If you're a footballer

[sun_tzu]

Which position would you play : Substitute - much less hard work
Which club would you play for : Whoever paid me the most
Which national team would you play for : Whoever paid me the most - Id be happy to get a passport for anywhere
Which squad number would you use : 69 obvs
Which car would you buy and drive daily : The pussywaggon from kill bill - but I would have a slutty chauferrete
Which supermodel / Wags would you date :all of them
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer :a hotel so somebody can clean up the mess from the nightly supermodel / wag parties
What kind of built would you be : think brazilian ronaldo towards the back end of his career as the booze drugs and wag parties will inevitably take a toll
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : edmundo (he of drunkan monkey fame)
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) :Ronaldinho in his prime party days
What commercial would you be staring at : advertising a high end brothel
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : running a high end brothel
When will you retire from club : as soon as I have enough money to buy a high end brothel
When will you retire from National team : as above
Would you indulge yourself in night life : i wouldnt limit it just to night time
What kind of celebration you do : grabbing some wannabe WAG and defiling her on the pitch
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : whoever has the fittest wife and is a "team player"

 

[Hawks2008]

Which position would you play : Right wing-back/Right-midfielder
Which club would you play for : Manchester United, move to Melbourne Victory for my last 2-3 years
Which national team would you play for : Australia
Which squad number would you use : 32
Which car would you buy and drive daily : The new Audi R8 looks decent, not fussed though.
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : Brie Larson is pretty cute, maybe Emma Stone.
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : Big apartment somewhere in the cbd
What kind of built would you be : I'm about 5'6", but very muscular with big thighs.
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Expressive, passionate on the field, bit of a nutter at times.
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Self assured but not too cocky.
What commercial would you be staring at : Nike/Playstation
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Nothing,
When will you retire from club : When my body gives up
When will you retire from National team : When I don't feel I can offer any more.
Would you indulge yourself in night life : Of course.
What kind of celebration you do : Run to the fans/manager
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : Whoever understands my dark sense of humour.

 

[aelharras]

Which position would you play : Forward/Inverted Winger
Which club would you play for : Manchester United
Which national team would you play for : Netherlands (don't care that I don't have a Dutch passport.. I'll bribe the officials or something)
Which squad number would you use : 19 or 17
Which car would you buy and drive daily : any black car with good insurance
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : none. women are a waste of time and money, and destroyers of feelings.
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : any flat near the training ground
What kind of built would you be : my current build, a smaller Gareth Bale
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : generally calm but not afraid to confront
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : scholish I guess
What commercial would you be staring at : none
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : probably resume my college studies
When will you retire from club : when I feel that I've become a burden on the club
When will you retire from National team : after we win a major trophy
Would you indulge yourself in night life : nope, I'd return home after training and play video games until bed
What kind of celebration you do : depends on how relevant the goal is.. but I usually don't celebrate
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : not the type to have a best bud but i'm usually on good terms with everyone

 

[Mr Anderson]

Which position would you play : Left Mid
Which club would you play for : Hopefully United
Which national team would you play for : Ireland
Which squad number would you use : 11
Which car would you buy and drive daily : Pimped out Range Rover, like a Kahn one
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : One that would let me penetrate her
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : Detached house with garden
What kind of built would you be : Match fit but not built like a tank
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Quinton Fortune. Known to be funny but private enough
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Evra
What commercial would you be staring at : Casillero del Diablo as I can act better than Rooney
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : I'd have liked to invested in something before retirement. Tech Company and a few food joints. It would be away from mainstream football
When will you retire from club : When I'm inadequate at a competitive level
When will you retire from National team : See above
Would you indulge yourself in night life : I cant drink for shite, so not a lot
What kind of celebration you do : No set routine, just give it large to the fans
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : No idea really, get on with most.

and what other things you'd be,
what watch you wear: I like watches, so numerous brands
what kind of gesture you do when you enter the pitch: A few farts and a balls scratch

Christ I sound like James Milner

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Which position would you play : Box to box midfielder.
Which club would you play for : United.
Which national team would you play for : None. I would reject England call ups. Not interested.
Which squad number would you use : 21
Which car would you buy and drive daily : Cars are stupid. Harley.
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : Play the field til I retire.
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : Not interested in a mansion. Just a nice 3 bed on a cul de sac will do.
What kind of built would you be : As I am now. 6ft5ish. Built but lean. A midfield Zlatan. Or a prime Yaya without the tantrums
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : A Joey Bartonesque gobshite. Bleating my opinion on everything.
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : As above. Gobshite.
What commercial would you be staring at : Preferably none. Footballers in adverts is pure cringe.
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : I'd sit and sulk and get my mates to whinge at the press until I was finally given the United job.
When will you retire from club : once I start putting in back to back stinkers like Neville. Then I'll retire at half time.
When will you retire from National team : Immediately after the first call up.
Would you indulge yourself in night life : Probably start a biker gang with my Harley. Rev it outside people's houses after dark, pull some skids down Asda car park. Start a media rampage about "role models".
What kind of celebration you do : Jump in the crowd and get a booking every time. Sarcastically applaud the ref and get a second yellow. Chin the 4th official. 12 month ban.
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : Memphis. Looks like he'd fit in to my Harley gang. Marcos Rojo too. I bet he's killed a few people in his time. We need his experience.

I wouldn't be very good, but I'd be a cult hero, like Shola Ameobi.

 

[Carolina Red]

Which position would you play : Box to box Center Mid
Which club would you play for : Manchester United
Which national team would you play for : United States
Which squad number would you use : 12 or 22
Which car would you buy and drive daily : 2016 Corvette ZO6
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : Karen Gillan
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : 2 story house with some land outside the city
What kind of built would you be : 5'9" 180lbs
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : More of a Keane
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Again, more of a Keane
What commercial would you be staring at : a new Tag Heuer advert of course
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Finish my history studies and write
When will you retire from club : when I'm no longer in the matchday squad on the regular
When will you retire from National team : 30
Would you indulge yourself in night life : not into night clubs.. more of a hanging out with a few good buds at a local pub kinda guy
What kind of celebration you do : Knee slide to fist pump
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : At United: Mata and Carrick... At USMNT: Dempsey and Bradley

 

[Art Vandelay]

Which position would you play : Anywhere in the attack, but usually just off the striker. Same as always.
Which club would you play for : Man United
Which national team would you play for : None. I'd refuse.
Which squad number would you use : 11
Which car would you buy and drive daily : A pick up truck. Nothing too flashy.
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : Yvonne Strahovski
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : A fancy country house in the arsehole of nowhere.
What kind of built would you be : Built for speed, baby! Yet oddly robust.
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : If history is anything to go by then probably Mark Hughes with a hint of Suarez.
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Isn't that the same as above?
What commercial would you be staring at : Some sort of boot sponsor Adidas or Puma.
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Grizzly Adams style mountain man.
When will you retire from club : When I lose my pace.
When will you retire from National team : Straight away.
Would you indulge yourself in night life : In moderation.
What kind of celebration you do : Giving the finger to the camera Stone Cold Steve Austin style. Then getting banned.
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT: No one.

 

[Ødegaard]

Which position would you play : Left winger / whatever the manager asks of me.
Which club would you play for : Rosenborg/Tromsø
Which national team would you play for : Norway or Scotland
Which squad number would you use : unimportant
Which car would you buy and drive daily : whatever is safe and practical for the family.
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : if possible, I'd love to keep my fiancee, if not then I'd look for someone with similar personality traits.
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : afraid I don't understand the question
What kind of built would you be : normal, neither thin and lacking muscle or powerful.
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Hard one... I don't identify with any footballer as I don't know how they are. I'd hopefully be the me before the health issues.
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Attitude as in on-field attitude? If so, Beckham seems right.
What commercial would you be staring at : no clue, sponsors choice as long as it's not something I'd feel uncomfortable with.
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : If I've not been successful enough to provide for the family for the rest of our lives, I'd take whatever job gave a ok income with an environment I'd feel happy working in.
When will you retire from club : when the club and or I see that my contribution isn't up to required standards.
When will you retire from National team : at the point when I feel like I can only produce high quality football for my club team if my body gets the extra rest.
Would you indulge yourself in night life : no.
What kind of celebration you do : standard team celebration.
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : since Stefan & I grew up not far away from each other, I'm sure we would hit it off.

 

[JJ12]

Which position would you play : Winger
Which club would you play for : Manchester United
Which national team would you play for : Wales
Which squad number would you use : 12 - Tom Brady for those who care
Which car would you buy and drive daily : Ford Mustang
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : All of them
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : Top floor apartment
What kind of built would you be : 5"11 and similar build to Nani
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Evra
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Evra
What commercial would you be staring at : All of them
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Media
When will you retire from club : 36
When will you retire from National team : 34
Would you indulge yourself in night life : Absolutely
What kind of celebration you do : Kilnsmann
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : Rashford and Ramsey

 

[Bugshot]

Which position would you play : Free Roam.
Which club would you play for : Move every year.
Which national team would you play for : Netherlands
Which squad number would you use : 7
Which car would you buy and drive daily : 458 italia.
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : I don't kiss and tell.
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : Island.
What kind of built would you be : 6'6", 300 lbs of pure lean muscle.
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Mega cnutish.
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Zlatan.
What commercial would you be staring at : Undergarments.
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Pornstar.
When will you retire from club : Probably in Qatar. $$$$
When will you retire from National team : At 30.
Would you indulge yourself in night life : Oh yes.
What kind of celebration you do : Jerk off gesture.
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : Pogba.

 

[Red Stone]

Which position would you play: In the hole
Which club would you play for: Preferrably United, but wouldn't mind Barca or Madrid for obvious reasons.
Which national team would you play for: Norway, although eligible for several other countries that are probably better.
Which squad number would you use: 77. Conventional numbers are boring.
Which car would you buy and drive daily: A shitty Chevrolet since I'm playing for United.
Which supermodel / Wags would you date: All of them.
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer: Penthouse apartment near the city. Don't need a huge house or garden.
What kind of built would you be: Average, I guess.
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?): Jimmy Bullard
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?): Publically, as close to Scholes as possible. Not post-retirement Scholes, though.
What commercial would you be staring at: None of them.
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots: Beer brewer.
When will you retire from club: Never. I'll hang around like a bad smell like Giggs did.
When will you retire from National team: After a big tournament in my mid 30s.
Would you indulge yourself in night life: Maybe at first, but the novelty of being young, rich and famous out on the town would wear off quickly. I also dislike crowds and noise, so there's that.
What kind of celebration you do: A calm, composed shrug of the shoulders like it was nothing special. The better the goal, the calmer I act.
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT: No idea.

 

[GE]

Which position would you play: Deep-lying Playmaker
Which club would you play for: Chelsea or Arsenal
Which national team would you play for: England
Which squad number would you use: #8
Which car would you buy and drive daily: Porsche 911 Turbo S
Which supermodel / Wags would you date: Non-famous chick who is rated '8/10' or better
What kind of built would you be: Athletic/Muscular
What kind of character would you be: Lampard
What kind of attitude would you be: Humble
What commercial would you be staring at: None
What kind of retirement job you prefer: High-end car dealer/investor
When will you retire from club: 35
When will you retire from National team: 32
Would you indulge yourself in night life: Yes

 

[Cristiano_RAFC]

Which position would you play : AMC/CM with flair that can beat a man but that is mostly known for his vision and one touch passing to cut through a defence.
Which club would you play for : Manchester United
Which national team would you play for : Belgium
Which squad number would you use : #7
Which car would you buy and drive daily : Maserati Gran Turismo
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : my missus (or Margot Robbie)
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : a decent sized mansion with a swimmingpool both indoor and outdoor
What kind of built would you be : not particularly athletic but lean and in good shape. Average height.
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?): Evra (I would be vocal in the dressing room and joke around a lot)
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Zidane (usually a good attitude with a lot of work ethic combined with talent, but sometimes I would lose it and do something dirty in the heat of the moment that gets me sent off.)
What commercial would you be staring at : Adidas
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Scout
When will you retire from club : at 39 (I would go back to Belgium and play for my local team Antwerp in the last few years of my carreer)
When will you retire from National team : at 35
Would you indulge yourself in night life : Early in my carreer yes. With some tabloid stories as a result... Later on though I wouldn't anymore and I'd basically try to be a rolemodel for fans and for younger players in my team and at my club.
What kind of celebration you do : Nothing particular. Just running to the crowd and do a fistpump
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : at United curently it would be Mata or Herrera. At the NT I would be part of the Dembele, Vertonghen and Mertens crowd who are good friends and a bunch of prankers.

 

[Unitedsince92]

Which position would you play : Striker
Which club would you play for : Manchester United
Which national team would you play for : Canada
Which squad number would you use : 9
Which car would you buy and drive daily : Who needs a car when there is a bus available
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : I usually would date supermodels/wags who can also act like a best friend, but in all honesty, I would prefer dating someone who wasn't.
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : A house that is close to Carrington, Old Trafford and a mall where I can access there by bus
What kind of built would you be : Ronaldo/Incredible Hulk
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Myself
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Donald Trump/Scholes/Myself
What commercial would you be staring at : Apple
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Probably be an entrepreneur or actuary or manager of Manchester United
When will you retire from club : Hopefully past 45 years old or until my body is done
When will you retire from National team : Hopefully past 45 years old or until my body is done
Would you indulge yourself in night life : Nah. It's boring. Prefer to make a side business
What kind of celebration you do : None.
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : No

 

[ALX8725]

Which position would you play : true no.10
Which club would you play for : started my career with Manchester United under SAF, after SAF's retirement I'd join PSG for the largest record breaking salary in the world
Which national team would you play for : Brasil
Which squad number would you use : 10
Which car would you buy and drive daily : always the newest Ferrari
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : Lucy Pinder then Megan Fox then Rihanna then whoever the next Victoria's Secret supermodel is
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : rustic, classic Castle in Europe. Complete with a moat and a drawbridge
What kind of built would you be : similar to Cristiano Ronaldo's
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Bigger than life superstar
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Zlatanish
What commercial would you be staring at : Nike, Ferrari, Apple
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Real Estate Mogul
When will you retire from club : 35 after winning the Champions League and World Cup in the same year
When will you retire from National team : see above
Would you indulge yourself in night life : Most definitely
What kind of celebration you do : pointing to the crowd
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : none, I would be a lone wolf operator

 

[Ban]

Which position would you play : CB
Which club would you play for : United and last year or 2 Dinamo Zagreb
Which national team would you play for : Croatia
Which squad number would you use : I like 11 the best but since that would be strange for a CB I think I would use 5
Which car would you buy and drive daily : Some big ass SUV, Range Rover or something
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : Mirna Medaković. Nobody knows about her here I reckon and luckily my missus doesnt know I'm writing this.
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : Some big house with a pool, home cinema and stuff, but not too big
What kind of built would you be : Strong so I can foul a lot and fight on the ptich from time to time if its necessary
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Keano
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Beckham
What commercial would you be staring at : Adidas
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Chain of caffe bars throughout Croatia, like Dario Simic did
When will you retire from club : When I see I cant hack it anymore
When will you retire from National team : See above
Would you indulge yourself in night life : Yeah but not too much, too lazy
What kind of celebration you do : Shhhh one away, are you not entertained home
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : Martial, Corluka

 

[RB7N]

Taking some steam of the pogba thread, if you're a successful footballer, at the prime age where money and fame is not an object


Which position would you play : Offensive mid/Winger
Which club would you play for : Manchester United
Which national team would you play for : Norway (a bit shit right now, but I could Zlatan us to the Euros/World Cup)
Which squad number would you use : 10
Which car would you buy and drive daily : Porsche Cayenne or Range Rover Sport
Which supermodel / actor / Habs would you date : Tom Hiddelston
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : Apartment in London, an island in the Caribbean and a mansion in Cheshire (After all, I am a footballer)
What kind of built would you be : Athletic, 175-180 cm tall and quick as f**k.
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Evra
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Evra again
What commercial would you be staring at : Nike, Bose and Dolce & Gabbana
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Policedog trainer
When will you retire from club : 35
When will you retire from National team : When I'm the highest scoring and has the most caps (currently at 33 and 110, so I'd say when I was 30)
Would you indulge yourself in night life : No
What kind of celebration you do : The "I'm know right, I'm just that good" nod
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : Zlatan

 

[Parry Gallister]

I could pick what I'd like but in reality I'd be a mad, lazy twat like Adebayor.

 

[Keegs]

Taking some steam of the pogba thread, if you're a successful footballer, at the prime age where money and fame is not an object

Which position would you play : Midfield
Which club would you play for : Manchester United
Which national team would you play for : Ireland
Which squad number would you use :8
Which car would you buy and drive daily :Range Rover
Which supermodel / Wags would you date :Kylie Jenner if I could make her a wag.
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : suburban Mansion
What kind of built would you be : large frame but still lean
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) :Keano
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) :Beckham
What commercial would you be staring at dab university with lingard and pogs
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots :Well informed Pundit on sky
When will you retire from club :36
When will you retire from National team :34
Would you indulge yourself in night life :No
What kind of celebration you do : Figure that out for yourself
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT :Lingard,Long and pogs

and what other things you'd be, what watch you wear, what kind of gesture you do when you enter the pitch, anything really

 

[Aussie_Red_Devil]

I will base this off my own personality.


Which position would you play : Goalkeeper (it's what i play in real life)
Which club would you play for : United, as long as the offer me good wages
Which national team would you play for : Australia
Which squad number would you use : 1 of course
Which car would you buy and drive daily : not really into car but something nice that isn't really flashy
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : Candice Swanpeol, but really any that will have me haha.
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : Big house in a quiet rural area
What kind of built would you be : I'm 6'2 and around 90kgs so i will stick to that
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Quiet off the pitch but can get a little worked up in game, so Scholes i guess
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Scholish
What commercial would you be staring at : none hopefully but if i had to then whoever is offering me good money to do it.
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : something out of the public eye. Maybe in the background at United
When will you retire from club : Im 28 now and my body is constantly sore just playing in a friday night comp so if i was a pro i imagine i wouldn't make it much past 33 or so
When will you retire from National team : same as club i would think
Would you indulge yourself in night life : nah its not for me
What kind of celebration you do : i usually celebratewith a few claps and a fit pump or something like that.
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : Club probably someone like Carrick and NT Timmy Cahill or someone like that.

 

[Sky1981]

Bump for our newer guys.

 

[KirkDuyt]

Awesome, a fill stuff out thread, love those!

Which position would you play : Striker
Which club would you play for : Feyenoord
Which national team would you play for : The Netherlands
Which squad number would you use : 9
Which car would you buy and drive daily : A black one
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : Doutzen Kroes
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : Chateau in the south of France
What kind of built would you be : 1.81 athletic (as I am now)
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Peter Crouch
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Peter Crouch
What commercial would you be staring at : Red Bull? I dunno
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Editor for a football publication
When will you retire from club : 35
When will you retire from National team : 35
Would you indulge yourself in night life : No
What kind of celebration you do : Whatever comes to mind, I'm not a dance troupe
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : RVP and Wijnaldum

 

[Slevs]

Which position would you play : CDM (can cover for CB)
Which club would you play for : Utd obviously
Which national team would you play for : Lebanon
Which squad number would you use : 16
Which car would you buy and drive daily : Chevrolet Tahoe
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : I'll stay with my missus
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : A private house for the entire family
What kind of built would you be : tall, lean.
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : A bit of a nutter but with tactical discipline
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Keane
What commercial would you be staring at : no idea
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : coaching in my home country
When will you retire from club : when i can't offer any more
When will you retire from National team : same
Would you indulge yourself in night life : nah
What kind of celebration you do : teammates celebration, especially the assister
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : someone who understands dark humour.

 

[Fosu-Mens]

Which position would you play: CM/CDM
Which club would you play for: MUFC until 30, then go back to Norway and play in Eliteserien and try to injure certain players.
Which national team would you play for: Norway, but would say no.
Which squad number would you use: 8
Which car would you buy and drive daily: Old Range Rover.
Which supermodel / Wags would you date: Bakary Sagnas wife or Kate Beckinsale
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer: Old mansion with history.
What kind of built would you be: 1.85. Average musclemass.
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?): Mark Van Bommel.
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?): Keano.
What commercial would you be staring at: Guinness, Newcastle(the alcoholic drink) and Ardbeg.
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots: Industrial Engineer.
When will you retire from club: 30
When will you retire from National team: Immediatlely.
Would you indulge yourself in night life: Pub yes, nightclub no.
What kind of celebration you do: Something political and controversial.
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT: Patrice Evra and Ji Sung Park.

 

[Thunderhead]

Taking some steam of the pogba thread, if you're a successful footballer, at the prime age where money and fame is not an object

Which position would you play : Left Wing
Which club would you play for : MCFC
Which national team would you play for : Scotland
Which squad number would you use : 30
Which car would you buy and drive daily : Citroen 2CV
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : Rachael Riley (even though she's United)
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : Country Mansion
What kind of built would you be : lithe
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Balotelli
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Ginola
What commercial would you be staring at : wouldn't do adverts, too cool for that
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Manager
When will you retire from club : 33
When will you retire from National team : 30
Would you indulge yourself in night life : too right
What kind of celebration you do : Griezmann
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : Walker and Mendy seem a good laugh

and what other things you'd be, what watch you wear, what kind of gesture you do when you enter the pitch, anything really

 

[Jim Reaper]

Which position would you play : Midfield
Which club would you play for : Manchester United
Which national team would you play for : England
Which squad number would you use : 10
Which car would you buy and drive daily : Tesla or Rimac
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : Anna Nystrom or Courtney Taylor
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : A custom built house near Manchester
What kind of built would you be : Something like Pogba
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Bullard
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Joker...Bullard
What commercial would you be staring at : Playstation, Fifa games, nike
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Coach/Manager
When will you retire from club : 35
When will you retire from National team : 30
Would you indulge yourself in night life : Yes - but only after a win and no drinking
What kind of celebration you do : Badge point and other funny things based on inside jokes
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : Pogba and national team would be Rash or Lingard

 

[Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber]

Taking some steam of the pogba thread, if you're a successful footballer, at the prime age where money and fame is not an object

Which position would you play : Right and Left Wing. Dead ball specialist
Which club would you play for : Manchester United or Bayern Munich
Which national team would you play for : Germany or Uganda
Which squad number would you use : 44
Which car would you buy and drive daily : RANGE ROVER SPORT
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : Selita Ebanks or Nicole Scherzinger
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : multi storied mansion. preferably by a beach or with a ranch
What kind of built would you be : CR7
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Keano
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) :Beckham
What commercial would you be staring at : NIKE
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Movie star
When will you retire from club : 33 then off to MLS
When will you retire from National team :When they stop picking me
Would you indulge yourself in night life : Yes. Just wont ever get into trouble
What kind of celebration you do : Various
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : Pogba/Leroy Sane/Farouk Miya

and what other things you'd be, what watch you wear, what kind of gesture you do when you enter the pitch, anything really

 

[broccoli]

Taking some steam of the pogba thread, if you're a successful footballer, at the prime age where money and fame is not an object

Which position would you play : 10 or false 9
Which club would you play for : Porto
Which national team would you play for : Portugal
Which squad number would you use : 14 or 9
Which car would you buy and drive daily : VW Polo (same as now)
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : Dua Lipa
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : Country side cottage
What kind of built would you be : Il Fenómeno
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Friendly but quiet
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Kaka's devotion
What commercial would you be staring at : Camel cigarettes
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Alcoholic coach somewhere in Asia
When will you retire from club : 27 knee injury
When will you retire from National team : 25 got tired playing with noobs
Would you indulge yourself in night life : I prefer to stay in bed and read
What kind of celebration you do : closed and raised fist
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : Luka Modric

and what other things you'd be, what watch you wear, what kind of gesture you do when you enter the pitch, anything really - Lowered socks like Rui Costa and always, always short sleeved.

 

[SteveTheRed]

Which position would you play : Centre Back, destroyer of legs, leap of a salmon.
Which club would you play for : Burnley
Which national team would you play for : England, when I eventually get the call up in the last few years of my career after a social media poll has me as a fan favourite.
Which squad number would you use : 5
Which car would you buy and drive daily : Ford F550 super truck
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : Michelle Keegan (I've lost track of my character)
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : Big manor house, with a moat.
What kind of built would you be : Average height and build, solid but springy.
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Souness (I would hate playing with Pogba etc.)
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Lovable rogue, Gazza
What commercial would you be staring at : Car Tires
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Run a local café.
When will you retire from club : 32, terrible injury
When will you retire from National team : see above
Would you indulge yourself in night life : Of course
What kind of celebration you do : I never scored in my career.
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : Hard working Right back, who always covers my arse.

 

[RedEM10]

Which position would you play : Centre back
Which club would you play for : Manchester United
Which national team would you play for : Republic Of Ireland
Which squad number would you use : 4
Which car would you buy and drive daily : Audi a6
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : I'll keep my current bird, I'm sound like that
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : Decent gaf with a big front garden and back garden, don't care for much else
What kind of built would you be : I would probably be similar to Christensen of Chelsea etc
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Ferdinand
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) :
What commercial would you be staring at : Fifa series
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Have property all over to be able to travel/rent out to have steady flow of income
When will you retire from club : 33
When will you retire from National team : 33
Would you indulge yourself in night life : Nah, sit in with a curry and play a bit of fifa and watch movies
What kind of celebration you do : Shearer-esque
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : Herrera/Coleman

 

[RedFish]

Which position would you play : Pirlo position,
Which club would you play for : United
Which national team would you play for : Italy
Which squad number would you use : 21
Which car would you buy and drive daily : Alfa Romeo 4C Spider
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : Karen Page
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : Modern
What kind of build would you be : Medium
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Myself
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : I think therefore I play
What commercial would you be staring at :
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Foreign football writer
When will you retire from club : when I want to
When will you retire from National team : when I want to
Would you indulge yourself in night life : No
What kind of celebration you do : Airplane
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : Darmian and Herrera

 

[Kopral Jono]

Which position would you play: free role up front
Which club would you play for: Man Utd
Which national team would you play for: Indonesian... but I'd play for Holland instead
Which squad number would you use: 16
Which car would you buy and drive daily: Audi RS4 in dark blue
Which supermodel/wag would you date: none
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer: penthouse apartment
What kind of built would you be: short and stocky
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?): Keano
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?): Beckham
What commercial would you be staring at: Nike
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots: owner of a high-end menswear store
When will you retire from club football: 36
When will you retire from national team: 32
Would you indulge yourself in night life: not really, maybe very occasionally
What kind of celebration you do: a passionate one
Who will be your best buddies at your current club/NT: Pogba/no idea

 

[Wolkowsky]

Which position would you play : RW/LW
Which club would you play for : I would spend my entire career in Manchester United
Which national team would you play for : Poland
Which squad number would you use : 6 is my number
Which car would you buy and drive daily : Audi A6/A7
Which supermodel / Wags would you date : none
What kind of dwellings you'd prefer : Normal home with yard
What kind of built would you be : 1.82 height, ~80 kg weight athletic
What kind of character would you be (e.g a Keano, a Scholes, a Suarez?) : Like Ronaldo but only on pitch, normally I would like to be quiet and calm
What kind of attitude would you be (e.g. zlatanish, scholish, beckham?) : Like Ronaldo but only on pitch, normally I would like to be quiet and calm
What commercial would you be staring at : I don't like those things but I believe it would be Audi
What kind of retirement job you prefer after you hang your boots : Manager
When will you retire from club : When I feel that I can not give anything else positive
When will you retire from National team : When I feel that I can not give anything else positive
Would you indulge yourself in night life : Definitely not
What kind of celebration you do : Nothing special, celebrate with fans and my teammates
Who will be your best buddies at your current club / NT : I belive that it would be people like Mata, DDG, Pereira, Bailly