He's not going anywhere! Manchester United announce ETH contract extension (2027)

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Pintu

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Manchester United is thrilled to announce that Erik ten Hag (ETH) has agreed to extend his contract until 2027. Since joining, ETH has revitalized the club’s playing style, leading to significant achievements on the field. His commitment to developing young talent and his tactical acumen have been pivotal in the club’s recent successes. Both the club and ETH are excited about the future, aiming to build on the strong foundation laid in the past years and continue their pursuit of domestic and European glory.



https://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/manchester-united-announce-erik-ten-hag-contract-extension/

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Oh thank goodness! My wife has been very sick lately and we’ve struggled to make both healthcare and mortgage payments. I’ve spent the last 6 months trying to hide the fact I gambled our last large sum on Ten Hag keeping the United job(I know it seems like a very stupid and risky decision but we are truly desperate).

Still I knew this day would come if I just showed a little faith! For this to happen on Easter Monday might mean someone higher up is looking out for us! Hahaha!

I’m off to the hospital now to tell her. She is going to be so happy! Thank you for posting such great news! Best thing to happen in years! God bless!
 

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Isn't there an immediate ban in place for something like this?

Didn't fall for this btw.
 

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Isn't it possible to have OP executed for this?

Didn't fall for this btw.
 

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Isn't it policy to have the OP fired directly into the sun for this?

Didn't fall for this btw.
 

JPRouve

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I have been having this debate with my seven year old. April fools ends at 12pm and I'm not having it any other way.

Not speaking to her now, that will show her.
Your daughter is brilliant. She turned her dad into a full day's fool.
 

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I have been having this debate with my seven year old. April fools ends at 12pm and I'm not having it any other way.

Not speaking to her now, that will show her.
I think it's not a rule for Americans so I think with Internet culture, that has spread everywhere.
 

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Isn't it policy to have the OP sent to the grinder, before firing the remains directly into the sun with a cannon and finally shooting down the airborne remains with a surface to air missile?

Didn't fall for this btw.
 

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Your daughter is brilliant. She turned her dad into a full day's fool.
Right, that's you added to the list of people I am raging at today. This could be an April's fool joke, but with all the confusion we will never know.
 

JPRouve

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Right, that's you added to the list of people I am raging at today. This could be an April's fool joke, but with all the confusion we will never know.
:D
 

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Right, that's you added to the list of people I am raging at today. This could be an April's fool joke, but with all the confusion we will never know.
But I thought it can't be an April fools joke because it's after midday?
 

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Picture does it for me, he's in a press conference looking down with a blurry picture.

If a little more effort was put in there would be a lot of angry people on the caf right now
 

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Almost gave me a heart attack.
Considering only a few added comments in this thread, I would imagine many have already been sent to hospital due to heart attack after reading the title.
 

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I never heard about all this April fools day ends at 12pm? Why is it called fools day if it ends at 12pm? Shouldnt it be called april fools 12 hours then?
 
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