First Stam, then Bex. Who's next?

[Piersifal]

Hey, Suedesi, you are quite right!
Man of the Month: Moggi

(As.shole of the year, this CremboMan up here! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> )

BREAKING NEWS: a famous german beer decided to retire all bottles previously sent to UK, due to the recent disappearing of a famous player from manchescu.m utd.
Budweiser, on the other hand, is very happy!

 

[zXe]

Originally posted by Piersifal:
<strong>Hey, Suedesi, you are quite right!
Man of the Month: Moggi

(As.shole of the year, this CremboMan up here! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> )

BREAKING NEWS: a famous german beer decided to retire all bottles previously sent to UK, due to the recent disappearing of a famous player from manchescu.m utd.
Budweiser, on the other hand, is very happy! </strong><hr></blockquote>

Is this an attempt at a wind-up?
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[penfold52]

Originally posted by zXe:
<strong>

Is this an attempt at a wind-up?
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

It,s got to be .
My monies on , he s a bindipper.
About as Italian as an ASDA pizza.

Why would an Italian hate United so much ???

 

[dicko]

Originally posted by Piersifal:
<strong>Don't be sad, ruddy. Life goes on. The sun also rises. Your defense is shite. <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Last year we had the best defensive record in England. Our back four is young and will get better.

On the subject of Beckham: He is a very good player but Fergie didn't start him in our two most important games (Real at home, Arsenal away). The price we got was good value for a bench player.

As for the circus, I think most of us would have PAID 25 million to get rid of it. We now have players who will concentrate on football rather than media opportunities.

 

[VanNistelrater]

Originally posted by Piersifal:
<strong>Don't be sad, ruddy. Life goes on. The sun also rises. Your defense is shite. <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

We have the best defensive record in england and we are the best side in england.

meanwhile you are not even the 3rd best side in italy.

<img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

 

[Piersifal]

The best defensive record in England?
As if "defense" was a word included in the British dictionary!
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

You are such a laugh. Almost like a pass from Rio to Bart Simpson barthez!!!

 

[VanNistelrater]

Piersfal, how do you feel about us being Premiership Champions?

How do you also feel about the fact that the team that secrewed everyone else over in Seria A last year, Juventus, got fecked by us home and away. 3-0 in Turin, ring any bells


<img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

 

[Wibble]

Originally posted by Piersifal:
<strong>I am afraid you're not able to read financial newspapers, since you seem unaware of Lazio's new management and last week's capital increase, worth 110 million euros</strong><hr></blockquote>

Does that you can finally pay us? About fecking time. Might even allow you to keep Stam from walking out due to upaid wages. Lucky you.

 

[becks_rules]

guys u heard? stam rejected a move to arsenal. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[Piersifal]

VanNistewhatever,
in fact I have problems to fall asleep at night, I keep having this visions of man ure players on the pitch, totally slaughtered by a squad wearing beautiful white and skyblue jerseys. No, they weren't feeding the Goat, it was in Montecarlo, remember? Indeed, a horrible scene to watch! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[Amir]

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

Van der Gouw, G. Neville, Stam (Curtis 57), Beckham (Jordi Cruijff 58), Cole
(Greening 78), Sheringham, P. Neville, Roy Keane, Scholes, Solskjær, Berg


The substitutions rather tell the story of how United treated this particular game.

 

[Piersifal]

Yeah, sure. The famous british pride. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[Amir]

Originally posted by Piersifal:
<strong>Yeah, sure. The famous british pride. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

I know, truth hurts. Lazio were not enough of a rival to be taken seriously.

 

[Gazza]

Originally posted by Amir:
<strong> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

Van der Gouw, G. Neville, Stam (Curtis 57), Beckham (Jordi Cruijff 58), Cole
(Greening 78), Sheringham, P. Neville, Roy Keane, Scholes, Solskjær, Berg


The substitutions rather tell the story of how United treated this particular game.</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> Great post.

 

[caphillips999]

Originally posted by Piersifal:
<strong>Yeah, sure. The famous british pride. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Oi feck features is this answer anyway linked to the thread title 'First Stam, Then Bex. Who's next' ?

Is it bollox you muppet!

 

[Piersifal]

muppet? I guess you must search among your peers in here: lots of them.

So, is Ruud really worried? Guess so. He already complained about poor Bex being stolen by Mighty Real! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[An Extremely Boring Man]

Piers, come back when your club is a significant Italian club, nevermind a significant European one...

 

[Dans]

Credit where credit is due. At least the King of The Lazio Spunk Monkeys, Piersifal, has got over his sensitivity problem and is at least trying to engage in a bit of banter and piss taking. He's just not very good at it though is he? He may learn given a lot of time. Until then he remains a wankstain supreme.

 

[Piersifal]

Dans my dear, instead of writing boring lines, why don't you give AnExtrrrrrrrrrrremelyboringwanker the link to the UEFA rankings: he might finally learning something.
Plus, I can always translate for him the History of Football in Italy, starting from the first pages, describing what happened the 9 January 1900.
<img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

 

[NWR]

Originally posted by Piersifal:
<strong>Dans my dear, instead of writing boring lines, why don't you give AnExtrrrrrrrrrrremelyboringwanker the link to the UEFA rankings: he might finally learning something.
Plus, I can always translate for him the History of Football in Italy, starting from the first pages, describing what happened the 9 January 1900.
<img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

I can see why your here. You want to talk to British football fans, you think of United or Liverpool, LoL maybe even Arsenal.
If we want to talk to Italian fans we think of Juve or AC Milan, hey maybe even inter.

<img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

 

[Dominant]

Originally posted by NWR:
<strong>

I can see why your here. You want to talk to British football fans, you think of United or Liverpool, LoL maybe even Arsenal.
If we want to talk to Italian fans we think of Juve or AC Milan, hey maybe even inter.

<img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

yeah, you're right. who's Lazio?

Just some italian club on the brink of bankruptcy. I supposed we would never get our money back, taught us never to deal with thieving romans back in italy.

Here's hoping we would meet them in the CL next season, and show our resident thieving roman, Pfersial(or whatever feck name) that we can beat them silly even without STAM or BECKS. that's providing they don't get done by some Polish or Hungarian club in the qualifying.

Btw, you roman cnut, it's Becks NOT Bex.

 

[Piersifal]

Now this last two wankers are a helluva laugh! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[NWR]

Originally posted by Piersifal:
<strong>Now this last two wankers are a helluva laugh! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

What was it you said about having no answer and getting personal???

BTW why do they call you wankstain???

 

[Piersifal]

It's related to the results of my sexual intercourses with your girlfriend.

 

[caphillips999]

Originally posted by Piersifal:
<strong>It's related to the results of my sexual intercourses with your girlfriend. </strong><hr></blockquote>

How many reverse gears are on your Tanks greasy wop boy.

In WW2 didnt your pissy fascist country have the fastest tanks (in reverse)

Dont you practice the italian thoery that men are for loving and women are for babies.

And you are a wankstain !

 

[Piersifal]

He he he, I see that maaany are getting nervous again...
Hey dr. Wanker caPhilips from Eindhoven, history liars don't go to heaven. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[caphillips999]

Originally posted by Piersifal:
<strong>He he he, I see that maaany are getting nervous again...
Hey dr. Wanker caPhilips from Eindhoven, history liars don't go to heaven. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Niether do facsist dictators or thier followers - spunk rat !

 

[crna guja]

Well I must saz that SS Lazio is big club,but not enough big for Veron,Nedved,Crespo,Nesta...

 

[Plechazunga]

Can anyone fill me in on Dans, Piersifal and the 'Spunk Monkey' incident?

 

[Piersifal]

Originally posted by crna guja:
<strong>Well I must saz that SS Lazio is big club,but not enough big for Veron,Nedved,Crespo,Nesta...</strong><hr></blockquote>

Ha ha ha, well, considering the fact that with those players we won loads of trophies from 1998 to 2001, I'd say yes, we're big enough!

 

[Piersifal]

Originally posted by caphillips999:
<strong>

Niether do facsist dictators or thier followers - spunk rat !</strong><hr></blockquote>

That means your father's behaviour in your family is in trouble, my dear... <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[Piersifal]

Originally posted by Plechazunga:
<strong>Can anyone fill me in on Dans, Piersifal and the 'Spunk Monkey' incident?</strong><hr></blockquote>

No big deal, after all: I misunderstood the meaning of "spunk monkey", and got irate on that. Plus, Dans is a moron, so the outcome was a real bomb! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[Piersifal]

Originally posted by Plechazunga:
<strong>Can anyone fill me in on Dans, Piersifal and the 'Spunk Monkey' incident?</strong><hr></blockquote>

No big deal, after all: I misunderstood the meaning of "spunk monkey", and got irate on that. Plus, Dans is a moron, so the outcome was a real bomb! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[VA VA VOOM]

VERON set to hold talks with chelsea this week according to nearly all the newspapers?

 

[Piersifal]

Well, the great Seba can easily go now, since you signed Ronaldinho... <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

So, what's going on at man ure? Is it lack of money or a totally inadequate management? <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

 

[Piersifal]

What did I tell ya?
Anyway, welcome back to the Thread of the Summer!

Hey, man ure sad lads, I have a cousin, he's fifteen but he has a talent for footie like no one else in his class: you want me to ask him how much does he want to move to Old Trafford? C'mon, it's a deal! You won't want to see your midfield sparked by the illuminating assists of talents like Keane, Djemba Djemba, John Doe, etc...

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> @ your management!

I'm off to join some Chelsea forums, now that a former Lazio player is not playing for you anymore. Surely, in Swinging London they know where sheer talent is, not in Singapore or Taiwan, famous surroundings of Manchester. <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

But I'll be back, from time to time, to laugh at you. Easy task, I must say...

Cheers, bandwagon fans!

 

[laura]

Originally posted by Piersifal:
<strong>What did I tell ya?
Anyway, welcome back to the Thread of the Summer!

Hey, man ure sad lads, I have a cousin, he's fifteen but he has a talent for footie like no one else in his class: you want me to ask him how much does he want to move to Old Trafford? C'mon, it's a deal! You won't want to see your midfield sparked by the illuminating assists of talents like Keane, Djemba Djemba, John Doe, etc...

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> @ your management!

I'm off to join some Chelsea forums, now that a former Lazio player is not playing for you anymore. Surely, in Swinging London they know where sheer talent is, not in Singapore or Taiwan, famous surroundings of Manchester. <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />

But I'll be back, from time to time, to laugh at you. Easy task, I must say...

Cheers, bandwagon fans! </strong><hr></blockquote>


your poxy cheapy talentless team is much more worth laughing at and taking the piss of. <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />


I`m <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> at your management <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" /> We want our money back!Nazio sucks!

And we don`t give a rat`s ass how shitty your cousin is.

So you can feck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wibble]

Am I the only one who can see unintended irony and hypocracy in a post by a Lazio fan criticising another team for bad management? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[reelworld]

no you're not.. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />

 

[Piersifal]

I won't reply to Laura, since I am a gentleman.

But to Wibble and co.: are you so dumb? The irony is by my side, considering what you wrote about my management last season. Now it's payback time, assholes! HA HA HA!


ps: by the way, before you keep writing old stuff, lazio's management is totally new, now. <img src="graemlins/smirk.gif" border="0" alt="[Smirk]" />