Let's all laugh at England

[Siezard]

Southgate's selection of players was a joke. When Mason Greenwood pulled out of the tournament due to injury, he should have picked Ollie Watkins. Instead he just picked tons of left/rightbacks like Coady, Trippier, Walker, Reece.

Southgate should definitely have picked Ollie Watkins or Vardy or Callum Wilson esp if he does not trust DCL or Rashford or Sancho. Southgate only trusts the first 11 and neglects the rest of the players just like Ole.

 

[Hectic]

 

[Marcosdeto]

Its time to stop laughing at England now.

I really feel sorry the players and especially the ones that missed the spot kicks. I also feel sorry for the players that didnt get a chance to play and influence the game/tournament. I feel sorry for my English friends. Nothing but upstanding people of the highest calibre that are so far removed from the imbeciles that boo national anthems and flood twitter with hypocritical racist bile, and the other bunch of neanderthals that dont see any wrong in destroying your capital city or kicking someones head in. feck them. They are just scum.

We have to start trying to filter out the good from the bad here. The cohort of arseholes mentioned above get all of the press attention and its very easy to jump on the bus with them and just keep the narrative going.

As @Marcosdeto says , the real England is a great country full of mainly good decent people. I have been to see United loads of times and never once did I see any violence. Always had a great time when I am in England and I have been there 100s of times over the years. Ironically its Scotland where someone wanted to fight becasue of my accent.

Yes I am glad England lost on a broad level - but mainly for the scumbags. I never want them to be happy.

To the rest of you decent sorts - unlucky chaps, its a bitter pill to swallow when you lose a final, but at least you were there to have a say.
Well done.

Mate, you are from Ireland, I went there twice, first time only Dublin and Belfast, second time Dublin, Cork., Kilkeny, Doombeg
The Irish are so funny, so welcomenly. the country is beautiful

but i love it when your rugby team fecks up
Love it

some world cup you will make it to the semifinals, hope it happens when i'm dead

 

[McGrathsipan]

Mate, you are from Ireland, I went there twice, first time only Dublin and Belfast, second time Dublin, Cork., Kilkeny, Doombeg
The Irish are so funny, so welcomenly. the country is beautiful

but i love it when your rugby team fecks up
Love it

some world cup you will make it to the semifinals, hope it happens when i'm dead

Dont forget weve only started using the wheel over here in 1978 and Highways - well thats even more recent.
Were still mostly using horses and carts for transport - its nice.

One day your Rugby team will be relevant! Or Maybe not

 

[The Firestarter]

Wasted opportunity, should have made them such that they never go into positive state

 

[Dirty Schwein]

This has all been really amusing and it was good laughing at England and watching their supporters lose their shit (despite them doing the same to most other nations) but when you see shit like the below, you kind of think it's time to stop.

It's all fun and games but gestures like the one below (spoilered as it may set some people off) need to stop.

Spoiler

Let's now get this forum back to being about United/Ole out/Transfer muppetry etc.

 

[Zlatan 7]

This has all been really amusing and it was good laughing at England and watching their supporters lose their shit (despite them doing the same to most other nations) but when you see shit like the below, you kind of think it's time to stop.

It's all fun and games but gestures like the one below (spoilered as it may set some people off) need to stop.

Spoiler

Let's now get this forum back to being about United/Ole out/Transfer muppetry etc.

Spoiler

 

[Zlatan 7]

It’s coming home 2022

 

[Marcosdeto]

Dont forget weve only started using the wheel over here in 1978 and Highways - well thats even more recent.
Were still mostly using horses and carts for transport - its nice.

One day your Rugby team will be relevant! Or Maybe not

we are relevant
we demand respect!

 

[Moby]

This has all been really amusing and it was good laughing at England and watching their supporters lose their shit (despite them doing the same to most other nations) but when you see shit like the below, you kind of think it's time to stop.

It's all fun and games but gestures like the one below (spoilered as it may set some people off) need to stop.

Spoiler

Let's now get this forum back to being about United/Ole out/Transfer muppetry etc.

Came across something similar and I wholeheartedly agree.

Spoiler

 

[M Bison]

Its been a tough 48 hours after losing on penalties but this thread does actually make me feel better.

Feck the haters, we'll be back

 

[Hectic]

Wasted opportunity, should have made them such that they never go into positive state

Updated now, I knew something was wrong but my brain couldn't work it out. Must be because I'm from England.

 

[MUFC OK]

Too true, we will always find a way to feck it up. Could have won 2-0 if they didn't sit back for 60 mins.

 

[RedDevilRoshi]

Which EPL team do England most resemble?

Man Utd, Chelsea, City, Liverpool would be France, Spain, Germany, Italy.

Are England better than Holland?

I think Holland would be Spurs. Portugal might be Arsenal. Denmark maybe Everton.

I think England are Westham.

Spurs

The Engalnd fanbase - definitely Liverpool

 

[MUFC OK]

Spurs

The Engalnd fanbase - definitely Liverpool

Or Leeds.

 

[Desert Eagle]

Spurs

The Engalnd fanbase - definitely Liverpool

Nah for all the shit we give Liverpool they are actually successful. I'd say more like recent Arsenal.

 

[Shane88]

 

[The Firestarter]

Updated now, I knew something was wrong but my brain couldn't work it out. Must be because I'm from England.

@dumbo your work transcends Glaston!

 

[Zlatan 7]

Nice now that the rawness has worn off and the fans can have a laugh.

for all the shit about the 3 lions nonsense we do know the meaning of the verses and how your jewels remain still gleaming throughout, your time will come. Yes jules : )

 

[VidaRed]

self deprecating

 

[VidaRed]

Its been a tough 48 hours after losing on penalties but this thread does actually make me feel better.

Feck the haters, we'll be back

feck england, get on the utd bandwagon.

First stop is the transfer forum!

 

[Irwin99]

Spurs

The Engalnd fanbase - definitely Liverpool

Newcastle. As Keane and Ferguson said they (Newcastle) are an arrogant lot for a team that hasn't won anything for 50 years.

 

[Chekhov]

Spurs.

Somehow being mentioned as a top team despite having won feck all since that asteroid killed the dinosaurs.

 

[Hectic]

The guy is England and each coconut represents a major international tournament.

 

[Moby]

 

[Pretzels81]

I truly thought Mick Jagger would finally see England winning something other than the WC in 1966. That was...Christ, 55 years ago. 55.

 

[golden_blunder]

I agree - we’re a global fanbase and no-one has to support England just because they support Utd. But there’s a big difference between not supporting and spewing hatred. Of course those who are spewing hatred are still free to support Utd - it’s just it’s a bit weird. Surely you see that?

Why is it weird though? United fans spew hatred against other clubs so why is it such a stretch?

 

[golden_blunder]

Don’t understand why you haven’t been banned, you’re clearly a WUM. I think the most offensive part of it though is that you’re not even a good troll.







Here’s another few of the gems from your ensemble of shiteposting:

• Talking about Harry Kane as a potential transfer target

• Comparing Mbappe and Henry

• Discussing Klopp‘s future

• Expressing dissatisfaction that Villareal have outspent United in recent years

• Rejecting a fullback because you haven’t heard of them and you want a centre back instead
  

And my personal favourite because it seems a reasonable post...



...until people realise you’re talking about Zidane as a replacement for Ed Woodward.

Wowzers. That’s a thorough spanking right there

 

[Random Task]

The guy is England and each coconut represents a major international tournament.

 

[Giggsy13]

Still loving the fact England lost. Booing when the players took a knee and the vile abuse directed at the 3 young lions, the universe has a beautiful way of handing out karma.

 

[TheReligion]

Still loving the fact England lost. Booing when the players took a knee and the vile abuse directed at the 3 young lions, the universe has a beautiful way of handing out karma.

The karma is England lost and all the players are gutted including the three young lions you speak of?

Doesn't really seem like karma

 

[TheReligion]

Why is it weird though? United fans spew hatred against other clubs so why is it such a stretch?

Probably because some clearly hate the English and haven't been afraid of hiding it. That's pretty weird to be honest. To literally judge and hate a whole nation. Those people need counselling or something.

 

[Ananke]

Still loving the fact England lost. Booing when the players took a knee and the vile abuse directed at the 3 young lions, the universe has a beautiful way of handing out karma.

Whilst I quietly sat at home and supported my home nation, popped over to some friends for the latter part of the tournament and had a few beers, like many other millions of English people. Completely karma, how dare we.

 

[Peter van der Gea]

Still loving the fact England lost. Booing when the players took a knee and the vile abuse directed at the 3 young lions, the universe has a beautiful way of handing out karma.

A dude with that username talking about karma. The irony

 

[do.ob]

If we get to page 55 it's coming home. Just a couple more "how dare you not love us" posts in the "let's all laugh at England" thread and you've made it.

 

[TheReligion]

One more World Cup than all the other home nations put together.

 

[The Firestarter]

 

[Cloud7]

Nah for all the shit we give Liverpool they are actually successful. I'd say more like recent Arsenal.

No way. The almost compulsive need we see to be the 'neutral's favorite', which this thread has been evidence of (You can't be a United fan if you dislike the England team) completely reeks of Liverpool fans.

 

[The Firestarter]

The guy is England and each coconut represents a major international tournament.

The kimono tops it

 

[Hectic]

New footage of Gareth Southgate after the penalties.