You gormless fecking spastic
His big chance to break onto the first team and he does something that fecking spasticated in his first touch.
Lets all laugh at Bendtner.
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik @Rood and Imran @Annihilate Now! start with the good news by celebrating Manchester United Women's emphatic FA Cup win over Spurs at Wembley and the future of manager Marc Skinner.
Then it's the bad news and the ever worsening form of our Men with losses to Arsenal and Palace.
Finally the main debate - ETH Out now or keep him until the end of the season - if not longer. Are you Team Nik or Team Imran?
You gormless fecking spastic
His big chance to break onto the first team and he does something that fecking spasticated in his first touch.
im sure Peterstorey will have some reasonable and highly articulate explanation for Benders goal line clearance
Adebayor to beat him up, again.
he tried to act smart and went for glory but screwed up miserably
but
but
Can a draw at home be a win?im sure Peterstorey will have some reasonable and highly articulate explanation for Benders goal line clearance
he will convince himself it canNice save that one. I was watching the match with a liverpool supporting mate of mine and he couldn't stop laughing after that happened.
arsenals kids
GIF time
whats he done
What did he do??
Adebayor beat a defender really well inside the box, and crossed into the middle of the goal from just beyond the left-hand post. Bendtner just couldn't reach the cross, and it was headed away by a Liverpool defender, but not very well or very far. It fell to Fabregas, who was stood on the penalty spot, who had plenty of time to take it down and fire it at the open goal, because Reina was miles away.
It looked certain that it was going to be 2-1, but it wasn't. Despite no Liverpool player or the goalkeeper being anywhere near Fabregas or the shot to stop it going in, Bendtner somehow conspired to stop the ball on the line from his teammate's shot. And then, as he desperately scrambled to make up for that by putting it in himself, he kicked it away and out of danger.
Not that it would have mattered, because just by touching it he made himself offside. It was hilarious really; he should have jumped out of the way much earlier, and then Arsenal would have had the lead.
Sell him in the window. What an utter twat.
I was surprised that Gallas did not headbutt him.
"A tool is a device or a piece of equipment that typically provides a mechanical advantage in accomplishing a task or enables the accomplishment of a task not otherwise possible."
I guess he isn't even good enough to be called a tool.
It was a truly pathetic moment. I had to burst out laughing at that. It was one of the biggest comedy misses i'd ever seen.
What's worse is his substitution tonight had a negative impact more than anything..pushed Hleb to the right, Walcott to the left making him far less effective, played shit and of course clearing a clear goal off the line. Well done Bendtner!
lol - nice one Wenger!
that was funnyHe just put Liverpool into the semi finals.
Let's not laugh at him, let's smash his face in with a mallet.
Let's not laugh at him, let's smash his face in with a mallet.
Except for hte fact playing at the Kop means nothing to Arsenal.
Why the feck are you lot laughing, because of this wanker, Liverpool will again fluke it to the semis.
He was crying in the other end of the pitch. It's unfair Arsenal can't score on all their chances.
What I was thinking!
dumb cnut could have just left it and it would have been a goalhe tried to act smart and went for glory but screwed up miserably
but
Wenger saw that one LOL
He was trying to get out of the way!he tried to act smart and went for glory but screwed up miserably
but
In fairness if Bendtner hadn't cleared it Carra would've stormed in and rescued the situation. Probably.
Poor Bastard.
I laughed at him. At least Wenger saw something this time.
I laughed at him. At least Wenger saw something this time.
He was quick thinking and showed composure
I remember Flo doing something like this against us in 99 in the FA Cup.
What a technique, he's a genius.
Bendtner > Bramble