You gave me an idea. If Ronaldo stays as a punishment for his nonsense, matchgoers should find and use the most ridiculous celebration possible.along with the worst "Siuuuuuuu!" Sound every time he celebrates.
"HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Frenkie de Jong | The last muppeting lap
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His girlfriend hasn’t posted in a few days. Clearly unhappy about moving from Barcelona, It’s on lads!
2 fish, 1 cup.Since the FDJ saga is pretty dry with Romero having HUGE NEWS, let's discuss the lifespan of a goldfish, shall we?
If you thought this thread wasn't educational...
Add aqua.
#FreeFrenkie on Friday.
Maybe his Mum & Dad keep replacing it with a similar one every time ‘it’ passes away?
Every time he scores @horsechoker runs onto the pitch and kicks him in the shin? Or offers him an extra large condom...
Surely that's bullying?
You'd think that he would've questioned it during the three weeks when there was just a piece of cardboard floating in the tank with the word "fish" written on it but somehow...
What's occurring? THINGS!
Definitely Iol high five!
Real muppets never gives up. This is jost another sidestory in this transfer. This will get done.
Only 28 more days to go.
Goldbridge to run on and chest bump him.
No that's ridiculous. Goldbridge doesn't go to matches.
It's gone oooooh so quiet.... calm before the storm maybe?
Yes. Just like Twitter.
I'd almost go so far as to say this is a good academic source of peer reviewed reliable information
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Sport and The Times said Dursun was meeting Barcelona today.
Oh god, i hope they've both got a quite a few hours... Laporta is feeling extra hungry today
He has been talking about Alonso’s agents in the building today.
Yes. Just endless of the same shit.
Either going to be de Jong or Silva... gotta love how he's blue balling everyone though
Laporta having dinner. There’s a surprise!
Discussions are happening. About exactly what is anyone's guess.
Laporta eating in distinct events and not in a continuous state is indeed a surprise
As much of a bad time I had in Barcelona, the food was good.
Why would it be big news if he is meeting with FDJs agent? It has to be someone’s agent they are trying to sign.
Oh dear god... this is going to be mental.
If Barca have rumbled Chelsea again, i can see them truly losing it haha
If it's a dinner than it's a friendly rendezvous. This means that FDJ accepted to lower his salary. To the Neves here we go.
Horrible Spanish cannibals. The blood/plot thickens
Oh great so it's news about that fullback. Who flipping cares. Although: Wasn't the word that Barca can only register the players they already signed with the third lever? So signing that guy would mean they need to sell?
Dunno but Romero has been battering on about operation outgoings all day on twitter.
Think that was just an interpretation by us
The one thing I'll say is I've felt we needed 2 CM, granted Eriksen maybe one in ETH view, but would have preferred another proper CM and FDJ, to go with Fred and Eriksen making McT 5th choice CM.
If we get him, at least we can have our Macaulay Culkin of the window and compete with Haaland for the most punchable face in the league...
Glad I'm not the only one with this view
Are ETH and FDJ even close? Something tells me they ain't.
This situation is so weird. One must convince ETH to look for alternative options by now, we can't go into new season with McFred. Or at least, sign an attacker and RB if we can't get a DM.
This situation is so weird. One must convince ETH to look for alternative options by now, we can't go into new season with McFred. Or at least, sign an attacker and RB if we can't get a DM.
Macaulay Culkin is just a little kid. What's wrong with you?
I hope we told him to get his ass over there to get this done.
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