Players that will definitely play for West Ham one day

Wonder Pigeon

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Seeing that an old Pablo Zabaleta gave away a penalty today to cause West Ham a loss, it struck me again how poor their transfer strategy is. The likes of Ayew and Arnautovic are good signings if you're doing your scouting at the watercooler instead of football grounds, they can be good on their day but are they worth it? Are their best days ahead of them? With the likes of them, and past their best players like Hart and Zabaleta, there's something very West Ham about signing them. And maybe Hernandez, even if he's probably going to do well for them. They're the sort of signings Spurs always made until about 2007. Call it one for the Weird Feelings of Football thread, but there are so many players either in the PL right now or formerly of the PL that you can see West Ham bringing in, that wouldn't improve them much at all. So feel free to list here random mishmash signings that West Ham will definitely make in a half-baked effort to get to the next level over the next few years.

For starters, Theo Walcott will almost definitely play for West Ham after he's finally let go by Arsenal. He'll probably be injured all the time.
 
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OneUnited24

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Are you suggesting West Ham is the new QPR?

If so then my monies on Wilshere after his Asnl contract runs out
 

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If Yaya Touré's going to another club after City, that's where he'll go.
 

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Barkley is nailed on. After an underwhelming spell at a slightly bigger club though.
 

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They'll sign one flavour of the month relegation candidate's best player in January cause the relegation of that club. Same thing they did last year with Hull. Signing Snodgrass for absolutely no reason.
 

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Shelvey
Wilshire
Berahino
Shawcross
Delph
Sturridge

Still amazes me that Nasri never ended up there.

Got a feeling Welbz may too :(
 

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Oh they'll definitely sign Marc Albrighton right? "He's got league winning pedigree, and we're delighted to have a player of his calibre to help us make that next step forwards", whoever's managing them will definitely lie.
 

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Welbeck won't last much longer at Arsenal. He's the sort of player with a great future behind him that West Ham might go for.
 

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Bravo, Kompany, Fernandinho. The home of City rejects.
 

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One of the following I'd strongly fancy to play for West Ham at some point:

• Aaron Ramsey
• Olivier Giroud
• Marouane Fellaini
• Chris Smalling
 

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One of the following I'd strongly fancy to play for West Ham at some point:

Aaron Ramsey
• Olivier Giroud
• Marouane Fellaini
• Chris Smalling
Hes a dead on cert. I get it he scores the odd important goal but hes a CMF who would rather score goals than actually playing in midfield
 

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One of the following I'd strongly fancy to play for West Ham at some point:

• Aaron Ramsey
• Olivier Giroud
• Marouane Fellaini
• Chris Smalling
Beaten to the Fellaini shout. Although unlike others mentioned, he would actually be a good signing for them.
 

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Jack Rodwell, still surprised he hasn't rocked up there by now.