New Sanchez Chant

[Acole9]

He’s actually a well know red and quite clearly taking the piss. Unlike the majority on here.

Watch out everyone top red alert!

 

[svastian99]

Alexis Sanchez, at No 7,
He is our chilean hero
Signed from Arsenal on a free
He cost us feck1ng zero
He was tempted for Man City
Until Jose came calling
He took a look at our history
And left bald Pep bawling.

 

[Starkie_1]

Watch out everyone top red alert!

Pointless

 

[TMDaines]

We have fairly mediocre chants at the moment the latest one that has stuck has been martial and that’s 3 years old now...boyley will have to get his buddy’s together and think of a rashford song, surprised they’re isn’t a song for him yet.

The only first teamers who have a song that is actually sung at OT are Lukaku, Martial, Herrera, De Gea (both have the same song), Mata, and Smalling. Young gets his name chanted too, but that is it. There’s a real paucity at the moment.

 

[Zebs]

We have fairly mediocre chants at the moment the latest one that has stuck has been martial and that’s 3 years old now...boyley will have to get his buddy’s together and think of a rashford song, surprised they’re isn’t a song for him yet.

He has one.

Rashford is red, Rashford is red,
Rashford is reeeeeeeed, Rashford is red,
From Wythenshawe, he loves to fight,
He's born to play in red and white,
So listen close, it must be said,
Like Manchester, Rashford is red.

 

[redchamp]

Sanchez already has a chant

News to me, certainly didn't hear it at any of the games last season. What is it?

 

[dwd]

News to me, certainly didn't hear it at any of the games last season. What is it?

 

[KirkDuyt]

I know only one United chant:

Andy cooooole andy cooooole andy andy andy coooole when he get's the ball, he scores a goal aaaaaaaaaaandy andy cole.

I'm sure if it's completely correct, but I like it.

 

[Marcky411]

Am I the only one who cringes reading most of these?

No, not at all, also had trouble keeping my meal down.
There isn't one word of truth in the whole thing, since when has he shown he is better than Mhkitaryan, or shoots like Ruud Van Nistelrooy (talk about insulting one of our great strikers) And he crosses like David Beckham, he wishes, maybe in his sleep.
"Alexis, Alexis Sanchez, he's all over the final third", what was actually meant was all over the field like headless chicken.

 

[worldinmotion66]

I've got a song for moussa dembele to the tune of Kaiser Chief's "Ruby" :

Moussa, Moussa, Moussa, Moussa
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaaaaah
Paul Pogba's gonna rob ya
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaaaaah
Gonna put a perfect cross in
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaaaaah
Sanchez sticks it in the top bin
Aaah aaah aaah aaah aaah aaaaaah

 

[KirkDuyt]

Feyenoord had a fantastic chant for Peter van den Berg (Berg is mountain in Dutch):

Hoog, Hoog, Peter van der Berg

(meaning high, high, Peter van der Berg)


Brilliant, I know.

 

[Jose Meltdown Incoming]

A better song for Sanchez would be:

Give it away, give it away, give it away, give it away now.


However, depressingly, RHCP only gave it away 28 times in that song, while Alexis managed 32 in one game last year.

 

[Bolal7700]

To the tune of sos cagon chant by river plate (look it up on YouTube as i can’t post links)

Alexis sanchez
Our striker from chille
He chose man united
And said feck off to city

Like with van persie
We took him from arsenal
Our new number 7
Like best and Ronaldo

Alexis Alexis
Alexis alexis etc

A bit long but a great chant (there’s a version on youtube if you search “Alexis sanchez chant”)

 

[Chipper]

Oh Alexis, you have a punchable face
Oh Alexis, you've been largely anonymous since you signed for us
Oh Alexis, you don't deserve a song yet
But you've been better than Mkhitaryan was I suppose
Then again, so was my nan