Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap

[SoCross]

So what's happening lads? I was last on the 500th page, any update?

 

[Shakesy]

Definitely it is NOT on purpose.

 

[stoinz]

Putting myself in his shoes on matter of finances....Am I correct to understand that either:

1) He signs for United and lose on deferred wages as this is a result of negligence on his legal team side. With united I assume we won't be paying him more than 300-350K a week gross?
2) or he stays with Barcelona and take a pay cut but still makes 400K euros gross and signs a new contract (given 20m figure floating around)...and pretty much forget about the deferred wages

So given he will earn the same with either club, its a personal and professional decision...

Live the amazing life style Barcelona has to offer or enjoy that life style but play as a CB or a second choice in midfield?

Guess it depends with the situation of those deferred wages. So if he agrees to a new contract on reduced wages but in return Barca agrees to pay him for those deferred wages. If the net income might end up being close to what we are offering he might just do it.

 

[Sparky Rhiwabon]

RISE MUPPETS

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A reminder of where we were in the dark old days of page 500

 

[DickDastardly]

Should be a butt of war between Xavi and ETH.

Whoever wins gets Frenkie.

Erik looks like a domina.

Could picture him all dressed up in leather walking Xavi by the collar pulling his plug.

Walks him to Barca's dressing room.......... "Xavi, bring out the gimp"

Light shines on Frenkie as he walks out all wrapped up and gagged ready for a trip to Manchester.

 

[Shakesy]

A reminder of where we were in the dark old days of page 500

Look how far we've come since then

 

[Isotope]

Just so everyone’s aware, my sources have told me that as soon as this thread hits 1000 United will release a video on social media that starts with the number 1000. The zeroes will begin to fade until just the 1 is left, at which point it will turn into a giant lever. The lever will then morph into a middle finger, and as the camera zooms out Frenkie will be shown flipping off Laporta. The words “Stick that in your shitters, you bunch of cnuts” will splash across the screen and Xavi is shown in the background being dunked into a vat of acid.

so much detail, so much possibilities

 

[Brownie85]

999 we're nearly there

 

[GaryLifo]

Nearly there... 999... keep going folks

 

[Isotope]

Stuck on you
I've got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can't lose
Guess you're on your way

Needed a DM
And the way I feel now I guess I'll be with you 'til the end
Guess you're on your way
Mighty sad if you stay

 

[GaryLifo]

I want to be on page 1000... I shall be upset if I don't make it

 

[izak]

Over 1k pages and we still haven't signed him yet

 

[Berbasbullet]

JUST BOOT HIM OUT ALREADY BARCA

 

[fps]

Today's the day!

That our thread gets to 1000 pages!

 

[Shakesy]

Stuck on you
I've got this feeling down deep in my soul that I just can't lose
Guess you're on your way

Needed a DM
And the way I feel now I guess I'll be with you 'til the end
Guess you're on your way
Mighty sad if you stay

You're tapping your muse dry

 

[DickDastardly]

This is edging closer.....

My plug is eager to pop.

 

[Cypriot]

By god we're gonna do it!

The 1000 pages that is, not sign Frenkie.

 

[GaryLifo]

We should walk away... but then run frantically back if there's even a vague hint of a breakthrough

 

[worldinmotion66]

There needs to be a fifth option in the poll: Who cares, he'll lose his place to Garner anyway.

 

[golden_blunder]

The train to muppetdom

relax, don’t do it (ring the bell)
If you wanna get to it
Relax, don’t do it
If you wanna come

 

[DickDastardly]

By god we're gonna do it!

The 1000 pages that is, not sign Frenkie.

Who's Frenkie?

 

[OmarUnited4ever]

999 pages!!

almost there fellas, keep it going

 

[Shakesy]

I don't know if this has been asked, but is anyone getting Di Maria vibes?

 

[Darkpulse]

Come on come on come on

 

[Anustart89]

 

[christinaa]

Give him a pay cut and he'll join!!

 

[golden_blunder]

There needs to be a fifth option in the poll: Who cares, he'll lose his place to Garner anyway.

Then we can always put as a reserve CB, behind superstar Lindelof

 

[Brownie85]

I don't know if this has been asked, but is anyone getting Di Maria vibes?

Not seen that asked yet, but not really

 

[DickDastardly]

Where is @Berbaclass

It's about to hit the K page.

Ring him up. It's his doing.

 

[GaryLifo]

Are we there yet?

 

[James35]

Come on Frenkie, do something!

Let the muppets finally flood the caf in a tsunami of orgasms…or tears. Pick one you cnut!

 

[Nytram Shakes]

I guess we may as well stay the course and see if De Jong/Barca get to a position where De Jong wants to come to us. It doesn't seem like we have any plan B and I don't want us just throwing money at the wall to get anyone who is available in last minute.
So i guess just sit tight and see if anything changes, but doesn't look very likely at the moment.

 

[GaryLifo]

How about now?

 

[Isotope]

You're tapping your muse dry

it's always the thought that count, man.

 

[Andy_Cole]

1000!

 

[Eplel]

He's not coming.

 

[Troozi]

Fantastic work everyone!

 

[Darkpulse]

1000?

 

[GaryLifo]

Surely now?

 

[matys]

This thread has 1500 pages potential