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As expected, they got absolutely annihilated by France. Southgate out.
 

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Il rentre à la maison
 

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As expected, they got absolutely annihilated by France. Southgate out.
Unbelievable how they lost after that Maguire bicycle goal screamer
 

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Unbelievable how they lost after that Maguire bicycle goal screamer
While you were admiring that piece of magic, you probably missed the fact that he scored that into his own net, while the score was at 1-1 in the 123rd minute...
 

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While you were admiring that piece of magic, you probably missed the fact that he scored that into his own net, while the score was at 1-1 in the 123rd minute...
:lol:
 

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That hat trick from Maguire was surprising. Didn't think he could fit a trilby on that skull but once again he proved me wrong.

Kane getting caned and rapping "You Just Got Kaned" was another highlight, as was the part when Rio was subbed on at half time so England had someone decent in defense.
 

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That hat trick from Maguire was surprising. Didn't think he could fit a trilby on that skull but once again he proved me wrong.

Kane getting caned and rapping "You Just Got Kaned" was another highlight, as was the part when Rio was subbed on at half time so England had someone decent in defense.
What I wanna know is why and how McGinn was allowed to start in that French midfield?
 

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What I wanna know is why and how McGinn was allowed to start in that French team?
He started talking and because none of the repulsed English could understand him, the French (who, because they're French, were already drunk) said "ah oui, e must be our compatriote".
 

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What's that in kylians pocket? Ah just half of man city's defence. What a game by the best french player of all time.
 

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Southgate did all he could to get back in it. Bringing on Mount just didn't pay off
 

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Southgate didn’t use his subs effectively AGAIN and Mbappe was able to run riot at times. France were the better side and deserved the win
 

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You can't concede four goals by half time and expect to recover.
 

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As an rather old dude in his late 40's, and without having experienced it personally but having heard about it too many times from my dad, I've told my English friends since the late 80's that Karma has cursed the English national team for at least 50 years to make up for the illegal 'Wembley goal' in 1966 - every German knows what I'm talking about. The English have been laughing all the time, well... ;) Anyway, hell time's up since the WC 2018, hence, at least you have my blessing and maybe Karma's finally too? Good luck!
 

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I'm fine, to be honest. England were fantastic. Saka, Foden, Bellingham and Rice looks like an incredibly promising core.
 

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They did us proud again. What a tournament for them. Beating Iran beating Wales man they even beat a Senegal without Mane.

Let the celebrations begin
 

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Lads it’s England.
 

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Ah ye were a bit unlucky today tbf. More fun when ye actually flop.

But sure, I'll laugh anyway. :lol: