He will miss the game against us
Jesus got covid on Christmas day
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Walker too
Back by Easter?
I thought this was some sort of religious topic until I realised who you were talking about
So technically today was his birthday (not really), not his deathday
Them having to play Mendy at LB is the bigger blow, Cancelo has been great for them.
Aguero isn't fully fit too.
Advantage us for the cup tie
Aguero isn't fully fit too.
Advantage us for the cup tie
Then disappear entirely after 3 days
Pep ‘Joseph’ Guardiola is his dad?
Foster dad. Remember he had a virgin birth
Its not funny. Covid nailed him.
Yeah, Mendy and Zinchenko are so bad.
Aguero won't be fit for weeks and that's if he can even stay fit now.
The internet is yours today. Treat it well!
I hope the media don't crucify him for this.
Why can't all oppo fans on here be like that
I think Jesus and Walker will be available for the cup tie, won't they? Didn't Salah return earlier than expected, after contracting COVID?
There are rumours that Aguero will leave at the end of the season. Think there is any truth in that?
Is Cancelo out too?
And there was a man named Cancelo. He was a chief tax collector and was rich. And he was seeking to see who Jesus was, but on account of the crowd he could not, because he was small of stature and many blue plastic seats were in the way. So he ran on ahead and climbed up into a sycamore tree to see him, for he was about to pass that way. And when Jesus came to the place, he looked up and said to him, “Cancelo, hurry and come down, for I must stay at your house today.”
I think next 2 months will decide but right now I think he's very, very likely to leave.
What if Jesus Navas falls in love with Gabriel Jesus on New Year’s Eve and they get married?
Jesus decides to change his family name and will be known henceforth as Jesus Jesus.
Jesus decides to change his family name and will be known henceforth as Jesus Jesus.
Then there was an old man named Josep. He told Jesus to be careful about the crosses from a man named Raheem. That he, Jesus should get on to the end of the cross. Lo and behold Jesus nailed the cross and the rest is history.
The bad man can't hurt me anymore. AGUEROOOO is the worst moment I have ever had supporting United. So glad we signed RVP that summer.
They have enough quality to replace Walker and Jesus for short term. Sterling & KDB are what I consider as irreplaceable even for short term.
I read he would be back for that game. They only have to isolate for 10 days.
Oh I wish I was that sharp today (or any day to be honest) but well into the alcohol
Didn't he have it earlier this year after doing something dickish?
It’s always nice to have some positive Jesus news on Christmas Day.
Would it be a good idea to go straight into a big game after having two weeks off?
No no, but Cancelo has started on the left with Walker on the right. With Walker out Cancelo will move to the right, which leaves a hole at LB... I guess Ake or Laporte could do a job there.
It's hesus not jisus.
I got all excited as I thought of a new Jesus joke that I haven't seen being done before. It requires an above-average Bible knowledge though and it probably isn't even going to be funny to anyone but myself 
Noli me tangere!
I've always wondered what's up with the subpar (to say it nicely) emojis available on here. There must be a way to add a full emoji set and even GIF search through Tenor or Giphy. @Niall
need a thumbs up emoji for this.
Isn't it 10 days? If it was confirmed yesterday, they just creep in. If it's 14 then they're out
Hesus Christ? Doesn't have the same ring to it
Don’t think so but he did do something dickish like host a sex party or something.
I think he tried to make wine into water and got busted by Ofwat.
To be fair it should be pretty easy for them. They are unlikely to get too unwell from it and aren’t injured. They’ll continue to train alone.
Don’t get cross.