Fun fact: Of Haalands 17 PL goals, only two have been assisted by Foden, Mahrez, B. Silva or Grealish.
Nordic Ghost Yeti | Haaland at City
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Shearer and Merson as evidence
How many does KDB have?
Four.
All he does is score goals all the time
Honestly if the only thing you can is score goals, you've got no business being a footballer.
What’s his ratio compared to Dixie Dean’s peak season after 11 games?
Only a brace, decline has started. One trick pony goal merchant.
He’s alright isn’t he ?
Allison assist Sala, and the crowd goes wild. "What an amazing pass and vision from Allison, and what an incredible turn-flick from Sala!".
Ederson assist Haaland, and the negative pundits go: "He wouldn't score 30 in league 2." Not even mentioning the vision from Ederson.
I'd take Haaland. It baffles me to see how people keep arguing that a striker that is brought in to be the final piece of the puzzle isn't any good because he doesn't contribute on X, Y and Z. He was brought in to score goals. It's not like Agüero wasn't good for City, or like Jesus was a bad player. Haaland is just currently better at getting that ball into the net. I believe Kane would score a few goals as well, but I doubt Kane would be as effective as Haaland has been for City. Lewandowski, on the other hand, I sorta feel he would be around Haaland's numbers if they got him in instead.
Ederson assist Haaland, and the negative pundits go: "He wouldn't score 30 in league 2." Not even mentioning the vision from Ederson.
I'd take Haaland. It baffles me to see how people keep arguing that a striker that is brought in to be the final piece of the puzzle isn't any good because he doesn't contribute on X, Y and Z. He was brought in to score goals. It's not like Agüero wasn't good for City, or like Jesus was a bad player. Haaland is just currently better at getting that ball into the net. I believe Kane would score a few goals as well, but I doubt Kane would be as effective as Haaland has been for City. Lewandowski, on the other hand, I sorta feel he would be around Haaland's numbers if they got him in instead.
De Bruyne scored the most league goals for them last season, at 15. Haaland has 17 and it’s October.
2 more goals and he matches Mahrez’ top overall tally last season, with 24.
2 more goals and he matches Mahrez’ top overall tally last season, with 24.
Its sarcasm.
No it wasn’t. Also, how would you even know when you didn’t write it?
As previously stated, check back on the poster’s previous entries about Haaland (which is how I know it wasn’t sarcasm without having written the post myself).
No, it isn't... you're the second person to say that and I can't for the life of me work out why? This Anderson poster has spent a very long time slagging off Haaland, it's very clearly not a sarcastic thing.
Honestly how is this bloke getting paid. Only still there due to speaking out about his former addictions. Would suggest he’s not ‘sober’ coming out with tripe like this.
I have no idea who the poster is. Im a bit drunk and to me the post was very clearly a goof.
Its kinda sure that Haaland is a monster in football.
And yeah if isnt a joke its pretty bad.
Haaland is a monster when it comes to football. Everyone knows by now. So yeah i though he was dissing pundits that had no belive in him.
If someone actually researches this.. wow, we’ve found the biggest loser on the internet.
As a city fan, why do you care?
Now people just wait to see how many league goals he can score in a season. At this rate it is 60 goals
Good news. The research has already been done.
Dixie Dean scored his 17th goal on October 8th when he put 5 past Manchester united in a 5-2 victory. It was match week 9.
I think it's Alan Shearer we should be laughing at, quite frankly.
The media are absolutely spewing that another player is clearly better than Harry Kane and Salah.
They really minimise Haaland’s output and constantly make reference to what Kane would do with more service. Haaland is a machine and will break records if he stays in the EPL.
They really minimise Haaland’s output and constantly make reference to what Kane would do with more service. Haaland is a machine and will break records if he stays in the EPL.
His first goal was a foul and his penalty wasn’t.
That referee has been shocking for some time.
That referee has been shocking for some time.
Both had 17 after 11 rounds, but Dean didn't play the last one. 20 goals after 11 played, 12th round. 5 goals in a 5-2 victory against United in the 9th round, goalless against Liverpool in the 10th, and then a hattrick against Portsmouth in the 12th, so he was on a surge.
http://www.efcstatto.com/fixtures-and-results/1927-28/
Crazy. Thanks for the info. Mapping the trajectory will be interesting, particularly so with the turmoil of the World Cup and him getting rest at a time many opponents will be effectively ruining themselves for the remainder of the season.
Is this your first day on the internet?? Or even just the caf?-
Both? Both. Both is fine.
Haha
Merson is a fecking idiot. Haaland would easily get 100+ goals a season in league 2.
Because he says a lot of dumb shit that gets people riled up which drives traffic and revenue in the media world.
Yeah that was just a piss-take of an opinion.
Why? Because he's back stat padding against small teams? You guys were awfully quiet last Sunday when your goat went ghosting against first semi-decent opposition he faced.
Tag me only if he shows up against the big teams or if he scores outside the penalty area.
Has Alvarez displaced him yet?Why? Because he's back stat padding against small teams? You guys were awfully quiet last Sunday when your goat went ghosting against first semi-decent opposition he faced.
Tag me only if he shows up against the big teams or if he scores outside the penalty area.
Do you get extra for outside the pen area like? New rule?Why? Because he's back stat padding against small teams? You guys were awfully quiet last Sunday when your goat went ghosting against first semi-decent opposition he faced.
Tag me only if he shows up against the big teams or if he scores outside the penalty area.
So Man Utd = a small team. You're doing great.Why? Because he's back stat padding against small teams? You guys were awfully quiet last Sunday when your goat went ghosting against first semi-decent opposition he faced.
Tag me only if he shows up against the big teams or if he scores outside the penalty area.
I know I'm just feeding the troll here, but anyway. How do you define "big"? He's scored vs United, Sevilla and Dortmund this season, and PSG, Liverpool, Napoli, Bayern for Dortmund and Salzburg.Why? Because he's back stat padding against small teams? You guys were awfully quiet last Sunday when your goat went ghosting against first semi-decent opposition he faced.
Tag me only if he shows up against the big teams or if he scores outside the penalty area.
Oh, and he scored outside the penalty area vs Wolves (with his weak foot). It wasn't a full moon and Venus was in the wrong constellation though so I guess it didn't count.
Wish I was on £1m per week like him 
That’s it ? Mbappé is laughing at him.Wish I was on £1m per week like him
Why are we even entertaining the WUM?