He's not going anywhere! Manchester United announce ETH contract extension (2027)

[Ahmer Baig]

I’m off to the hospital now to tell her.

I read that as "I’m off to the hospital now to sell her."

 

[Steve Bruce]

April fools gags are for proper whoppers.

It's not something I partake in, but I see nothing wrong in people having some innocent fun.

As a kid I enjoyed pranking my parents