I've got a very important korfball-match tonight and if we win we will almost surely become champions! 
Matchday
- Thread starter PSV Rulezzz
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That must be the fecking worst game in the world.
what the heck is korfball?
It's the only sport I can really play and can still hope I'm a little good at it and can even try to win matches <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
And I can even become champion!
And I can even become champion!
Its net ball with a fecking wicker basket about 50 foot high.
Its played by twats and stupid European cnuts.
Its played by twats and stupid European cnuts.
I'm trying to find a pic somewhere.
It's not only for twats!!!
But I think when men play it, they are gay though...
But I play only in a womensteam.
It's not only for twats!!!
But I think when men play it, they are gay though...
But I play only in a womensteam.
I stand by my original post.
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I think if we would be playing against of a team of English men like you we would overclass you!
Prediction: 14-0 <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
Prediction: 14-0 <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
BTW. This is not my team, but just to give you an idea what korfball is.
I mean what the feck is this???
Puzzling...
That's some one trying to throw a ball in the korf
That truly is the worst sport i've seen
Followed closely by 'Beach Tag' in India
Followed closely by 'Beach Tag' in India
So basically, you run around this korf in the middle of the field, trying to throw the ball into it?
What's the best tactic?
What's the best tactic?
But still, tomorrow there is at least one champion at this site
Ermmm this should be in the Other Sports forum....
You've got one field divided by a middle line which you may not cross. A team is built up out of 8 players, 4 strikers and 4 defenders. After each 2 goals, roles switch.
The best tactic is to keep the field wide and pass the ball around very quickly, for you may not run when you have the ball in your hands. And at a sudden point you can make some actions and run towards the korf and if nobody is defending you (defending means: if there is a hand from a defender above the ball you may not shoot) you can scoor.
The best tactic is to keep the field wide and pass the ball around very quickly, for you may not run when you have the ball in your hands. And at a sudden point you can make some actions and run towards the korf and if nobody is defending you (defending means: if there is a hand from a defender above the ball you may not shoot) you can scoor.
Originally posted by Stanley Road:
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This should be in the 'korfball' forum on it's own
Or the 'Classic thread' forum</strong><hr></blockquote>
Again a classic thread? WOW!
But I was not really planning to talk about the sport but just about me becoming a champion tonight
Originally posted by Stanley Road:
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This should be in the 'korfball' forum on it's own
Or the 'Classic thread' forum</strong><hr></blockquote>
Or should I just delete it? Even if it is a sport, its a crap one.
Originally posted by PSV Rulezzz:
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Again a classic thread? WOW!
But I was not really planning to talk about the sport but just about me becoming a champion tonight
Its a shite game, and you are a twat for admitting you play it, you should team up with 007, you would make a nice couple.
Originally posted by Stanley Road:
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No-one wants to know!!! They were just being sarcastic
We know how pants it is and knowing the rules and the tictacs will make everybody suicidal</strong><hr></blockquote>
Just for your 'algemene ontwikkeling' you know a little more about tactics and you might see that some of the tactics are the same as in soccer.
Originally posted by Neil Thomson:
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Or should I just delete it? Even if it is a sport, its a crap one.
Can you not just keep away from those buttons or what?
Your like a fecking hatchet man.
Even if it is a crap sport, still we're top of the league, I think nobody around here can say that (or maybe some Arse-fans... )
(or maybe some Arse-fans... )Originally posted by PSV Rulezzz:
<strong>Even if it is a crap sport, still we're top of the table, I think nobody around here can say that
The dinner table?
Originally posted by Stanley Road:
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Is 'Snotball' an 'Other sport' too?
It's where you sit on the kazi and flick big boogers at the door whilst having a Pony</strong><hr></blockquote>
So its you who does that!
Originally posted by PSV Rulezzz:
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Just for your 'algemene ontwikkeling' you know a little more about tactics and you might see that some of the tactics are the same as in soccer.
Nice of you to consider my 'General Development' but how many 35 yard screamers have you scored in Barfball?
Originally posted by Stanley Road:
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Nice of you to consider my 'General Development' but how many 35 yard screamers have you scored in Barfball?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ahum. If you mean how many goals I've scored at korfball, I can't give you an answer coz there were too many of them to count