Edgar Allan Pillow
Ero-Sennin


Team Pat
Formation: Christmas Tree
Operating on the principle that if Edgar is going to feck up my team eventually anyway then I may as well risk fecking it up myself now, I've opted for the ever-unpopular Christmas Tree formation. Real Madrid legend Jose Santamaria is drafted in to replace Kohler, and providing he can conquer his initial bemusement at the entire rest of the defence presumably communicating in Russian, he'll provide a reasonable facsimile of Kohler's qualities. At left back, Demyanenko injects a substantial upgrade in quality from Sergi.
The big change elsewhere is replacing a CF with Neymar. The Suarez/Shevchenko partnership from my last match seemed a tried and true approach to building around Diego - willing runners, excellent goalscorers but no-one who is likely to tread on his toes as a creative force. This is riskier, less easy on the eye, but if it worked it would be dazzling. Maradona himself has consistently listed gifted flair players like Houseman, Bochini and Rivelino as his personal favourites, and Neymar, even if he is dislikeable and possibly incestuous, is one of those rare players who can even hold a candle to Maradona on a technical level. He's proven in spades that he can thrive alongside other superstars too, and his ability to operate from wide areas and the quality of his off the ball movement suggests to me that he'd amplify rather than hinder Maradona's game. It's worth pointing out that our line-leader Shevchenko has superb pedigree in a similar system too.
The main drawback is that it limits Matthaus' scope to influence the game in the final third, but firstly, Lothar will have a full-time job in the heart of midfield against the likes of Platini and Falcao anyway, and secondly, if we win this he's probably going to end up being replaced by some turd like Lee Cattmerole, so we may as well start adapting now.
Team 2mufc0
I have gone for a more counter attacking lineup this game, solid backline with Leandro being the more attacking full back, whilst Irwin will provide width too. Picchi is the ball playing CB here and is complimented by the athletic stopper Luis Pereira next to him. The midfield is loaded with quality, work rate and defensive skills, overloading the areas where two of the best opposition players will be operating in making it very difficult to play against.
Falcao and Platini will be the play makers from midfield and what a partnership it is, they would compliment each other brilliantly in terms of style and it's a real shame they didn't get to play together in real life . Stiles will be the sitting midfielder while Netto plays the defensive B2B, both providing a world class defensive shield in front of the defence. Stiles should not be underestimated and I shouldn't really have to sell him on a United forum, but he was a superb midfielder and was the base of the great United and England sides, putting in big performances on the biggest stages against some of the best players ever.
Rooney & Kocsis complete the front line, with Kocsis being the spearhead and Rooney playing as the support striker playing off him. These two strikers work hard and are the perfect foil for Platini to operate behind them, whether looking for a goal or creating for the front two. Kocsis strength in the air will also be utilised with two attacking full backs and midfielders with excellent crossing abilities, he will be a nightmare to deal with the abundance of creativity behind him. Kocsis general play gets little credit, he was superb with his feet and linking players around him, his headers not only score goals but also to link up with players and will be a major threat with Platini and Rooney making runs around him. . Rooney will be a constant threat with his movement, pace, power and long shots, his selfless nature will also enable Kocsis and Platini to run riot.