They've all got it wrong....
Jones slid into De Gea, breaking his leg putting him out for 12 months; whilst following through and causing collateral damage to Martials ankle, now out for 6 months.
Jones then actually made it onto the pitch as a sub (all of the above happened on the to sideline).
After coming on, Jones then accidentally close-lined Greenwood & knocked him cold out, concussion, 6 months out.
During the chaos, Pogba & Fernandez simply ran into each other whilst gazing in awe at the mess Jones made of Greenwood.
Unfazed, Jones continued.
Just before training ended, Jones then unfortunately dislocated his shoulder after running into the goal post, out for 9 months, whilst also accidentally crushing the scrotum of Maguire, out forever.
A grim, grim day for United...