I'll take reasons why somebody might visit the hospital for 100, Alex
Music Jools Holland Hootenanny | Happy New Year 2024 | Rick Astley alternative
- Thread starter Sassy Colin
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Who indeed.
Fair play to Jools for being on the BBC this long and not being a paedophile. Tough line to skirt.
As far as we know
Presumption of diddlecence.
Come on, you know the drill, no pedophile or rape jokes etc etc, you know what people are like.
What a pile of shite this is. Again.
Switched over to BBC one and its somewhat worse.
Switched over to BBC one and its somewhat worse.
@Sassy Colin is this supposed to be good?
Proper music this. Not like the crap these days
A bunch of old white guys pretending to be black guys from the 50s.
Could go down to my local open mic night and catch stuff of this quality.
I think the BBC just don’t have the heart to tell him they don’t need him this New Year
fecking Jim Bowen on here now. Not a dartboard to be seen, either.
My god this is a shocker for a hootenanny.
Roland Gift, not bad.
Looks on his last legs, tbf
Looks on his last legs, tbf
The bloke from fine young cannibals has let himself go.
Used to be, back in the day. 2019 was the last good year.
Only good thing about NYE tv is the London fireworks and they go and ruin them by going on about a dead woman.
Any speedboats on offer?
Apparently the quality of artists and music has never been better. At least according to the industry.. Jools seems to be finding it a bit tough finding a decent bunch to kick-start the party. What a dire shite this was.
He was always in trouble when George Ezra was the headline act.
BBC1 didn't fare much better with some cult leader, the bloke from Darkness and Mel C. I remember them getting Kylie and Craig David in past years.
Absolutely, this is getting a bit stale.
I thought the Eurovision guy was surprisingly entertaining tbf
I was resigned to the inevitability of this again, but it turns out there's a Rick Astley alternative on BBC1 and you get fireworks at half time, so I might give that a try instead.
The Mary Wallopers should be great.
Astley still has it 
He's also a big Cafe favourite/stalwart.
He's also a big Cafe favourite/stalwart.
fecking hell. Rod Steward wheeled out of the care home for the night and a bunch of absolute nobodies. And the alternative is an 80s nostalgia act.
Mary Wallopers stole the show. Very enjoyable.
Infinitely better than the shite that was on RTE !
Infinitely better than the shite that was on RTE !
Sat through a bit of this as guess it is a UK tradition and never realised it was pre recorded in middle of December. Load of shite anyway
Rick doing The Smiths at Glasto was the stuff of legends, tonight not so much.
Yip and yip. Presume the nature of the show meant he tempered it.
Watching Elton at Glastonbury now.
Haven't all the people (apart from Colin) who liked Jools Holland died off? They were making jokes about how no one watches it anymore 15 years ago in The Thick of It.
That was peep show wasn’t it?
Was this episode and the tory spin doctor gets all pissy about the Jools Holland reference at a later point.
Happy New Year from the east coast of the US. I am sorry we feck everything up. #freedom #guns #Merica
Oh yeah of course, boo to nanny
