If you can put a plaque at our dressing room

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MisterLupus

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I like this. At least they'd shoot the ball.
And they're currently so inept at hitting the target too they'll probably make a mess of it and end up scoring. Also it's a good alternative to "Aim for the stars" as let's face it - a lot of them are unlikely to make it there.
 
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They seem to need a good reminding.
 

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"If you can read this plaque you don't have to do your best on the field, you already have a contract and you will make 50+ million pounds even if you lose every game. Or most games at least."
 

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Without you, we would not exist
All would be, just as it seems.
So close your eyes, and come inside,
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"Old Trafford: The theatre of where dreams go to die: 2013-Present"
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"Why do you need to read a silly plaque to inspire you? Surely being a professional footballer for a club as big as Manchester United should be enough motivation to go out there and give your utmost each and every game? If you've spent more than 5 seconds reading this plaque then I'm absolutely ashamed of you, quite frankly."
"PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!"