I've got a brilliant Seaman-gag image - how do I put it on the site? I don't own a URL.
Movement of Seaman continues to emerge from gags
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Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) discuss United's fantastic win away against Athletic Club in the semi-final of the Europa League.
They also pick out the positives of United's 4-3 loss away at Brentford, and Nik reviews a day out at Old Trafford watching Manchester United Women qualify for the Champions League.
It has to be on the internet somewhere... (you don't have to own the URL)
Thinking about it, I'm not sure I want to see it... <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" />
Well, can't find it...all it was was a Sky Sports News headline saying
KEEGAN FILLS SCHMEICHEL'S GAP WITH SEAMAN
Bit disrespectful to Peter. But I suppose he asked for it signing for Shitty. On a similar theme:
Seaman withdraws gracefully from the Arse to fill Schmeichel's boots
Keegan's hole at the back left by the Great Dane is covered by Seaman
Seaman covers Bell End
Keegan takes Seaman from Wenger's Arse
Arse weeps at Seaman's release
Seaman to fill Keegan's hole at the back
Wenger to get youngster in for Seaman
Seaman - the cream of Manchester
Seaman exit leaves bad taste in Wenger's mouth
10,000 City fans sit on Bell End as hole at the back gets covered by
40-year-old Seaman expelled by the Arse
City's Bell End erupts as Seaman comes from Arse
KEEGAN FILLS SCHMEICHEL'S GAP WITH SEAMAN
Bit disrespectful to Peter. But I suppose he asked for it signing for Shitty. On a similar theme:
Seaman withdraws gracefully from the Arse to fill Schmeichel's boots
Keegan's hole at the back left by the Great Dane is covered by Seaman
Seaman covers Bell End
Keegan takes Seaman from Wenger's Arse
Arse weeps at Seaman's release
Seaman to fill Keegan's hole at the back
Wenger to get youngster in for Seaman
Seaman - the cream of Manchester
Seaman exit leaves bad taste in Wenger's mouth
10,000 City fans sit on Bell End as hole at the back gets covered by
40-year-old Seaman expelled by the Arse
City's Bell End erupts as Seaman comes from Arse
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Very good - I'm waiting for the day when Keagan's had enough of him - " Keagan drops Seaman!" or "Keagan gets rid of Seaman" or "Keagan washes Seaman off his hand!" or "Seaman exits thorugh the back".
Very good - I'm waiting for the day when Keagan's had enough of him - " Keagan drops Seaman!" or "Keagan gets rid of Seaman" or "Keagan washes Seaman off his hand!" or "Seaman exits thorugh the back".
I bet we'll have some class Kev quotes re Seaman this season!
This just in:
Arsenal fans find Seaman release hard to swallow.
Seaman will stiffen up city's back line.
Arsenal fans find Seaman release hard to swallow.
Seaman will stiffen up city's back line.
Keegan shakes up his massive club, covering his leaky, gaping hole at the back with vintage Seaman, while entire heaving Bell End responds with immense explosion of joyful anticipation at the coming of safe pair of hands.
Kev feeds the goat with much-needed shot of Seaman (also directed towards the Eyal).
Kev feeds the goat with much-needed shot of Seaman (also directed towards the Eyal).
i love it just love it i do. its perfect. next season will be the best ever. kooligan's perfect for city, and the hits will just keep on rolling, watch keegan next year fellers <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
To quote Beavis & Butthead "hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehhehehhe". Still can't believe BusbyReds not chipped in, he loves Seaman gags
This time next year:
SEAMAN FORCED OUT UNDER PRESSURE FROM LIVID BELL END
"SEAMAN IS FAR FROM FINISHED", KEEGAN TELLS PROUD BELL END
SEAMAN FORCED OUT UNDER PRESSURE FROM LIVID BELL END
"SEAMAN IS FAR FROM FINISHED", KEEGAN TELLS PROUD BELL END
Let the jokes on Seaman continue to flow...
a thread full of Seaman and BusbyReds isnt even here 
Seaman is covering the whole of the Bell End to keep City in the game!'
Seaman lobs out of the Bell End after Distans dribble failed
Everything Arsenal can throw at City is sticking to Seaman in the Bell End!
RVN spurts into the Bell End lets out a powerful shot, but Seaman covers it and it slides out for a corner
The Bell End stands tall and proud as Seaman rises to the occasion
Shearer discusses a stick on penalty which was over ruled, 'You'll never get
a penalty at the Bell End, even with Seaman all over you'
Seaman lobs out of the Bell End after Distans dribble failed
Everything Arsenal can throw at City is sticking to Seaman in the Bell End!
RVN spurts into the Bell End lets out a powerful shot, but Seaman covers it and it slides out for a corner
The Bell End stands tall and proud as Seaman rises to the occasion
Shearer discusses a stick on penalty which was over ruled, 'You'll never get
a penalty at the Bell End, even with Seaman all over you'
'lil Ronnie lobs Seaman at the Bell End
David shoots a stream of liquid silk semen all over Kevin Keegan's chubby face. Oh, that doesn't work does it?
I can't belive how immature you lot are... <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" />
Originally posted by dcrompton:
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I can't believe you didn't start this thread</strong><hr></blockquote>
Making fun of the poor lad's name like that, and all so you can have some cheap juvenile "semen/Seaman" laughs... <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" />
Actually I just saw it.
Keegan tapped me up: City humiliated by embarassing Seaman leak.
-Shocking revelations see Seaman splashed all over newspapers.
"Goalkeeper's coming up for the corner... HE SCORES! Seaman ruins another clean sheet!"
"Come On Kev!" Seaman blasts City boss
Premature Seaman release mars Arse
"Ballack shoots... oh, Seaman is all over the place!"
Wenger admits, "Seaman affected the youngsters more than I had thought"
Wenger says Seaman was no longer effective
"And the City goalkeeper has fallen into the crowd trying to retrieve the ball, but here he is, Seaman comes rushing out of the Bell End!"
-Shocking revelations see Seaman splashed all over newspapers.
"Goalkeeper's coming up for the corner... HE SCORES! Seaman ruins another clean sheet!"
"Come On Kev!" Seaman blasts City boss
Premature Seaman release mars Arse
"Ballack shoots... oh, Seaman is all over the place!"
Wenger admits, "Seaman affected the youngsters more than I had thought"
Wenger says Seaman was no longer effective
"And the City goalkeeper has fallen into the crowd trying to retrieve the ball, but here he is, Seaman comes rushing out of the Bell End!"
Seaman is covering his near post
While it pains Wenger to admit it, he feels he has to be honest about the situation. "I had no choice but to release," said the Highbury boss. "I just couldn't control Seaman and I realized I couldn't hold this back any longer. I am just grateful that Kevin opened himself to me, and was willing to recieve."
They've got Seaman in their Bell End cos city are a Massive Club
Wenger: "i had to have a clean up this summer. Seaman was just a stain on our club"
This is for all those who've been claiming I've got too much time on my hands...
Match Report: Manchester City v. Wolverhampton Wanderers, September 2003.
It was a glorious day at the City of Manchester Stadium. Kevin Keegan, resplendent in sky-blue tracksuit and Ralph Lauren bicycle clips, manly scouse bouffant rustling in the fresh autumn breeze, stepped onto the turf. He knew his whole massive club was up for it today, and in particular the enormously proud Bell End, which was straining with the tension, twitching and quivering with feverish anticipation. The warm-up had already begun, and a few early inconsequential drops of Seaman were greeted with nervous humour and the odd more earnest exhortation, but it was obvious that Keegan's safe pair of hands would soon get a grip. And thrillingly for Kevin, The Goat looked in fine form, stalking around the centre circle, fit, primed and seemingly ready for fireworks.
Suddenly, it had all started! It was immediately clear that it was to be a fast-paced, loose, and open encounter. To be fair, Wolves were eager for the fray, and in fact completely undid Keegan's tidy outfit several times early on. Marvellously for Kevin, though, Seaman was absolutely everywhere from the off, covering gaps at the back, smothering Wolves'long balls, on one occasion dribbling nearly twenty yards out of the box from the pulsating Bell End to feed the Goat directly. The Goat, manwhile, was lapping it up, constantly probing Wolves' box with those threatening spurts, and really ought to have scored several times, ultimately lacking penetration. But the whole of Keegan's side was in the thick of it, and the Wolves' back line was constantly in danger not only from The Goat but the frequent assaults of Anelk.
And then it all got messy. It happened in an instant: a sudden drive from Wolves saw the rearguard of Kevin's outfit fatally breached, and Seaman was stupendously lobbed with perfect precision from all of twenty-five yards. Kevin attempted to change tactics, but to no avail - Wolves were well and truly on top by now. "Alf Inge - deep, inside The Goat!" screamed the panicking Keegan - and he did as he said. There was to be no Fowler entry all afternoon. He did get a plucky Horlock on, but alas, it was too little, too late. The entire massive club was deflated by this stage, and it must be said that Keegan's beloved Bell End wilted shamefully when its support was most urgently needed. Weak, leaky, sloppy old veteran Seaman was utterly all over the place now, wrecking a previously superb collection of clean sheets. And ruthless Wolves just kept on coming, repeatedly sending Seaman the wrong way and making city's back line run and run. When it came, the end was a blessed relief.
An exhausted Keegan was circumspect after the encounter. "Eh. Listen. It's all experience. I wouldn't've missed this for the world." An in the face of all the overwhelming evidence to the contrary, right in front of everyone's eyes, he insisted 'This here is a massive club. And it's just gonna get bigger and bigger."
Match Report: Manchester City v. Wolverhampton Wanderers, September 2003.
It was a glorious day at the City of Manchester Stadium. Kevin Keegan, resplendent in sky-blue tracksuit and Ralph Lauren bicycle clips, manly scouse bouffant rustling in the fresh autumn breeze, stepped onto the turf. He knew his whole massive club was up for it today, and in particular the enormously proud Bell End, which was straining with the tension, twitching and quivering with feverish anticipation. The warm-up had already begun, and a few early inconsequential drops of Seaman were greeted with nervous humour and the odd more earnest exhortation, but it was obvious that Keegan's safe pair of hands would soon get a grip. And thrillingly for Kevin, The Goat looked in fine form, stalking around the centre circle, fit, primed and seemingly ready for fireworks.
Suddenly, it had all started! It was immediately clear that it was to be a fast-paced, loose, and open encounter. To be fair, Wolves were eager for the fray, and in fact completely undid Keegan's tidy outfit several times early on. Marvellously for Kevin, though, Seaman was absolutely everywhere from the off, covering gaps at the back, smothering Wolves'long balls, on one occasion dribbling nearly twenty yards out of the box from the pulsating Bell End to feed the Goat directly. The Goat, manwhile, was lapping it up, constantly probing Wolves' box with those threatening spurts, and really ought to have scored several times, ultimately lacking penetration. But the whole of Keegan's side was in the thick of it, and the Wolves' back line was constantly in danger not only from The Goat but the frequent assaults of Anelk.
And then it all got messy. It happened in an instant: a sudden drive from Wolves saw the rearguard of Kevin's outfit fatally breached, and Seaman was stupendously lobbed with perfect precision from all of twenty-five yards. Kevin attempted to change tactics, but to no avail - Wolves were well and truly on top by now. "Alf Inge - deep, inside The Goat!" screamed the panicking Keegan - and he did as he said. There was to be no Fowler entry all afternoon. He did get a plucky Horlock on, but alas, it was too little, too late. The entire massive club was deflated by this stage, and it must be said that Keegan's beloved Bell End wilted shamefully when its support was most urgently needed. Weak, leaky, sloppy old veteran Seaman was utterly all over the place now, wrecking a previously superb collection of clean sheets. And ruthless Wolves just kept on coming, repeatedly sending Seaman the wrong way and making city's back line run and run. When it came, the end was a blessed relief.
An exhausted Keegan was circumspect after the encounter. "Eh. Listen. It's all experience. I wouldn't've missed this for the world." An in the face of all the overwhelming evidence to the contrary, right in front of everyone's eyes, he insisted 'This here is a massive club. And it's just gonna get bigger and bigger."
You bastards. That took me my entire lunch-break and not even a Have you all lost your senses of humour after fretting all summer about Becks and Ronnie? Or are you all just really mature all of a sudden?
Have you all lost your senses of humour after fretting all summer about Becks and Ronnie? Or are you all just really mature all of a sudden?Originally posted by Plechazunga:
<strong>You bastards. That took me my entire lunch-break and not even a
No, you're just not very funny <img src="graemlins/yawn.gif" border="0" alt="[Yawn]" />
'kin civil servants
Originally posted by Plechazunga:
<strong>You bastards. That took me my entire lunch-break and not even a
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