Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

Frenkie to United?


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Mr Pigeon

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@Raees you need to post a video about how slow De Jong is and when he DMs back to call you a cocknose you can persuade him to join United.
 

JPRouve

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You guys do realize that if Joan reads the caf, we are never going to get De Jong? :lol:
 

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Any info coming out of Barcelona it is heavily agenda driven... horseshit.
 

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You guys do realize that if Joan reads the caf, we are never going to get De Jong? :lol:
Actually I've just realised that we've been in contact with Jordi Cruyff at some point. @DavidG / @Arbitrium wrote to him on caf's behalf and got a reply. Maybe we need to rescind his ban and finally get some inside info?
 

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Actually I've just realised that we've been in contact with Jordi Cruyff at some point. @DavidG / @Arbitrium wrote to him on caf's behalf and got a reply. Maybe we need to rescind his ban and finally get some inside info?
Surely one of the dutch can do something like that? He is a former beloved player too.

@Kevin the caf needs you.
 

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All these contradictory reports are the exact reason we keep our clocks well and truly out.
 

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Can someone update me on muppet policy. Barca can't register any of their players so FdJ is gonna be going somewhere imminently, no? Why are we suddenly so pessimistic?
 

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Can someone update me on muppet policy. Barca can't register any of their players so FdJ is gonna be going somewhere imminently, no? Why are we suddenly so pessimistic?
Because he allegedly thinks that Manchester is nasty and that while he is going nowhere, he could only be dragged to the London area.
 

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Can someone update me on muppet policy. Barca can't register any of their players so FdJ is gonna be going somewhere imminently, no? Why are we suddenly so pessimistic?
Going somewhere and coming here are not the same thing.
 

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Can someone update me on muppet policy. Barca can't register any of their players so FdJ is gonna be going somewhere imminently, no? Why are we suddenly so pessimistic?
We have been invaded by doomers and naysayers and are currently under occupation. The liberation of the FDJ muppets will come tomorrow when he is announced shortly before kick off. :drool:
 

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Because he allegedly thinks that Manchester is nasty and that while he is going nowhere, he could only be dragged to the London area.
Ah right. Thanks. So much for the ETH connection.
 
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