Mark My Words 2017/18 Edition

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

We will win the Super Cup, Martial will make a terrific assist.

We will finish 3rd in the league.

Get knocked out of Europe by a Cavani header from a Neymar cross in the QF's of the Champions League.

We will retain the League Cup against West Ham in the final - Chicharito will score but Lukaku scores a brace in the 80th minute.

We draw Spurs in the FA Cup early on and get knocked out at home from a Dele Alli tap in.

 

[Parry Gallister]

Black armbands in one fixture minimum every week.

 

[a_devil_inside]

Herrera will get more than one red card.
A team knocked out the Champions League will win the Europa.
Lingard to score double figures.
A Liverpool defender will be in the team of the season, I'm leaning towards Matip.
Rudiger will outscore Cahill.
Man Utd will sign a spectacles sponsor.
Coventry to get promoted
Gerry Francis to change his hairstyle.

 

[UnrelatedPsuedo]

- 2 of the top 6 will end the season with different managers.
- City will break the total goals scored record.
- We will do the double over Liverpool.
- We'll lose two or fewer games against City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Pool, Spurs.

 

[endless_wheelies]

You will find a new love in your life.

 

[welshmanc75]

Pogba will get 10+ goals in all comps
2 of Pep, Klopp and Conte will leave
Lukaku will score 10 more goals than Morata
Liverpool will end up in EL and finish 5th
Barca will finish 3rd begind RM and AM
France to win the WC

 

[The Stain]

We finish 5th.

Boo this man. Booo. doublejinx, lets do this

 

[RedSky]

Boo this man. Booo. doublejinx, lets do this

Booooo triple jinx.

 

[DiceRoller]

-Pogba in the PFA team of the year.

I'd like to wager money on this not happening

 

[Deleted member 101472]

I'd like to wager money on this not happening

Why not?

 

[RedPed]

1. Leeds United will be playing Premier League football next season

2. Harry Redknapp will walk.....again!

3. United will better their previous unbeaten run this season

4. Brighton, Stoke City and Huddersfield will get relegated this season

5. Arsenal and Everton will both tank in the Europa League

6. The title and relegation will be determined on the last day of the season

 

[Grylte]

Everton will finish above Liverpool.
Spurs and Liverpool will not be in top 4.
A surprise team will win the CL.
Shaw will get his LB spot back, and have a great season.
Chicharito will disappoint.
Mkhitaryan will have a great season, and be our poty.
Arsenal 4th.
We'll win the PL or FA-cup.
Swansea relegated.

 

[Hojoon]

- Arsenal to finish top 3 with Lacazette outscoring Lukaku and Morata.
- One English team will make CL semifinals.
- Martial and Rashford will get 15+ goals each in all competitions.
- United will have the best defensive record in the league but nowhere near being the top scorer.

 

[Inter Yer Nan]

Pogba or Lukaku wins player of the year
Everton finish ahead of Liverpool
Klopp will make some excuses
Barca will come 3rd in Spain
Atletico win the champions league

 

[Manny]

Everton will finish no higher than 10th.

 

[El-Manos]

1. Pogba - PFA team of the year
2. Spurs will finish outside top 4
3. City win the league

 

[Trizy]

1. United will win the league by 6 points.
2. Liverpool will win the FA Cup, beating City.
3. Chelsea will win the League Cup beating Spurs.
4. Arsenal out in Europa QF
5. City 2nd in the League.
6. Spurs and Chelsea outside top 4.

 

[Nevilles.Wear.Prada]

1) pogba will gonfor long term injury as soon as hitting top form.
2) zlatan return will prove to be a dissapointment.
3) City to go far into CL
4) Liverpool will finish top 3
5) We will get one of the domestic cup again
6) Mou will start a new controversial stunt resulting from one of his famous bust ups.

 

[P-Nut]

United, Liverpool, Chelsea and City to finish top 4.

Swansea, Brighton and Huddersfield to go down.

Jesus to finish in top 5 goalscorers.

Morata and Lukaku combined goals and assists will be dead even.

Pogba wins our player of the year.

Zlatan to score more PL goals than Rooney.

 

[NinjaZombie]

'Not a racist'

Wrong club, Steve. That's Liverpool.

 

[Tommy]

Liverpool will finish above Spurs.

That's about as bold as I'm willing to go

 

[Mrs Smoker]

Agbonlahor *again* scoring more than four goals in the season.

 

[Gentleman Jim]

City and United will fill first 2 places in PL.

Lukaku will score plenty of goals but will disappoint in pivotal matches.

Aguero will leave City by end of 18/19 season.

Pep will extend contract before end of year.

 

[Von Mistelroum]

Top four will be: 1. City, 2. Liverpool, 3. Chelsea, 4. United.

It'll be the closest top 4 in history, with only City breaking away from the pack a little.

Lukaku will be top scorer in the PL.

Sanchez will dramatically sign for City on deadline day.

Coutinho will stay at Liverpool.

Bale will leave RM, despite not wanting to go, but we won't sign him.

Rashford will cement himself on the RW.

Lindelof will have a rough first season, but will settle more later on after losing his place and regaining it.

Pogba will have a huge season.

Lacazette will prove a great signing.

Bakayoko won't though, and Morata will take time to settle. Might even be dropped to bring Costa back in.

Neymar will score bucketloads in Ligue 1. More than, or close to the amount Zlatan scored there, but PSG still won't go as far as Barca in the CL.

 

[barmyarmy]

United will win the league

Pogba will Win PFA player of the year

Lukaku will Golden shoe

Conte leaving/sacked before end of season.

 

[Shiva87]

1. Martial will have our highest assists this season.
2. PSG will win the champions league. Neither Madrid or Barcelona will make it to the final.
3. Mourinho and Conte will have a major altercation on the sidelines in one of Chelsea - United games.
4. Zlatan will sign in January.
5. Neymar will win the Ballon' D Or
6. The Premier League top 4 will end within 7 points of each other.

 

[balaks]

Chelsea will win the league
Spurs will finish in the top 4
Madrid will win the Champions League
Lukaku will fight it out with Kane for golden boot (Kane will win it again)
Liverpool will finish the season outside of top 4 and Klopp will get sacked/resign

 

[finndt]

Pogba will show everybody that he's the most complete midfielder in the game. Next summer is going to be all about PSG and Real trying to lure him. And because of Raiola, the move is inevitable.

I hope I'm about 50% right.

 

[EyeInTheSky]

• Abramovich to flog Chelsea (splits with wife and looses a fortune + Russian sanctions)
• United win CL if they can get past quarters
• Klopp back to Dortmund
• Pep to PSG
• Poch to city or pool
• United sold to any one of Google, Apple, Facebook or Rich easternish owners
• Smalling, Darmian,will still be crap

 

[roonster09]

1. ManUtd will score more than 75 league goals.
2. None of the English clubs will go past Quarter finals of CL.
3. PSG will reach semi finals of CL.

 

[Siorac]

• Abramovich to flog Chelsea (splits with wife and looses a fortune + Russian sanctions)
• United win CL if they can get past quarters
• Klopp back to Dortmund
• Pep to PSG
• Poch to city or pool
• United sold to any one of Google, Apple, Facebook or Rich easternish owners
• Smalling, Darmian,will still be crap

Why would Google or Facebook want to buy United?

 

[EyeInTheSky]

Why would Google or Facebook want to buy United?

Marketing and making more money?

I don't know, thought we were just joking.

 

[DimitriusFalcao]

City to win the league
Iheanacho to finish in top 5 scorers in the league
Conte to leave before December
Both North London clubs to miss out on top 4
Little Pea to have a stormer of a season
Lukaku to score 20 goals plus
Sturridge to miss most of the season through injury
Real to win La Liga, but miss out on the CL
United to make CL last 16
Pogba to score 10+ goals

 

[Norris]

• Morata will struggle at Chelsea
• Lacazette will be a hit at Arsenal
• Lukaku will score 30 goals atleast
• United to reach SF of UCL losing out to even more defensive Atletico
• PSG will win the Champions League with Neymar scoring in the final
• We'll sign Gareth Bale or Lucas Moura before the transfer window closes
• Fellaini will score atleast 7 goals this season
• Pogba to hit the woodwork atleast 5 times this season

 

[KM]

• Lukaku will score more than 35 goals
• Martial and Shaw will be first team regulars throughout this season and reach their tremendous potential
• Valencia will be displaced by someone else on right back(I don't know who)
• Alli will leave and Poch will walk the next season
• Neymar will help PSG win the Champions League knocking out Barcelona

 

[Siorac]

Marketing and making more money?

I don't know, thought we were just joking.

Well, there are some outlandish predictions in this thread so yeah, probably not everyone takes it seriously. But I thought it was a genuine prediction and as such, it made zero sense.

 

[Natener]

United will not lose more than 3 PL games this season. Caf will be mourning about some of the most uninspiring football ever played by United til at least November. Caf will be asking who is worse LVG or Mourinho. United will hit form by Xmas week. United will be unstoppable as they become 21-time English Champions.

 

[Annihilate Now!]

Conte will leave Chelsea

Huddersfield will be this year's surprise package

Rashford will win Young Player of the Year

 

[Ekkie Thump]

1. Manchester United will win the league.
2. City, Chelsea and Spurs will complete the top 4 in that order.
3. Kane will remain the league's top scorer.
4. Rooney will score 11 goals.
5. Spurs will win the FA Cup
6. Stoke will lose the League cup final to Liverpool, who will also make the semis of the Europa league.
7. Utd will get knocked out of the champions league by PSG in the quarters.
8. Leeds will win the playoffs to piss everyone else off next year.

Prediction: 2/8

 

[GoalsGetGirls]

1. Chelsea won't make top 4
2. Spurs will flop at home
3. Lukaku will be PL top scorer
4. Benitez will be the first manager to go
5. We'll make the QF of CL