Make Manchester United Great Again - Email Ed Woodward

[Americano]

Does the board really know how unhappy we are with the manager? Before it's too late, can we coordinate an effort to make sure we get that message across in a constructive way to the people that matter? I worry that the public discontent has not been strong enough to truly register with them.

I won't be able to stand another year with Van Gaal. I'm tired of complaining on the forum so I've written an email to Woodward to let him know, and I plan to continue emailing him every day and whoever else I can come up with that might be involved in evaluating the manager's performance.

It's unlikely that Woodward will reply and I wonder if he would even read those kind of emails. But if he and his fellow decision-makers sit down to an inbox of 500 messages with subject lines like "Van Gaal is keeping me from renewing my season ticket", at least they would know how the supporters feel.

Let's get this started... I think these email addresses of the managing board members should work. Corrections or additions are welcome.

Woodward's email: ed.woodward@manutd.co.uk
Richard Arnold: richard.arnold@manutd.co.uk
Jamieson Reigle: jamie.reigle@manutd.co.uk
Avram Glazer: contact info?
Joel Glazer: joel.glazer@manutd.co.uk

 

[adexkola]

Post the email you sent.

 

[fishfingers15]

 

[adexkola]

And at big corporations, the emails of high ranking officials and presidents are managed by administrative assistants who filter out all but very pertinent emails. So it's a possibility that Woodward may never see an email from the vast majority of people who send him one.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

Just asked him if he thinks video gaming is a sport.

 

[Dante]

He's bound to take my email seriously. I am a Nigerian prince, after all.

 

[Stobzilla]

This place.

 

[LInkash]

Email Giggsy, he'll be motivated to kick up a fuss to get rid of van Gaal.

 

[Ryan7]

I echo emailing Giggs. Make sure the subject title is 'I'm horny and on live cam now' otherwise he'll probably ignore it.

 

[SteveJ]

Dear Ed,

I note with regret that you won't deign to descend from your ivory tower of arrogance and partake in my Ghosts and Lightbulbs thread. You bastard. Oh and then there's that 'van Gaal out' thing too.

Yours sincerely,

Steve J
(Author of the popular Lord Lucan thread)

 

[Welsh Wonder]

Hopefully he'll take my advice and start to wash his legs before he goes to bed.

 

[Red Dreams]

@SteveJ

 

[Perrick Dubois]

Cringe.

 

[Americano]

And at big corporations, the emails of high ranking officials and presidents are managed by administrative assistants who filter out all but very pertinent emails. So it's a possibility that Woodward may never see an email from the vast majority of people who send him one.

I've posted on here at least 500 times how much I hate Van Gaal, and I guarantee that nobody at the club is reading my posts. I'm just wasting my time complaining to nobody in particular. At least there's some small chance an email message gets through, especially if we work as a group.

What if Van Gaal stays on as manager and you didn't at least try to let the club know how you feel? Just imagine another year of Rooney in midfield and us scoring 0.62 goals per game. It's worth a few minutes of your time even if it doesn't work. At least I can say I did something, however Quixotic.

Back to writing Jamieson Reigle.

 

[Earthquake]

I echo emailing Giggs. Make sure the subject title is 'I'm horny and on live cam now' otherwise he'll probably ignore it.

I just done that, just got a reply that says "Make my cock great again".....

 

[Red Dreams]

this needs to be merged with Trump thread?

 

[Hojoon]

Christ

 

[Ryan7]

I just done that, just got a reply that says "Make my cock great again".....

 

[SteveJ]

Back to writing Jamieson Reigle.

No-one who cares about the hoi polloi could have a name that pretentious yet still sound like a bottle of whisky and a packet of fags. He'll probably be too busy playing doubles at Hyannis Port to answer my emails.

 

[Sassy Colin]

Have I just stumbled into RAWK by mistake?

Anyone know how to write an 'open letter'?

 

[Rednotdead]

Probably too late to make a difference anyway.

 

[soapythecat]

Is this a wind up?

 

[Rednotdead]

Have I just stumbled into RAWK by mistake?

Anyone know how to write an 'open letter'?

You write a letter, seal it and write "Open letter" on the back, just in case no one knows what to do with it.

 

[MDFC Manager]

Ffs

 

[Sassy Colin]

You write a letter, seal it and write "Open letter" on the back, just in case no one knows what to do with it.

But if you seal it, how can it be open?

 

[Moonred]

 

[Rednotdead]

But if you seal it, how can it be open?

"Open letter" is an instruction to open the letter.

 

[Sassy Colin]

And where do you send the fecker?

 

[Rednotdead]

And where do you send the fecker?

Address it to "The Glazers, USA"

 

[Sassy Colin]

Dir Glazers USA,

Plise can we hav a new manigeor,

Fank u,

Red caf

 

[Jazz]

I'll send an email feck it. Nothing to lose. Will probably send it to Richard Arnold as he seems to be the forgotten one. Ed probably has 100 assistants sending all 'unsolicited emails' to his junk box.

Won't bother with the Regie clown as he looks pretty constipated.

 

[RexHamilton]

I emailed Jaieson Reigle congratulating him on our commercial deals over the last few years. I bet he doesn't get the recognition he deserves. He's like Tom Hagen to Woodward's erm... Fredo.

 

[FromTheBench]

Emailed all of them.

Screw being classy and pretentious. Not RAWK etc.. Can't take another year of Van Gaal philosophy.

It's probably handed by admin assistants and emails won't reach any of them but atleast if there is a big quantity some sort of collective message might that we are getting loads of emails to this effect.

 

[Moonred]

Tell us what you are writing, please.

 

[clarkydaz]

I emailed Jaieson Reigle congratulating him on our commercial deals over the last few years. I bet he doesn't get the recognition he deserves. He's like Tom Hagen to Woodward's erm... Fredo.

this is the one you might actually get a club reply from

 

[Eckers99]

I think we need another 5 years like this to shed some of these fans.

 

[Rednotdead]

Dir Glazers USA,

Plise can we hav a new manigeor,

Fank u,

Red caf

Yes, that'd be sure to do it!

 

[Rado_N]

Every time I think the forums can't stoop any lower someone steps up.

 

[spontaneus1]

I think we need another 5 years like this to shed some of these fans.

Nah, look at Liverpool, they keep on hanging in there.

 

[Catt]

I believe they do know the fans aren't happy and the club is monitoring fan forums, social media etc. Think they have done for a few years now.