Film Michael Jackson: The Movie

[horsechoker]

No pedofile or rape jokes, should go without saying but I know what some of you are like.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/jan/18/michael-jackson-biopic-antoine-fuqua

Michael Jackson big screen biopic will start production this year


The film will be directed by Antoine Fuqua, whose credits include Training Day, and will be in collaboration with the singer’s estate

 

[Scandi Red]

He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He hee

 

[horsechoker]

He protecc
He attack
But most importantly
He hee

Heh

 

[CallyRed]

Shamone

 

[horsechoker]

Shamone

Pogue_Shamone

 

[Dumbstar]

Should get Prince to play him.



I mean Andrew obviously.

 

[edcunited1878]

hehe hehe

 

[acnumber9]

In collaboration with his estate. We’ll definitely get a true depiction then.

 

[horsechoker]

We need a black actor, who can turn white

 

[dumbo]

Can't wait for the scenes where Michael, a grown man, is left alone to spend time with little boys he barely knows by himself, in his bedroom and hotel rooms for extended periods, and where nothing untoward ever happens, and his management, security, enterage all nonchalantly let him be because everything is entirely pure and innocent because it's Michael. They should call the film: The Creep That Raped Lots of Kids.

 

[Norman Brownbutter]

The story of a young boy with a dream to one day become a real life Scooby doo villain.

 

[Red in STL]

Blackface is rightly taboo, why isn't whiteface?

 

[amolbhatia50k]

No pedofile or rape jokes, should go without saying but I know what some of you are like.

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2023/jan/18/michael-jackson-biopic-antoine-fuqua

Michael Jackson big screen biopic will start production this year


The film will be directed by Antoine Fuqua, whose credits include Training Day, and will be in collaboration with the singer’s estate

Definitely going to be an honest and fair portrayal.

 

[FrankDrebin]

Shot in black and white.

 

[cafecillos]

Blackface is rightly taboo, why isn't whiteface?

Ah, the good old "just asking questions" routine.

 

[SalfordRed18]

Blackface is rightly taboo, why isn't whiteface?

Because this is a biopic about a pedophile with vitiligo.

 

[Member 125398]

Blackface is rightly taboo, why isn't whiteface?

You can't even buy white bin bags ffs

 

[horsechoker]

You can't even buy white bin bags ffs

Why can't I buy white pudding?!

 

[Member 125398]

Why can't I buy white pudding?!

Cos their bringing the sharia law down on us.

 

[SalfordRed18]

Cos their bringing the sharia law down on us.

With their Islamic ray guns.

 

[SuperiorXI]

Heh heh

 

[horsechoker]

Heh heh

What does ten Hag have to do with anything?

 

[SuperiorXI]

What does ten Hag have to do with anything?

It's a joke, heh?

You should have put No Ten Hag or Heh jokes, should go without saying but I know what some of you are like, Heh! in OP

 

[calodo2003]

Can't wait to never see this.

 

[Fully Fledged]

Why is this even being made? The guy abused children for feck sake. How is he still acceptable in mainstream media?

 

[HTG]

Why is this even being made? The guy abused children for feck sake. How is he still acceptable in mainstream media?

Because they can make money.

 

[horsechoker]

Why is this even being made? The guy abused children for feck sake. How is he still acceptable in mainstream media?

Román Polanski has made a ton of films

 

[Fully Fledged]

Román Polanski has made a ton of films

And I agree the man's a monster but he made his films in a time when nobody who could make a difference gave a feck. Weinstein made a fortune out of films while abusing women and girls. I had hoped that with his conviction we had moved on from it being acceptable.

 

[SalfordRed18]

Why is this even being made? The guy abused children for feck sake. How is he still acceptable in mainstream media?

Sure there was a few biopics and docs for prince Philip when he died, and he was a nazi so...

 

[Mockney]

I hope it contains this scene

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[amolbhatia50k]

Doesnt work for me. Which is probably a good thing.

 

[ColvaleGoa]

Anyone seen the tweets about MJ autopsy pictures being leaked?

What is the bloody world coming to?

 

[Salt Bailly]

Anyone seen the tweets about MJ autopsy pictures being leaked?

What is the bloody world coming to?

Elaborate, you must.

 

[Salt Bailly]

Nothing will ever top Moonwalker. Joe Pesci's finest hour.

 

[Scandi Red]

Anyone seen the tweets about MJ autopsy pictures being leaked?

What is the bloody world coming to?

Why can't they let the man rest in pee-hees?

 

[ColvaleGoa]

Elaborate, you must.

Supposed to be some scary pics. I am not brave enough to check it.

 

[tenpoless]

Synopsis:

 

[Salt Bailly]

Supposed to be some scary pics. I am not brave enough to check it.

One of our sordid fellow cafites will step up.

I'm thinking @horsechoker, @rimaldo or @Sassy Colin.