Football is dead, let's invent a new sport

[horsechoker]

The sport of football will pass away this year when Manchester City win the treble.

So let's invent a new sport and not make the mistakes football did

Let's start with the objective

Score more points that your opponents

Rules

No bald people
No Norwegians

Let's add more and create the bestest sport the world has ever seen

 

[No Love]

No bald people
No Norwegians

Let’s bring Stale Solbakken to a car boot sale and try to get a few quid for him then.

 

[horsechoker]

Let’s bring Stale Solbakken to a car boot sale and try to get a few quid for him then.

Won't get much stale solbakken, need to sell fresh solbakken