How bad was Titus Bramble?

[GlasgowCeltic]

Tight arse shamble was his nickname down at the precinct.

Nickname seemed to alternate between Shitus Bramble and Titus Shambles

 

[Pascal Quiff]

I remember playing theft and dubbery as a kid

I do beg your pardon, but I have no idea what you are talking about

 

[No Love]

Many moons ago, there was a YouTube compilation of his mistakes entitled, Titus Bramble: Defender from Hell.

 

[Melbourne Red]

He was good on the ball from memory, and was considered a notable talent when he was at Ipswich. I remember him being touted as a big club signing on this forum.

But most significantly, he was good enough to shag Cheryl Tweedy which is a bit like winning the Ballon D'or.