Jizz Hornkamp | puts it in again

[horsechoker]

Surely he deserves a thread

Personal information

Date of birth
7 March 1998 (age 25)

Place of birth
De Rijp, Netherlands

Height
1.82 m (6 ft 0 in)

Position(s)
Forward
Right-back

Team information

Current team
Heracles Almelo

Number
23

 

[dcrompton]

He probably ends up playing with Young Boys at the Wankdorf stadium

 

[No Love]

Underrated name, Jizz. We don’t hear nearly enough of it.

 

[horsechoker]

He probably end up playing with Young Boys at the Wankdorf stadium

Or for us

 

[Red Rash]

Underrated name, Jizz. We don’t hear nearly enough of it.

No Love for Jizz

 

[Plant0x84]

Thread of the year.

 

[Plant0x84]

He probably end up playing with Young Boys at the Wankdorf stadium

 

[Moriarty]

Maybe ETH will spunk a few million on him.

 

[BAMSOLA]

Underrated name, Jizz. We don’t hear nearly enough of it.

Not sure what you're talking about, where I live Jizz is everywhere.

 

[Samid]

Premature thread.

 

[ROFLUTION]

Masterstroke if we pull him off

 

[horsechoker]

Maybe ETH will spunk a few million on him.

LVG would've definitely signed him to play horny football

 

[Oranges038]

This will have messy ending.

 

[Plant0x84]

Can he penetrate a defence?

 

[Plant0x84]

Good job he’s not a keeper, I don’t think he’d ever keep a clean sheet!

 

[Redplane]

We need to get a hold of ourselves and quit dicking around, sign this kid and shake hands with the milkman.

 

[Scandi Red]

I love the optimism, but there is no chance we'll attract such a talent. It's a wet dream.

 

[Cunha08]

Wouldn't be the first time I've had Jizz on the back of my shirt.

 

[Plant0x84]

Get him in - if it doesn’t work on the pitch he can go into the kitchens. I’m sure he’ll get a grip and choke our chicken problems.

 

[horsechoker]

 

[ROFLUTION]

Can he operate in the hole?

 

[Big Ben Foster]

Let's sign him. We need a player who's not afraid to shoot and hit the target.

 

[Big Ben Foster]

Masterstroke if we pull him off

 

[BeforeKeanetherewasRobson]

Done nothing to date.

Bit premature to give him his own thread.

 

[whitbyviking]

Does he like penetrating in behind? Good on the balls?

 

[StamsShinyHead]

I'd like to see him make a big splash.

 

[PoTMS]

Sex.

 

[pascell]

Good in the box and whipping the balls in.

 

[Florida Man]

Any leaks on us actually signing him?

 

[Red Rash]

Name sounds like a euphemism for a pornstar's vagina

 

[Big Ben Foster]

Any leaks on us actually signing him?

If he cums to United it'll be in the summer, not in January

 

[FrankDrebin]

 

[horsechoker]

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Looks good in the Eredivisie but we shouldn't blow our load on him and get another dud

 

[Ali Dia]

Big Willy in the centre, Jizz on the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with you

 

[Robbie Boy]

What. A. Name.

 

[horsechoker]

What. A. Name.

5 per cent pleasure
50 per cent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name

 

[BlackBen]

Perfect player for LVG’s horny football

 

[No Love]

The more I think about it, is this just the laziest naming of all time? Couldn’t be fecked thinking of a name so just called him Jizz. Nice.

 

[horsechoker]

The more I think about it, is this just the laziest naming of all time? Couldn’t be fecked thinking of a name so just called him Jizz. Nice.

He started off as jizz

Spoiler

never thought it would cum to this

 

[King Eric 7]

Deserves a shot in our first team. Would be our most potent forward.