Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

[OverratedOpinion]

Unsure how reliable this is, but if it is anything close to accurate, it's staggering: https://www.capology.com/club/barcelona/salaries/

No chance that is accurate.

Pique has posted bank statements showing he earns around 75k a week.

 

[Shakesy]

How can you see that? Im trying to find the post count.

Top, three dots, Who replied

 

[Plant0x84]

Its a very strange trip, all things considered.
I didn't see pics of Memphis departing, But Frenkie & his GF didn't look at all happy to be making the trip, not what you'd expect from a young happy couple going on a short break holiday.
I haven't seen any updates to say that they have returned home, so are they still in England..?

He was videod arriving back in Barca looking pissed off yesterday afternoon. It’s a few pages back.

 

[AlexUTD]

So where does this rank in the muppeting hall of fame for transfers that eventually didn't happen?

Off the top of my head, Vidal and Thiago were pretty epic.

Alexis Sanchez and Chilevision was pretty fun and long it felt like.

 

[Counterfactual]

How can you see that? Im trying to find the post count.

The total post count is listed to the far right of each post, for me.

 

[julianfr]

The title of this thread should be appended with "... until the January transfer window"

True muppets never fully depart the train. They simply get stowed away along with it.

 

[OverratedOpinion]

The total post count is listed to the far right of each post, for me.

Over 60% @Brownie85 's posts on redcafe have been in this thread. That is dedication!

 

[Teja]

We go again next year!

 

[AlexUTD]

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Thanks mate!

Whoa im nowhere near the muppet gods in this thread, but on a positive note i beat Mr Pigeon!

 

[AlexUTD]

We go again next year!

See you in January mate

 

[Counterfactual]

Over 60% @Brownie85 's posts on redcafe have been in this thread. That is dedication!

Indeed. He's in the last carriage, busy polishing his award.

 

[AlexUTD]

The total post count is listed to the far right of each post, for me.

Thanks mate

 

[sglowrider]

I will draft an appeal letter to UEFA -- asking them to extend the transfer window deadline so that we can get Frenkie to United in the next 48hrs.

 

[AlexUTD]

I will draft a letter appealing to UEFA -- asking them to extend the transfer window deadline so that we can get Frenkie to United in the next 48hrs.

"heartfelt appeal"

 

[Plant0x84]

The title of this thread should be appended with "... until the January transfer window"

True muppets never fully depart the train. They simply get stowed away along with it.

I think just this once we should all pile into the Jim Ratcliffe thread and use our muppeting power for good for a change!

 

[sglowrider]

"heartfelt appeal"

The bastards have rigged the system against us. They know that if we get Frenkie, we will win the CL this season. The bastards are so pro-Madrid is unreal.

 

[Counterfactual]

Leicester have signed someone! We need to pull our fingers out and announce Frenkie! Their buzz can't be bigger than ours tonight!

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[Brownie85]

How can you see that? Im trying to find the post count.

At the top, where it says ignore thread etc, there is three dots, click that and click who replied

 

[James35]

Leicester have signed someone! We need to pull our fingers out and announce Frenkie! Their buzz can't be bigger than ours tonight!

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Doc Brown in-front of the clock tower?

 

[westmeath]

I will draft an appeal letter to UEFA -- asking them to extend the transfer window deadline so that we can get Frenkie to United in the next 48hrs.

That’s the last thing my productivity levels need, another two days of this and I’ll definitely be fired

 

[rimaldo]

Leicester have signed someone! We need to pull our fingers out and announce Frenkie! Their buzz can't be bigger than ours tonight!

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from the silhouette, it could be my nan.

 

[AlexUTD]

The bastards have rigged the system against us. They know that if we get Frenkie, we will win the CL this season. The bastards are so pro-Madrid is unreal.

They know that we will win EVERYTHING if we get Frenkie now and are afraid that we will be too good, of course the world is against us mate!!

 

[Brownie85]

Indeed. He's in the last carriage, busy polishing his award.

Haha I'm gonna miss this thread

 

[sglowrider]

That’s the last thing my productivity levels need, another two days of this and I’ll definitely be fired

Its called taking one for the team!

 

[AlexUTD]

At the top, where it says ignore thread etc, there is three dots, click that and click who replied

Thanks mate,why am i not surprised that the king of the thread knows where the count is?

 

[sglowrider]

They know that we will win EVERYTHING if we get Frenkie now and are afraid that we will be too good, of course the world is against us mate!!

Jealous cnuts.

 

[redflash]

Is he back in Barcelona now?

 

[sglowrider]

from the silhouette, it could be my nan.

Could you PM me her contact details?

 

[Counterfactual]

Doc Brown in-front of the clock tower?

Good shout!

 

[tenpoless]

Leicester have signed someone! We need to pull our fingers out and announce Frenkie! Their buzz can't be bigger than ours tonight!

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Its David Luiz.

 

[Ikon]

He was videod arriving back in Barca looking pissed off yesterday afternoon. It’s a few pages back.

Ahh so I guess that's game over then, I can't imagine anything positive to happen now.

 

[Laurencio]

I will draft an appeal letter to UEFA -- asking them to extend the transfer window deadline so that we can get Frenkie to United in the next 48hrs.

We'll call it the Frenkie Friday extension

 

[Plant0x84]

from the silhouette, it could be my nan.

 

[Ikon]

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Ken Dodd comes to mind..!!

 

[antohan]

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Bernardo showing Cristiano how it's done

 

[Pexbo]

Leicester have signed someone! We need to pull our fingers out and announce Frenkie! Their buzz can't be bigger than ours tonight!

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Yeah but they need to score 5 more goals to unlock him.

 

[Plant0x84]

Its David Luiz.

Good god, are they that desperate?!

 

[Brownie85]

Is he back in Barcelona now?

He arrived back yesterday I think it was, or Tuesday, i can't quite remember

 

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Leicester have signed someone! We need to pull our fingers out and announce Frenkie! Their buzz can't be bigger than ours tonight!

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It's...

Spoiler

Jimmy Bullard

 

[Counterfactual]

It's OK, Leicester killed their own buzz... it's not Rimaldo's nan.

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