Manchester United Xmas Video

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.

Eight Mounts a-mounting...to shite.
 
Mount has contributed more in this video than he has done on the pitch.
 
Zero Cantonas?

Glazers listening to the fans like usual, then.
 
Did Ten Hag have another mystery unavoidable engagement in the Netherlands the day this was filmed?
 
Seems to be all about selling merchandise. Commercialism at Christmas anyone?
 
Mount must have spent more minutes making Christmas ads than in a United shirt this season.
 
Including the women’s team players (I presume?) makes that very confusing. Wouldn’t have a clue who they are. Is the video all footballers and only one “normal” person?
You don't know what the women's team look like?
 
They should have Jon Murtough eating chicken
 
how long before some players brief the press their unhappiness at their billing in the video.
 
Criminally disgusting wasted opportunity to send a much more inspiring message.