Ajr
Probably no longer under surveillance
Has anyone else slid into the goalposts between their legs and now cant have kids?
If so you will agree with me, they should be softer.
If so you will agree with me, they should be softer.
No business plan and if this is all the detail you have for me on materials, I'm sorry *dramatic pause* but I'm out.They should be made out of a synthetic material. Coincidentally my factory happens to make that material, FIFA should sign an exclusive contract with me
Fair enough that you could just project them with strong light and they’d be very well visible for the players and audience but what if the ball touches the laserThey should remove goals entirely
If the ball or anyone touch the laser they explode. We either go full batshit into techy football or not.Fair enough that you could just project them with strong light and they’d be very well visible for the players and audience but what if the ball touches the laser
But then we would debate if it's in or not. They should be made out of puppies.With the advances in technology, they should just be holograms.
This is what I was thinking when reading the title. Imagine the drama of being through on goal, the ball being smashed against the crossbar, ricocheting back into the other half and starting a counter.Or maybe some kind of elastic to catapult the offending player back from whence they came at high velocity
Exactly, make them super elastic so that the ball can get cannoned off. Imagine hitting a shot so hard, it hits the post and stretches back and then gets launched up field. Could make the game a lot more exciting.Unless the rubber is hilariously elastic you're only really decrease the pain by 5%
Indeed. And to prevent time-wasting from the team who is winning, the teams must not know if it was a goal or not. While there, the fans should not know it, in order to raise the suspense.It should be made of invisible lasers, then we can just leave VAR to work out if it’s goal or not.
The ball would have to be made of a strong light projection as well so it can be simulated bouncing off the not-real goal posts.Fair enough that you could just project them with strong light and they’d be very well visible for the players and audience but what if the ball touches the laser
Has anyone else slid into the goalposts between their legs and now cant have kids?
If so you will agree with me, they should be softer.
Ball can also be a laser projection.Fair enough that you could just project them with strong light and they’d be very well visible for the players and audience but what if the ball touches the laser
And you get bonus points for hitting the woodwork with a ball (especially those top corners).Or maybe some kind of elastic to catapult the offending player back from whence they came at high velocity
Ball can also be a laser projection.
Ambitious but I like that.The ball would have to be made of a strong light projection as well so it can be simulated bouncing off the not-real goal posts.
As long as the testing takes place in MerseysideIf the ball or anyone touch the laser they explode. We either go full batshit into techy football or not.
You probably want them made out of pickles you slutNo business plan and if this is all the detail you have for me on materials, I'm sorry *dramatic pause* but I'm out.
Is it the same synthetic material that makes the giant dildo your username pays homage to? Is that what your factory does?They should be made out of a synthetic material. Coincidentally my factory happens to make that material, FIFA should sign an exclusive contract with me
We also make glue!Is it the same synthetic material that makes the giant dildo your username pays homage to? Is that what your factory does?
I just got chills. Say it again honey.You probably want them made out of pickles you slut
Make the goals like american football posts no need for goalies anymore.Footballs should be made of foam