"

I nearly pissed my pants...

 

[MancBoi]

oh Manchester (oh Manchester)
is wonderful (is wonderful)
oh Manchester is wonderful
its full of tits fanny and United oh Manchester is wonderful.

Am always sing that one in Manchester.

 

[fredthered]

oh Manchester (oh Manchester)
is wonderful (is wonderful)
oh Manchester is wonderful
its full of tits fanny and United oh Manchester is wonderful.

Am always sing that one in Manchester.

Trouble is with that one, it starts out loud enough and by the time it gets to "and Elland Road is full of sheep" everyones given up....

 

[MancBoi]

Trouble is with that one, it starts out loud enough and by the time it gets to "and Elland Road is full of sheep" everyones given up....

very true sometimes it never even reaches Mersyside is full of shit, I keep it going along with brain kidd is still a Manc all the way to the council house is never full.

 

[mkecane]

Twelve Days of Cantona

 

[fredthered]

Twelve Days of Cantona

Dont know the words..

 

[ALX8725]

There's Only One Ronaldo! There's Only One Ronaldo!

 

[redmanc]

Sit down you paed....

Shame it only comes twice a season

 

[Jacob]

Why do you spell "favorite" without a "u" in it? Just wondering...

It's spelled favorite in the US, and favourite in he UK?

 

[kinkster]

red flag flying high - awsome

Im also not a huge fan of ron n roo's songs they need working on for the new season if u ask me.

 

[Diver]

i like the ronaldo one

HE PLAYS ON THE LEFT
HE PLAYS ON THE RIGHT
CRISTIANO RONALDO
MAKES ENGLAND LOOK SHITE!

i like it more so *** it royally pisses off my chelsea friend i sign it and he getsy annoyed saying shit like "no he doesn't". winding up a chelsea fan it always a good thing.