If you could be a pro for one match...

[Rozay]

Which goal would you rather?:

- 25 yarder with a big deflection
- Shot hits you and goes in
- Shanked cross loops in
- Brilliant volley from 25 yards that hits the bar, and then hits the keeper and goes in.

 

[Dancfc]

Tap in

 

[paulscholes18]

A shot that hits me, think people would be more likely to remember that

 

[VorZakone]

Solo goal

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

The cross, will claim I meant it.

 

[Hernandez - BFA]

- Shanked cross loops in
- Brilliant volley from 25 yards that hits the bar, and then hits the keeper and goes in.

Probably either of these. The first one you could try and play it off as if you meant it. Until the day you die, that definitely was a shot.

Second one could still look like a banger. Imagine a Scholes-esque volley against Villa, instead of hitting the crossbar and in, it hits keeper and goes in after that. Although I guess that would go down as an own goal and you wouldn't be remembered for it.

feck it - lets stick with the first one.

 

[Rozay]

- Shanked cross loops in
- Brilliant volley from 25 yards that hits the bar, and then hits the keeper and goes in.

Probably either of these. The first one you could try and play it off as if you meant it. Until the day you die, that definitely was a shot.

Second one could still look like a banger. Imagine a Scholes-esque volley against Villa, instead of hitting the crossbar and in, it hits keeper and goes in after that. Although I guess that would go down as an own goal and you wouldn't be remembered for it.

feck it - lets stick with the first one.

I agree, can’t see past a shanked cross out of those options personally. We’re still debating whether Ronaldinho meant it til’ this day!

 

[iammemphis]

Id go for the screamer off the keeper, id probably be too euphoric to realise the ball didn't go straight in off the bar.

 

[1988]

I'd do a Chicharito esque debut goal.

 

[izec]

25 yarder with a big deflection

Goal is goal, you took the shot, so deflection or not, i would celebrate like mad.

 

[FrankDrebin]

- Brilliant volley from 25 yards that hits the bar, and then hits the keeper and goes in.
^this one.

 

[Rozay]

- Brilliant volley from 25 yards that hits the bar, and then hits the keeper and goes in.
^this one.

Tough one that, probably the best looking, but the only one that will for certain be credited as an own goal.

 

[FrankDrebin]

Tough one that, probably the best looking, but the only one that will for certain be credited as an own goal.

True,true.
I think Rashers scored a goal this season which came off the GK and went down as a Own goal. Harsh.

 

[JTW95]

Ill take the shanked cross and destroy anybody who claims I didnt mean it!

 

[Stobzilla]

Shanked cross, it could look like Ronaldinho's Vs England or Tom Cleverley Vs Newcastle, both excellent looking goals that you can just say you meant and no one can prove otherwise.

 

[KirkDuyt]

Shanked cross, but there's no way I'd be able to claim it with a straight face.

 

[Rojofiam]

Sent off for an accidental two footed tackle onto Cuneyt Cakir

 

[Eckers99]

I'd go with the brilliant volley. At least brilliance was a factor, even if the ending looks messy.

 

[starman]

45 yard bicycle kick

 

[Tiber]

A 1 cm tap in would have the same goal bonus

 

[Zlatan 7]

- Shanked cross loops in
- Brilliant volley from 25 yards that hits the bar, and then hits the keeper and goes in.

Probably either of these. The first one you could try and play it off as if you meant it. Until the day you die, that definitely was a shot.

Second one could still look like a banger. Imagine a Scholes-esque volley against Villa, instead of hitting the crossbar and in, it hits keeper and goes in after that. Although I guess that would go down as an own goal and you wouldn't be remembered for it.

feck it - lets stick with the first one.

You’re in my head My exact thoughts

 

[DWelbz19]

Valencia style:

 

[Gopher Brown]

Which goal would you rather?:

- 25 yarder with a big deflection
- Shot hits you and goes in
- Shanked cross loops in
- Brilliant volley from 25 yards that hits the bar, and then hits the keeper and goes in.

Not sure what you’re actually asking here. I’d want to score the greatest goal of all time. Wouldn’t everyone?

Edit: ohhh, from these choices. First one probably, or triple deflection off arse and in.

 

[Paul_Scholes18]

Own goal! If I played for Pool or City .

 

[Web of Bissaka]

- 25 yarder with a big deflection
- Brilliant volley from 25 yards that hits the bar, and then hits the keeper and goes in.

Both.

25 yard volley, big deflection and hits the bar, then hit keeper and in it goes.

 

[Paul_Scholes18]

Both.

25 yard volley, big deflection and hits the bar, then hit keeper and in it goes.

Kepa in goal?

 

[harms]

Shanked cross, claim it as intentional and sign a nice fat 5-year contract never to be seen again.

 

[Shane88]

A handball that was offside at the Kop end where VAR and Hawkeye inexplicably don't work in the 98th minute to win 1-0.

To celebrate I would dry hump the centre spot.

 

[Web of Bissaka]

Kepa in goal?

 

[spottieottiedopaliscious]

A deflection off a balloon.

 

[Paul_Scholes18]

A deflection off a balloon.

Why can't Pool concede goals like that anymore?

 

[United58]

The cross, will claim I meant it.

Cleverley vs Newcastle in 2013

 

[anant]

Has to be a volley. Won't be credited for it, but teams will see the technical quality and hand me a big fat pay cheque.

 

[Thiagoal]

Seems really harsh that after scoring a goal on my debut I’d never get another minute for the club! Anyway, I’d go for the miss hit cross- could be seen as genius improvisation

 

[spottieottiedopaliscious]

Why can't Pool concede goals like that anymore?

We can only dream once fans are back.

but seriously I would take a Macheda type goal. I can’t remember one thing he did outside of that goal but what a goal that was.

 

[Irrational.]

A shot that hits the keeper and trickles in, despite the defender's best efforts to cover and clear off the line, ending up cracking his nuts against the post because of the momentum as he was chasing back.

 

[Relevated]

Valencia style:

I remember this like yesterday. There was no way past them, they were defending everything. Then that happened.

 

[Web of Bissaka]

Personally I would (ignoring OP's selections) rather score an "impossible" goal with an "impossible" technique. Definitely a match and a goal I would cherish. Only a pro for one match right.

 

[Rozay]

Personally I would (ignoring OP's selections) rather score an "impossible" goal with an "impossible" technique. Definitely a match and a goal I would cherish. Only a pro for one match right.

Don’t worry mate, you wouldn’t be the first to ‘ignore the OPs selections!’.

 

[Sparky Rhiwabon]

If I could have two goals it would be one where I dribble past five players plus the goalie to score and the other one where I challenge the keeper and knock it in with my hand.