Firstly, you can’t categorically say that all these things aren’t because Arteta and his ideas went out the door last year as well. He could have easily helped Pep for the better. Also, according to Pep, Arteta was a brilliant motivator for the players. Phelan can be the cone man who pops balloons in his shorts, but McKenna and Carrick, placid as they are, wouldn’t be able to motivate their way out of a paper bag.
Seriously, what do they do? Last time, Queiroz scouted players, nurtured new signings and acted as a motivator, Meulensteen and Phelan would organise training sessions, Kidd likewise, and further back, Jimmy Murphy was a father figure to the Busby Babes due to his brilliant acumen of working with young footballers. Trawl through the history of all our assistant managers back to Murphy, and I can somewhat explain what their role was. Can’t with these guys.